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I had a shower before posting this, I need another one this time with Fels-Naptha.
1 posted on 02/13/2024 7:46:09 AM PST by Morgana
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2 posted on 02/13/2024 7:48:52 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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'dealing drug so he could watch gay sex'

Although I don't know for sure, I think you can watch it for free on the internet. The drug dealing not be necessary. Just trying to help.

3 posted on 02/13/2024 7:49:35 AM PST by ClearCase_guy
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And the methodist church has a problem with this?? </s>


4 posted on 02/13/2024 7:53:31 AM PST by far sider
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The UMC is the leftist-heretical version of Wesleyanism, just as the ELCA is the leftist-heretical version of Lutheranism. In both cases, Christ is elsewhere.


7 posted on 02/13/2024 7:56:15 AM PST by chajin ("There is no other name under heaven given among people by which we must be saved." Acts 4:12)
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Woodbury is a small town. Doubt there would be many flaming homosexuals attending that coven church, or enough to keep the fag pastor occupied in orgies.

This is what the United Methodist “church” has become. I put the word church in quotes because that organization is closer to being a Satanic Temple than a Christian church.


8 posted on 02/13/2024 7:57:51 AM PST by Flavious_Maximus (Tony Fauci will be put on death row and die of COVID!)
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Why did the Connecticut church pastor get arrested for dealing crystal meth out of his church's rectory? Because he wanted to give a whole new meaning to "holy roller"!

It seems like he was really committed to his illegal activities. I guess you could say he was mixing "higher powers" with some seriously "higher highs"!

Remember, folks, this is why we should stick to spreading love, not meth, in our holy places. Holy water is for baptisms, not for diluting crystal meth!

12 posted on 02/13/2024 8:01:18 AM PST by mjp (pro-freedom & pro-wealth $)
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It’s endless with these supposed priests... You’d think the Church would go on a crusade to permanently exterminate these scum.


16 posted on 02/13/2024 8:10:29 AM PST by maddog55 (The only thing systemic in America is the left's hatred of it!)
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To: Morgana

He must be using it too, because it says he is losing his teeth.


17 posted on 02/13/2024 8:11:36 AM PST by Southside_Chicago_Republican (The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog. )
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“Put the meth in Methodist” is kinda catchy. I hope noone changes the signage on any churches in the area.


18 posted on 02/13/2024 8:11:40 AM PST by BipolarBob (One flew East and one flew West . . .)
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So many people deceived by Satan living lies beczuse they are blind to the truth. The worst are those in positions of power and leadership- their fates are worse than the average persons.


19 posted on 02/13/2024 8:13:45 AM PST by Bob434
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To: Morgana

Another phoney “man of the cloth”._


22 posted on 02/13/2024 8:25:16 AM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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UMC has gone WOKE. There are conservative splinter groups.


23 posted on 02/13/2024 8:33:16 AM PST by ZULU (DUMP RONA ROMNEY MCDANIELS!!!)
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To: Morgana

Religion was big business back in the pagan days and even so today. Those pagans were converted to Christianity and the sign on the front was changed to, “church,” long ago.

Why is it I keep seeing more and more churches that seem to be reverting back to pagan temples?


30 posted on 02/13/2024 9:07:01 AM PST by Tom Tetroxide
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Wow, the church has put both its website and FB page on lockdown. I guess they are going to lay low for a bit!


32 posted on 02/13/2024 9:19:13 AM PST by quilterdebbie (We will endeavor to persevere!)
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Herbert Miller, 63, the reverend of the Woodbury United MethUser Church

Fixed the name of the church...

35 posted on 02/13/2024 10:49:46 AM PST by Deplorable American1776 (Guns don't kill people, LIBERALS DO!! Support the Second Amendment...)
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To: Morgana; aMorePerfectUnion

Meanwhile, the Vatican’s cocaine fueled homosexual orgies go ignored.


37 posted on 02/13/2024 11:50:47 AM PST by metmom (He who testifies to these things says, “Surely I am coming soon.” Amen. Come, Lord Jesus…)
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