Posted on 01/20/2024 11:31:45 AM PST by spirited irish
Representative Justin Humphrey has filed an Oklahoma bill that would ban “furries” from attending school and would require either a guardian or “animal control” to pick them up if they violate the rule.
On Thursday, Humphrey (R-Okla.) filed House Bill 3084 targeting “furries” which are described as “member[s] of a subculture devoted to art, writing, or costumes depicting anthropomorphic animals,” by dictionary.com.
“Students who purport to be an imaginary animal or animal species, or who engage in anthropomorphic behavior commonly referred to as furries at school shall not be allowed to participate in school curriculum or activities,” the bill states. “The parent or guardian of a student in violation of this section shall pick the student up from the school, or animal control services shall be contacted to remove the student.”
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Great idea.
The animal control office who removes the kid from school and takes the kid to the dog pound will end up in prison, and the kid’s family will sue and become millionaires.
First time I ever heard of furries was maybe 20 years ago. They were part of the plot of a CSI episode. I remember the crew going to a furry gathering and William Petersen’s character being fascinated with them.
There are at least 4-6 furries in our area. The parents are threatening legal action if their children aren’t accepted as cats.
Unbelievable. This is the second or third year for this crazy phenomenon.
I agree that this is dumb, but have you ever encountered one of these crazies?
They wander around in their stupid costumes, saying nothing, expecting some reaction from normal people.
Why is this a federal matter?
When I first read the title I thought this was being filed in the Oklahoma legislature not the US House. It would be appropriate in the state legislature since the state has direct jurisdiction over education.
I so much agree with this. One of our districts has them.
They even put litter boxes in the bathrooms. Expel them and their stupid parents too.
There is a lot of fresh craziness these days which didn’t exist when I was growing up. All I can conclude is this is just another reason to homeschool.
Madness? I don’t think so. If you want to dress up as an animal, and pretend that you are one, you SHOULD be picked up by Animal Control, thrown in cave, and given a bowl of water on the floor. Maybe then this crap would end.
it’s that or litter boxes in every classroom...
the best of both worlds...rabies shot or no school. then at least the other kids would be safe from rabies. maybe distemper too. can’t be too careful.
Ever have a Cocker Spaniel Hick a Leg ?
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It ain’t pretty.
Okay FRiend 🧡
And....?
How about someone dressing up like Elmer Fudd?That might take care of the kids in bunny suits.
Force the parents to deal with their mentally ill kids
If it’s authorized by law, the officer is acting within the law. They’ll put ‘em in solitary so no dogs are harmed.
“animal control” to pick them up if they violate the rule.
Now that's funny.
The “furry” phenomenon is just kids who have found a new way to CONTROL and manipulate their parents and the school system.
Tranquilizer darts?
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