Posted on 01/20/2024 11:31:45 AM PST by spirited irish
Representative Justin Humphrey has filed an Oklahoma bill that would ban “furries” from attending school and would require either a guardian or “animal control” to pick them up if they violate the rule.
On Thursday, Humphrey (R-Okla.) filed House Bill 3084 targeting “furries” which are described as “member[s] of a subculture devoted to art, writing, or costumes depicting anthropomorphic animals,” by dictionary.com.
“Students who purport to be an imaginary animal or animal species, or who engage in anthropomorphic behavior commonly referred to as furries at school shall not be allowed to participate in school curriculum or activities,” the bill states. “The parent or guardian of a student in violation of this section shall pick the student up from the school, or animal control services shall be contacted to remove the student.”
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Furries are weird, I don’t care about Disney World(Goofy and such), let the parents take them to Orlando, but not in schools.
Spay and neuter before release into the wild ?
“Representative Justin Humphrey has filed an Oklahoma bill that would ban “furries” from attending school and would require either a guardian or “animal control” to pick them up if they violate the rule. “
Glad to see Representative Humphrey focusing on this important issue.
LOLOL...that is terrific! What a great law! Maybe a half-day in a cramped kennel with the real dogs would straighten them out.
Go after their parents and anyone else enabling them.
If a “trans woman” is to be regarded as a “real” woman, with penalties for “misgendering, then Furries should be regarded as animals.
[[“Students who purport to be an imaginary animal or animal species, or who engage in anthropomorphic behavior commonly referred to as furries at school shall not be allowed to participate in school curriculum or activities]]
Sounds sensible to me- if the kids wanna act like morons after school- fine- whatever- as long as it doesn’t impact others negatively- but in school- they can get with the curriculum and act like normal humans- or spend their time in a mental ward if they can’t hack it- because it’s obvious something is wrong with them mentally
somebody forgot to mention that “furries” also enjoy pro-creation activities while suited up!!
Does anyone know if Humphrey is serious or is he using this as a bit of political theater to ridicule the massive game of pretend gender going on.
Require those identifying as dogs to eat cat poo.
Require those identifying as cats to eat raw mice or rats.
Requiring those identifying as rabbits or squirrels to allow themselves to be bitten by those identifying as dogs and cats.
This silliness will soon stop.
I couldn’t go to public schools today. I’m allergic to cats 🐈⬛!
Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow,
Everywhere Mary went,
The lamb was sure to go.
It followed her to school one day,
Which was against the rule;
It made the children laugh and play,
To see a lamb at school.
And so the teacher turned it out,
But still it lingered near;
And waited patiently about
Till Mary did appear
“What makes the lamb love Mary so?”
The eager children cry;
“Why, Mary loves the lamb, you know,”
The teacher did reply.
Sorry, that was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this article.
Well said.
I agree.
I posted this story a day or so ago just to be humorous.
Sounds like a good move to me.
Schools used to have dress codes, to provide equality among the students, allow students to focus, and prevent asinine distractions like “furries.”
What is the difference between a human student “identifying” as a wolf and a boy “identifying” as a girl? It’s all a big LARP. Just call it “species dysphoria.”
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