No, The Biblical Messiah Is Not Preparing To Make An Appearance To The Jews Just Yet, But There Is A Tantalizing Potential Prophetic Nugget Here Anyway

Now The End Begins ^ | 10/28/22 | Geoffrey Grider

[Religion Moderator]

Thank you for the encouragement.

[mdmathis6]

“as you will find the wandering Jew does not evangelize.”

He has to get swallowed up by a great fish first, then he will evengelize!

[golux]

LOL I am sure there's a forthcoming "new, final" interpretation of Jonah, too. "Jonah, son of Amitai, went to Nineveh, where they knew not of the coming of The Self Appointed King, and told them they would all surely lick of the armpit of Mephistopholes in the Eternal Damnation, lest they repent and drink of the powdered juice-mix and bow before the Interesting Shape, symbol incarnate of the coming Ruler. All this made Jonah feel a little ridiculous, so..."

[mdmathis6]

The book speaks for itself whether or not you PERSONALLY think the book itself is just a “fishtale”. It’s meaning and lessons were pretty clear.

[golux]

Yes. Thank you for not re-interpreting that one. I think.

[mdmathis6]

The lessons drawn from the accounts of a man upset that a worm got his gourd when the souls of 90 thousand inhabitants were in great danger save for the preaching of that most unhappy prophet are universally accessible to both Christians and Hebrews. No exotic interpretations needed! God has compassion and seeks the saving of those who are lost...the fact that the Ninevites were nast pagan gentiles was a worm that bit into Jonah’s gourd even deeper!