[mdmathis6]

“as you will find the wandering Jew does not evangelize.”

He has to get swallowed up by a great fish first, then he will evengelize!

[golux]

LOL I am sure there's a forthcoming "new, final" interpretation of Jonah, too. "Jonah, son of Amitai, went to Nineveh, where they knew not of the coming of The Self Appointed King, and told them they would all surely lick of the armpit of Mephistopholes in the Eternal Damnation, lest they repent and drink of the powdered juice-mix and bow before the Interesting Shape, symbol incarnate of the coming Ruler. All this made Jonah feel a little ridiculous, so..."