Aliens Live Among Us

RR ^ | 12/13/20 | Geri Ungurean

[Hatteras]

[Olog-hai]

Yes, aliens live among us, and Democrats give them oodles of freebies; don’t dare ask them for ID at the polling place though . . .

[Roman_War_Criminal]

End Times Ping PM me if you wish to be added or removed. This article coincides nicely with the "Rally of Hope" recently held by the cultic 'christians' who gathered in the name of "Mother Moon" (wife of Sun Myung Moon). Seems like the OWG/NWO cultists are making huge strides to deceive people. Deception was the #1 sign Jesus told us to look for as the days of His return got closer.

[sport]

And they vote.

[blueunicorn6]

I’m pretty sure my neighbor Steve is an alien.

He’s always out doing alien stuff like mowing the lawn and washing his car.

I wish I had a Phaser.

I’d just wing him a little.

[RoosterRedux]

Why not post the JPost article?

[metmom]

The former head of the Israeli space program says not only do extraterrestrial beings live among us, but they convinced President Donald Trump not to reveal their identity because “humanity was not ready yet,” according to the Jerusalem Post.

Sure.....

[Candor7]

“They have been waiting for humanity to evolve and reach a stage where we will generally understand what space and spaceships are.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Any of the show up here, they’ll feel lead. There us no law about shooting an alien. It would not be homicide.

I do not subscribe to the theory that aliens are benign to human beings.

[DoodleBob]

[metmom]

There are dozens of pictures of democrats I could post and can’t decide which one I would start with.

So just think “All of them”.

[bobby.223]

A Plasma Rifle in the 40 watt range might work also

[dainbramaged]

If God created Man, why couldn’t He create intelligent living beings on other worlds?

[Deaf Smith]

"There is no law about shooting an alien"

Texas requires one to buy a hunting license to harvest exotic game (non native).

Exceptions are if you are a land owner or acting as a agent of and need to remove such exotics that are causing depredation on said property. Such exceptions extend to feral non-game species though not covering migrating species.

[Jamestown1630]

Gosh, maybe what you call ‘the rapture’
and ‘meeting the Lord in the air’ actually refers to being taken up by aliens.

It’s all so confusing...

[laplata]

He probably did.

[Noumenon]

https://youtu.be/XhvDMhrws1o

Yeah, we know about those guys...

[Peter ODonnell]

ALIENS: “Don’t tell anyone we’re here, the people aren’t ready.”

TRUMP: “Sure. Want some covfefe? I just brewed some up. Oh wait, you’re aliens, you probably drink stuff like sulphuric acid, right?”

ALIENS: “Mmm, sulphuric acid, wow I miss that stuff so much.”

TRUMP: “So when can I tell people about you? You don’t mind being locked up in the Area 51 special secure unit, do you?”

ALIENS: “No, we don’t mind. Despite being frightfully intelligent and able to travel freely throughout the galaxy, we just gave up without a fight and allowed your armed forces to imprison us. At least, that’s the story we’re going with today.”

TRUMP: “Right. And the vote in Pennsylvania was legit, right?”

ALIENS: “Come on, we’re not THAT stupid.”

[IYAS9YAS]

Texas requires one to buy a hunting license to harvest exotic game (non native).

Invasive species? Don't they let you hunt feral hogs without a license?

[IYAS9YAS]

Man. I re-read your post. I think I read the first sentence and stopped. Didn’t even get to your second paragraph. Uffda