Posted on 09/02/2019 6:58:08 AM PDT by metmom
U.S.—Millions of Americans have repented of their sinful ways and turned to Jesus after hearing that Democrats are going to be on CNN for seven whole hours talking about climate change next week.
Whole cities, towns, and states accepted Christ as their savior as they saw God's judgment coming on the nation in the form of Democrats going on and on about climate change for hours.
"Please Lord---do not leave Your people to suffer," one man prayed, prostrate on the ground, sweating blood from his despair. "Why have you forsaken us? 'Awake, Lord! Why do you sleep? Rouse yourself! Do not reject us forever. Why do you hide your face and forget our misery and oppression?'"
"I'm sorry for everything I've ever done," cried one Seattle woman, who was an atheist until she heard about the town hall and repented of her sins. "I have strayed far from you, Lord, but I now commit my life to you if you'll just promise to return before Wednesday."
"We know, O Lord, that you can save us from having to hear rich white guys with multiple homes lecture us on conserving energy," said a man named Daniel in Iowa. "But even if You do not, you are still Lord."
"But seriously, please, save us."
This one seems so obvious.........
God is busy right now trying to figure out whether to grant liberal prayers to destroy Mar-a-Lago.
A no brainer in my book.
Leave it standing and watch the weeping and wailing of gnashing of teeth commence.
Ah, the Bee ... sadly many Americans seem more likely to double down on post Romans 1:18-32 “even crazier” than to repent.
Another superb post for LAbor Day!
A torture fit for the depths of hell would be for one to be forced to watch this 7 hour BS dump.
Snopes’ fact check of this article found the Babylon Bee’s emphasis on the reaction of evangelicals to be somewhat biased, but that the Democrats planning to blather about “climate change” for seven hours *is* truly distressing.
NOTE: The Obamas’ proposed purchase of seaside property in the Martha’s Vineyard “climate change” flood zone has been added as a topic to the Democrat marathon gabfest.
3ft thick reinforced concrete walls, Mar-a-lago ain’t going anywhere.
Glad I saw it was the BB. Only way to watch it is if you have cable - no other station will carry it.
Sad, isn’t it? The Left are the epitome of hypocrisy, hate, bigotry and racism.. Their minds truly are living in a parallel universe where good is bad and bad is good. Please pray for Jesus to show them the Light.
“God is busy right now trying to figure out whether to grant liberal prayers to destroy Mar-a-Lago.”
Maybe should read “Satan is busy now trying to figure out if he can do that”
Impossible. Democrats voted God and his entourage out of the party’s consideration.
Despite the fact that it only got a glancing blow would anyone have really been surprised has Epstein’s island been completely and mysteriousmply swept completely clean by the storm (if only they’d had more time to prepare)?
I laughed. Sooooo true. 7 hours of screeching nattering nabobs.... what could go wrong?
Why in hell would any normal person spend 7 hours watching or listen too such fools as DemoRats....
That would be wonderful.
Exactly.
NORMAL people wouldn’t.
It would certainly be great news for the Clintons and anyone else who may have left evidence behind them on their visits.
Now, the storm uncovering the bodies of Eptsein and company’s victims the way that tornado from out of the blue overturned the junker car with Rose Law records in its trunk years ago could be great.
What i find annoying are all the Christians taking in this climate stuff without applying any critical thinking or adjusting the narrative in light of a Biblical worldview.
Too many young believers are not given the tools to do this.
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