Posted on 05/26/2014 6:11:40 PM PDT by Brian Kopp DPM
True story:
Several years ago I drove home from my office and pulled in front of my house. As I was getting out of my car, a local homeless women was standing right behind me, as if she had materialized out of thin air.
Before I could say anything, she stated (in a thick Anglo-Indian accent), "Pardon me sir, can you tell me the name of a dentist whose last name begins with 'Mc'?"
I thought for a moment and replied, "No, I'm sorry, I cannot tell you the name of any dentists whose last name begins with 'Mc'. Can I ask why you need a dentist with a last name that begins with 'Mc'?"
"Well," she replied gravely, "People whose last name begins with 'Mc' are usually Protestant, and I am looking for a Protestant dentist."
This women is very well educated and has a PhD in Mathematics, having once taught at the university level. Unfortunately she is also a textbook example of a paranoid schizophrenic.
"Can I ask why you need a Protestant dentist? Would a Catholic dentist be able to help? I know several Catholic dentists."
Her eyes narrowed and her voice grew grave. "Catholics control the world through the Vatican. If you go to a Catholic dentist they will put microphones in your teeth so the Jesuits can spy on you."
I tried to keep a straight face and calmly replied, "You're kidding?!? I'm a Catholic foot surgeon and I never knew that!"
Her eyes grew huge, she back pedaled quickly and scurried away. I never saw her on our street again.
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I wonder what Catholic foot surgeons implant under your toenails?
Except this story is true and this woman actually exists. Read the local news story below then tell all of us how unbelievable this tale is.
http://www.tribune-democrat.com/local/x413852425/My-visions-are-never-wrong?mobRedir=false
Then say a prayer for the poor woman.
Don’t you think that including that this women has some seious mental issues was kind of important up front?
I'm sorry, but not to fear the dentist of the world will come up, with the help of NSA, another way to ease drop on us.
LOL!
Don’t you think you should at least read the OP before you comment?
Sounds like a good guy. It’ll be a couple weeks before I can contribute, but I will look that up a bit later.
When does the gossip end and the prayers start?
I did, and yet it was written in such a way theat she was accused as Roman Catholic bashing by many.
Starring Shannen Doherty and Christopher Lloyd! Apparently the “Sharknado” people were behind it.
"There's always time for dental hygiene. You ever seen the results of a neglected mouth?"
When does the ranting end and the prayers start? Maybe the anti-Carholics should rant less and pray more. Then they would no longer jog memories like this one.
My dentist’s name is Sheinbein. I don’t know what religion he is, but he’s a very good dentist.
A Catholic foot surgeon will secretly implant pedometers so the Jesuits can tell how far you walk.
Don’t tell anybody...
Years ago, I had a Dentist named Hertz(true!).
He had a magnetic personality. I visited him with frequency.
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