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Outsourced prayer lines confuse callers
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Posted on 12/18/2012 6:27:38 PM PST by Gamecock

DES MOINES — Last month, Lori Danes, 43, called the prayer line of a major television ministry and requested prayer for her mother’s persistent ulcers. But her prayer representative, who called himself “Darren,” prayed in a strong Indian accent that “all the gods would bless her mightily.”

“I was stunned,” Danes says. “It was like I’d called a demon prayer line.”

The manager of India Prayer Solutions, located in Mumbai, India, apologized for the incident and fired the employee who, he said, had not been properly trained. But dozens of similar incidents have rattled U.S. callers since major ministries began outsourcing their prayer lines to India. The ministries insist they are overwhelmed by the growing number of calls for prayer.

“There aren’t enough Americans willing to sit in the prayer tower and take calls anymore,” says a prayer coordinator at a major ministry which jobbed out its prayer lines last year.

But the interactions have left many callers baffled.

Rich Douglas of Orem, Utah, called a prayer line for the first time this month, requesting prayer for his wife’s cancer. His prayer partner, “Stephanie,” took him through a series of prayers that felt “pretty clinical,” says Douglas. “I definitely didn’t sense the Spirit. It sounded like she was reading from a script.”

“Stephanie,” whose real name is Reha Jain, is a Hindu woman who works at a call center in Mumbai and has prayed with “many satisfied prayer customers,” she says. “It’s like my old job at a Microsoft call center. The caller is happy if you deliver quality customer service.”

Her fellow worker Rajneesh Tuwalla likewise had never heard of a single U.S. ministry, but was “sick of working at the Sprint call center,” he says. “The customers always got angry about their bill.”

Tuwalla landed a job at a prayer center and learned to pray “Christian prayers” by watching Kenneth Copeland.

“All the TV preachers pray good, but Copeland prays the best,” says Tuwalla, who mimics Copeland’s style on the phone with callers.

Like many service reps, he uses an American name while on the job. In Copeland’s honor, Tuwalla calls himself “Ken.”

Tuwalla has heard the rumors that U.S. ministries may repatriate their call centers. He hopes it isn’t true. At his Sprint job he would have to “run around the block and maybe pull the head off a stray chicken” to settle down every night because of the stress he felt serving demanding U.S. customers. But the prayer center job is more relaxed.

“The callers are very nice,” he says. “I like my life again.”•


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To: Larry Lucido

I laughed so hard at that I might of woke up the neighbors lol


41 posted on 12/18/2012 8:27:22 PM PST by Bulwyf
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To: F15Eagle; SaraJohnson
My all time fav is from way back in 2004: Techno-Tithe: Church Implants Microchips in Members' Right Hands


42 posted on 12/18/2012 8:38:56 PM PST by Gamecock ( If we distort the gospel, that distortion will influence and affect everything else that we believe)
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To: Gamecock; HarleyD
This is horrible. i don't care which denomination, but this is horrible, utterly horrible. Why do people want to have to call a telephone line for prayer? They would do this if they don't have enough support from the local community

And that (note, again leaving aside which denomination) is a failure -- each Church group, whether Catholic, Presbyterian, Pentecostal etc. should at the very least offer fellowship.

A phone line is so cold

And outsourcing prayer? Insane.

43 posted on 12/19/2012 12:17:28 AM PST by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

they already do that — read it somewhere, I think here on FR


44 posted on 12/19/2012 12:24:47 AM PST by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

they already do that — read it somewhere, I think here on FR


45 posted on 12/19/2012 12:24:47 AM PST by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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To: HiTech RedNeck; stormer

well, it doesn’t say not for our atheist friends :-P


46 posted on 12/19/2012 12:26:26 AM PST by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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To: driftdiver

I don’t understand how one can have a telephone prayer-in? Aren’t there Church prayer groups?


47 posted on 12/19/2012 12:30:17 AM PST by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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To: headsonpikes

Probably was channeling his inner Ozzy Ozbourne


48 posted on 12/19/2012 12:31:55 AM PST by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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To: xrmusn

exactly — this is crazy. It shows a lack of any community of prayer.


49 posted on 12/19/2012 12:35:10 AM PST by Cronos (**Marriage is about commitment, cohabitation is about convenience.**)
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To: BuckeyeTexan; shibumi

Can I get a prayer for my loony bun?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxS6bFFhi6g


50 posted on 12/19/2012 6:48:15 AM PST by humblegunner
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To: humblegunner

No. All your loony buns are belong to me.


51 posted on 12/19/2012 8:43:49 AM PST by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind.)
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To: Gamecock

LOL!!! We got a laugh out of this one.


52 posted on 12/19/2012 4:49:52 PM PST by HarleyD
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To: CrazyIvan

LOL


53 posted on 12/19/2012 6:55:38 PM PST by HiTech RedNeck (How long before all this "fairness" kills everybody, even the poor it was supposed to help???)
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