To: DogwoodSouth
2 posted on
01/14/2012 8:08:18 AM PST by
NCDave
(AKA, "That idiot over there")
To: DogwoodSouth
To paraphrase Scripture, Numbers 22. If you ass won't move there may be an angel in the way
4 posted on
01/14/2012 8:11:18 AM PST by
badpacifist
(Musicians are either running towards God or running away from Him.)
To: DogwoodSouth
I got an Ass Feast for you on this fine Feast of the Ass Day.
6 posted on
01/14/2012 8:15:35 AM PST by
Lazamataz
(Every single decision Obama makes is to harm America.)
To: DogwoodSouth; humblegunner; Eaker; Allegra; TheMom; TheOldLady; 50mm; Larry Lucido; ...
No one ever tells me these things.
To: DogwoodSouth
Remember when we looked up all the bad words in the dictionary? There’s a lot more now I’m sure.
To: DogwoodSouth
SOMEONE didn't like "Happy feast day of the ass!" as the thread title?
11 posted on
01/14/2012 8:19:19 AM PST by
null and void
(Day 1088 of America's ObamaVacation from reality [Heroes aren't made, Frank, they're cornered...])
To: DogwoodSouth
To: DogwoodSouth
Festum Asinorum? Sounds like something Wile E. Coyote would send off for. The "ACME Festum Asinorum Celebration Kit"
13 posted on
01/14/2012 8:20:55 AM PST by
smvoice
(Better Buck up, Buttercup. The wailing and gnashing is for an eternity..)
To: DogwoodSouth
THE DONKEY ~G.K. Chesterton
When fishes flew and forests walked
And figs grew upon thorn,
Some moment when the moon was blood
Then surely I was born;
With monstrous head and sickening cry
And ears like errant wings,
The devil's walking parody
On all four-footed things.
The tattered outlaw of the earth,
Of ancient crooked will;
Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,
I keep my secret still.
Fools! For I also had my hour;
One far fierce hour and sweet:
There was a shout about my ears,
And palms before my feet.
15 posted on
01/14/2012 8:22:09 AM PST by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem. meum)
To: DogwoodSouth
Barney Frank’s favorite Feast Day!
To: DogwoodSouth
“Today on the medieval Church calendar was the Feast of the Ass...”
eeeeewwwwwwww!!!!!
20 posted on
01/14/2012 8:45:29 AM PST by
Grunthor
(I am a conservative, neither half of the one party represents my views.)
To: DogwoodSouth
The feast is associated with the flight into Egypt, honoring the donkey used by the Holy Family. Actually, St. Matthew doesn't say that they even had a donkey.
Perhaps the donkey is deduced from the angel's words to Joseph: "Take the young child and his mother and flea into Egypt..."
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