Posted on 01/17/2011 9:26:22 AM PST by topcat54
Soon it will be spring again. The snow will melt, the dogwoods flower. Trumpets will blast, graves will open, and Earth will begin a five-month descent to its fiery end.
Radio evangelist Harold Camping can hardly wait.
May 21 is Judgment Day, when "this world will be a horror story beyond anything we can imagine," he asserts.
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In a phone interview last week from his Oakland, Calif., office, [Harold] Camping warned that those who do not accept his complex calculations, including even devout Christians, will face "sudden destruction" when Jesus returns.
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Essentially, he argues that May 21, 2011, is "exactly 7,000 years after 4990 B.C., when the [great] flood began," and that these 7,000 years mirror the seven days God gave Noah to warn the world to get ready for destruction.
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Five months later, on Oct. 21, "the entire universe will be annihilated."
(Excerpt) Read more at philly.com ...
Can I have all your stuff?
I have a cousins’ wedding to go to in August, so this simply won’t work for me.
Chick, okay, but how about chicks?
I’m going to party like it’s 1999.
As long as you are talking about small, feathered creatures that’s ok.
Rats! That’s the day I’m leaving for a 10 day vacation! I’m gonna be pissed!
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