Posted on 09/21/2010 7:01:19 PM PDT by markomalley
A work in progress.
I am willing to take some intelligent suggestions and additions.
Litany for the conversion of internet thugs.
(private use only, and when truly irritated, and when the alternative is foul language)
Lord, have mercy.
Christ, have mercy.
Lord, have mercy.
Christ, graciously hear us.
God, the Father of Heaven, have mercy on us.
God, the Son, Redeemer of the World, have mercy on us.
God, the Holy Ghost, have mercy on us.
Holy Trinity, one God, have mercy on us.
Lest internet thugs be eternally tormented by all the fiends of hell, convert them, O Lord.
Lest they pass eternity in utter despair, convert them, O Lord.
Lest they come to be damned for the harm they cause, convert them, O Lord.
Lest they roast forever in the deepest cinders of hell, convert them, O Lord.
Lest they suffer the unceasing pain of loss, convert them, O Lord.
Lest devils endlessly increase their physical agony, convert them, O Lord.
Lest devils twist their bowels and boil their blood in hell, convert them, O Lord.
Lest devils use them as their toys and tools, convert them, O Lord.
Lest devils gnaw on their skulls, convert them, O Lord.
Lest the innocent be harmed by their sins, convert them, O Lord.
Lest the innocent yield to them in weakness, convert them, O Lord.
Lest the innocent be drawn into their traps, convert them, O Lord.
From faceless Facebook admin drones, spare us O Lord.
From tweeting Twitter idiots, spare us O Lord.
From from heart-hardened spammers, spare us O Lord.
From rss feed problems, spare us O Lord.
From server memory resource difficulties, spare us O Lord.
From viruses, trojan horses, and all manner of snares, Lord save us.
From wasting our time, Lord save us.
From our own stupidity, Lord save us.
St. Isidore, defend us.
St. Francis de Sales, defend us.
St. Gabriel, defend us.
St. Michael, defend us.
Guardian angels, defend us.
All the angels and saints….. GRRRRR.
Lamb of God, who takest away the sins of the world, spare us, O Lord.
Lamb of God, who takest away the sins of the world, graciously hear us, O Lord,
Lamb of God who takest away the sins of the world, have mercy on us.
V. Christ, Jesus who died for our sins.
R. Return, and return swiftly.
Let us pray.
Almighty and eternal God,
who according to an ineffable plan
called us into existence to do your will
amid the vicissitudes and contagion of this world
grant, we beseech you,
through your mercy and grace
both to protect the innocent who use the tools of this digital age
and to convert from their evil ways all those who abuse them.
Through Christ our Lord. Amen.
Quite a prayer, there.
It appears to be working on real life Britain even as we speak...
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This is great — thanks.
You may want to join in with this prayer.
Thanks for the prayer, the GRRRR in the middle was funny.
Cheers! g_w
Wonderful prayer! Thank you!
Seems like we need to remember this prayer often :-P
Yes! Tonight, even. ;-D
AMEN!!
Love this. I’ll be posting this on FaceBook.
Definitely
Mark, what is happening on Father Z’s blog? That prayer was actually a little humorous but I think God has a good sense of humor since he instilled one in us who are made in His image.
See this entry: http://wdtprs.com/blog/2010/09/blog-problem-report/
Yeah, this is getting to be a problem. Free speech isn’t so free anymore now is it, Mark? Time and money needed to fix all of these problems with our technology. Thanks for the info. I really loved the prayer.
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