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ZOT is the answer!
Posted on 08/14/2009 8:51:52 PM PDT by johns777
Apparently there have been some 'Snake-Oil' salespersons selling Jesus as a cure-all.
For instance I am acquainted with two individuals who profess to be Christians. One is a confessed thief and the other a habitual liar (people pleaser). These two expect God to 'fix' them. So if God chose to take on that responsibility then the next morning the thief wakes and reaches up to scratch his nose only to discover his hands are missing and the liar is unable to speak as his tongue is missing.
I don't know anything but I'm pretty sure we're still responsible for our choices and life is a series of choices. We are responsible for our daily renewal.
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To: johns777
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:01:24 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
(No man's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session. I AM JIM THOMPSON)
To: johns777
To: johns777
So what prompted you to post this thread? Something go wrong in life for you today?
parsy.
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:02:12 PM PDT
by
parsifal
("Where am I? How did I end up in this hospital room? What is my name?" Anonymous)
To: Religion Moderator
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:02:38 PM PDT
by
Jet Jaguar
(Live free or die.)
To: Religion Moderator
stick a spork in him, he’s done.
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:03:09 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: johns777
Following this line of reasoning should lead one to conclude that God made a mistake in creating man in the first place...
That He didn’t know that man would sin against Him until Adam did so... and of course if God didn’t know what was coming, and furthermore didn’t have a plan for it, then He must not really be God then, and if He isn’t God, then there is no God.
Fact is, there really is not much need for God to punish those who sin against others on a daily basis, because the consequence of the sin normally returns to the sinner in one way or the other... because we reap what we sow... The thief gets his hand cut off by the merchant, the liar is found out and stoned... or at least is no longer trusted, and ultimately the penalty for the mere fact that we are all sinners is physical death.
This physical death is not the same as our spiritual death.
Those who have found Jesus have found eternal life AFTER their physical death, and the ETERNAL consequence for their sin has been paid for by Jesus Himself.
No... we do not escape our sins... all will give an account.
But to relate everything needing a “cure” to the physical and temporal realms is simply narrow minded.
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:07:01 PM PDT
by
Safrguns
To: johns777
I have read your posting history and based on my extensive research I can say, without a doubt, unequivocally, that you, sir, are a yogurt head.
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:07:06 PM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
(Really?)
To: johns777
Look out! You have a plank up your bung!
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:07:14 PM PDT
by
right way right
(Do not mistake Religion for God.)
To: Religion Moderator
He’s from Montana. I think he was a shill at the Obama town meeting this afternoon.
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:07:41 PM PDT
by
buccaneer81
(Bob Taft has soiled the family name for the next century. I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
To: dadgum; johns777
The ultimate illness is separation from God. Jesus IS the cure for that illness.So perfect and eloquent, I thought it needed a repeat run.
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:08:14 PM PDT
by
MarMema
(Marxism is never about truth, it is about power)
To: johns777
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:09:09 PM PDT
by
redhead
(If it's worth fighting for, it's worth dying for. Check the Halfbaked Sourdough)
To: johns777
for all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, and are justified freely by his grace through the redemption that came by Christ Jesus. -
Romans 3:23-24
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:10:36 PM PDT
by
DrewsDad
(Did he say hope and change or rope and chains?)
To: johns777
From out of the mouth the heart overflows.
BBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:11:17 PM PDT
by
right way right
(Do not mistake Religion for God.)
To: johns777
Guess your friends are missing the point then, huh.
To: Religion Moderator; Roscoe Karns
Calling the Zotmaster 9000...
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:12:42 PM PDT
by
redhead
(If it's worth fighting for, it's worth dying for. Check the Halfbaked Sourdough)
To: LowOiL
How does one tell if one IBTZ OR IATZ? I can’t tell when the ZOT takes place. Who is the Zotter? Does the Zot occur when the Zot makes a post?
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:14:04 PM PDT
by
impimp
To: Religion Moderator
So I take it this would not be the time to start a “Hail Satan, Lord of the Universe” thread?
parsy, who can’t believe how fast the lightning struck
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:17:12 PM PDT
by
parsifal
("Where am I? How did I end up in this hospital room? What is my name?" Anonymous)
To: johns777
I sense lightning in your future...
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:17:33 PM PDT
by
bamahead
(Avoid self-righteousness like the devil- nothing is so self-blinding. -- B.H. Liddell Hart)
To: johns777
IF Jesus is not the answer, then you’ve asked the wrong question!!
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:17:43 PM PDT
by
NRA2BFree
("To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men." Abraham Lincoln)
To: DrewsDad
Godly sorrow brings repentance that leads to salvation and leaves no regret, but worldly sorrow brings death. -
2 Corinthians 7:10
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posted on
08/14/2009 9:17:48 PM PDT
by
DrewsDad
(Did he say hope and change or rope and chains?)
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