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ZOTTING your Soul to go to Troll-Heck
July 15, 2009 | ConservativesKilledJesus

Posted on 07/15/2009 7:05:54 PM PDT by ConservativesKilledJesus

I've been a Christian my entire life. Since I was a small child. Seven years old. I prayed for salvation from hell. I dedicated my life to Jesus. And I meant it. As I grew up I spent my time studying and praying and witnessing. I decided in high school that I would go to seminary and be a minister.

I was a minister for a short time after I graduated from seminary. But then I quit temporarily. I had been talking to people about Jesus for years and there were so many questions that I felt deserved answered. I believe that if you ask you will recieve and if you seek you will find. Maybe not a car or that girl you like or stuff like that, but truth and understanding and wisdom. Those are things I knew God wanted me to have and I prayed and I studied to aquire them.

But I wasn't getting answers to hard questions that I believed I needed answered, so, for a time, I decided to postpone ministry. I was only in my early 20s anyway I thought. I wasn't ready to counsel people about life when I had barely begun to live myself.


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To: Religion Moderator

It’s not often we see an RM zot! -:)


21 posted on 07/15/2009 8:59:03 PM PDT by wagglebee ("A political party cannot be all things to all people." -- Ronald Reagan, 3/1/75)
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To: wagglebee

I’m hungry tonight ...


22 posted on 07/15/2009 8:59:50 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus
That's my conclusion after over a decade of study and prayer.

To what or to whom do people who hate religion pray? I've studied and prayed for more than a decade, and have concluded that they're making demands, rather than praying, to a product of their own imaginations, sort of Santa-Claus like construct, but without the lump of coal for bad little liberal boys, girls and whatever.

23 posted on 07/15/2009 9:05:04 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus

Worst. Religion. Opus. Ever.


24 posted on 07/15/2009 9:07:12 PM PDT by rintense (Senior Marketing / IT / UX architect unemployed and looking for work. Freepmail me if you have leads)
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus

Welcome to FR N00b...

Maybe....

You signed up in FR just to post this strange thread ???

Wasnt that thread that got pulled yours also ???

Have you actually read the Bible ???


25 posted on 07/15/2009 9:11:45 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus
I would rather burn in hell with my loved ones then sell my soul to live in heaven

Well, there you go again. Idiot

26 posted on 07/15/2009 9:12:43 PM PDT by eyedigress
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To: Tennessee Nana

I decided to bring the thread back for kitty food.


27 posted on 07/15/2009 9:13:04 PM PDT by Religion Moderator
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To: Religion Moderator

Oh....

THought it was just posted again...

Never mind

:)


28 posted on 07/15/2009 9:14:34 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus
Got a nickel?

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29 posted on 07/15/2009 9:15:04 PM PDT by txroadkill (God bless those who seek freedom in Iran-Let Freedom Ring!)
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus

The convolutions in assertions and contradictions in your reasoning are not unusual for a liberal lost in the cares of the world.


30 posted on 07/15/2009 9:15:59 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus
That's my conclusion after over a decade of study and prayer.

What did you study, your navel? Chicken guts?

I don't think you studied very much Christian apologetics, or you would have come across C. S. Lewis' Great Divorce, among others, which answers your questions very completely.

Open your eyes. The Bible is very clear that God desires that all come to repentance, but the reprobate man chooses his own fate. He prefers separation from God to intimacy with God, so God gives him what he wants.

31 posted on 07/15/2009 9:46:31 PM PDT by Campion ("President Barack Obama" is an anagram for "An Arab-backed Imposter")
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To: Campion

The liberal mind cannot fathom that the company in Hell will make it Hell! There will be no countering goodness, only the degenerates, the lying, the sleazy, the sadistic, etc.


32 posted on 07/15/2009 9:52:24 PM PDT by MHGinTN (Believing they cannot be deceived, they cannot be convinced when they are deceived.)
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus

Chris is that you?


33 posted on 07/15/2009 9:59:33 PM PDT by tajgirvan
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus

I’ve been a Christian my entire life.
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No, you havent...


34 posted on 07/15/2009 10:46:55 PM PDT by Tennessee Nana
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus

Does not understand that the separation from God IS the torture.


35 posted on 07/15/2009 10:55:48 PM PDT by right way right (Do not mistake Religion for God.)
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To: darkwing104; 50mm; GOP_Raider; hiredhand; darkangel82; Viking2002; Old Sarge

For the happy hour after work is done.


36 posted on 07/16/2009 10:08:36 AM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: Religion Moderator

LOL!


37 posted on 07/16/2009 10:10:06 AM PDT by rabscuttle385 ("If this be treason, then make the most of it!" —Patrick Henry)
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To: rabscuttle385

iatz


38 posted on 07/16/2009 10:20:37 AM PDT by darkangel82 (I don't have a superiority complex, I'm just better than you.)
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus

What seminary did you go to? I’m planning on taking courses in seminary, and already know more than you — and I am a Computer Scientist.

Geesh.


39 posted on 07/16/2009 12:08:01 PM PDT by rom (Obama '12 slogan: Let's keep on hopin'!)
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To: ConservativesKilledJesus
Hey, I certainly have no problem with your screen name!
40 posted on 07/16/2009 2:15:58 PM PDT by Zionist Conspirator (Vehorashtem 'et-ha'aretz viyshavtem-bah; ki lakhem natati 'et-ha'aretz lareshet 'otah.)
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