1 posted on
08/20/2006 10:59:13 AM PDT by
Gamecock
To: Alex Murphy
2 posted on
08/20/2006 10:59:42 AM PDT by
Gamecock
("Jesus came to raise the dead. He did not come to teach the teachable." Robert Farrar Capon)
To: HarleyD; irishtenor; topcat54
3 posted on
08/20/2006 11:00:40 AM PDT by
Gamecock
("Jesus came to raise the dead. He did not come to teach the teachable." Robert Farrar Capon)
To: Gamecock
The naysayers were outvoted by a strong California contingent, and a renegade group of Midwest pastors. "We had to make a statement as a denomination that we're not dying on the vine," Too little, too late. Whom did Jesus seek out? The oppressed, the weak and the humble. They were the ones most eager to slip the bonds of sin.
5 posted on
08/20/2006 11:35:37 AM PDT by
BipolarBob
(Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I looked in my rearview mirror.)
To: Gamecock
She's the devil's bridesmaid.
The congregation need new leadership.
7 posted on
08/20/2006 11:43:12 AM PDT by
Prost1
((We can build a wall, we can evict - "Si, se puede!"))
To: Gamecock
Someone is trying too hard to be funny.
8 posted on
08/20/2006 11:56:28 AM PDT by
alnick
(Praise God!)
To: Gamecock
Okay - this is a parody, right?
To: Gamecock
As opposed to the God-centered religion, it is typical of all the various representations of the man-centered religion to actually think it can convert anyone.
12 posted on
08/20/2006 11:59:28 AM PDT by
Matchett-PI
( Ignorance is correctable with education, but stupid is forever.)
To: Gamecock
Excuse my previous post - I only read the headline and didn't realize until aftwards that what you posted was satire. Sorry. :)
13 posted on
08/20/2006 12:06:06 PM PDT by
Matchett-PI
( Ignorance is correctable with education, but stupid is forever.)
To: Gamecock
Ha! You got me. I guess the idea had a true enough ring to it, not being familiar with AG teaching and practice. For all I knew this could be a true account, with all the focus on mighty and glorious manifestations of the Church these days.
To: Gamecock
Alas, it may be too late. The Germans may throw her lousy can in jail tonight:
Germans to monitor Madonna Concert
It's not satire, but it shows the Germans don't consider her to be a "laughing matter!"
17 posted on
08/20/2006 3:33:43 PM PDT by
FJ290
To: Gamecock
So, that's taken the place of THE ONION?
What a silly thing for TULIP to cheer!
18 posted on
08/20/2006 4:07:11 PM PDT by
Quix
(LET GOD ARISE AND HIS ENEMIES BE SCATTERED. LET ISRAEL CALL ON GOD AS THEIRS! & ISLAM FLUSH ITSELF)
To: Gamecock
"Spiritual girl — has a nice ring, doesn't it?"
Isn't it about time to stop calling her "girl"?
To: Gamecock; Alex Murphy; HarleyD
Amazing.
Hard to believe anyone got reeled in by this one.
That's still funnier to me than any of the articles I've seen yet.
HarleyD! Hey, at least you're a good sport about it, Harley.
The funniest line, IMO: "I particularly didn't like her 'Sex' book, which, to me, had very little redeeming content."
21 posted on
08/20/2006 6:35:30 PM PDT by
siunevada
(If we learn nothing from history, what's the point of having one? - Peggy Hill)
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