Mohammed in the "Gospel" of Barnabas - ZOT for the Theologians

[parakletos]

The GREAT PROPHET MOHAMMED was mentioned by name in the forgotten gospel of Barnabas,who was one of the disciples of THE GREAT PROPHET JESUS CHRIST.

The gospel is here: www.barnabas.net/

in the aforementioned site,make a search for the word "mohammed".

heres a sample: from part 97

Then said the priest: `How shall the Messiah be called, and what sign shall reveal his coming?'

Jesus answered: `The name of the Messiah is admirable, for God himself gave him the name when he had created his soul, and placed it in a celestial splendour. God said: "Wait Mohammed; for thy sake I will to create paradise, the world, and a great multitude of creatures, whereof I make thee a present, insomuch that whoso bless thee shall be blessed, and whoso shall curse thee shall be accursed. When I shall send thee into the world I shall send thee as my messenger of salvation, and thy word shall be true, insomuch that heaven and earth shall fail, but thy faith shall never fail." Mohammed is his blessed name.'

Then the crowd lifted up their voices, saying: `O God, send us thy messenger: O Mohammed, come quickly for the salvation of the world!'

what do you think?

[stephenjohnbanker]

"I'm passing the collection plate around, and this time, I want it back!"

Man, you expect a great deal from us. How is sionnsar gonna finance his trips around the world? How am I gonna pay for my Jaguar?

A bit thin skinned aren't you??

[sionnsar]

"I'm passing the collection plate around, and this time, I want it back!"

No, that's okay. Just let them pass a turn by here immediately after collection before he gets his plates back. That's what they're there for, right?

[rzeznikj at stout]

I work in a store that's sellng office supplies right now. Believe me, I don't need a stapler...8^)

[NicknamedBob]

"A bit thin skinned aren't you??"

Do you know what collection plates cost? Well, do you?

I'm serious, man! I'm going to have to pay for that one or I'll get in trouble.

[stephenjohnbanker]

I want to be the good guy in business. Before we give him back the empty plate, we will run it through the dishwasher first. What more could NmB ask for?

[NonLinear]

Jew bring the beer?

(d'you - religion joke in case I'm too wasted to match up with normal people's thought patterns tonite - gotta cut back on the d'jinn and tonics....)

[Tax-chick]

Well, some of us were drunk, so I can understand the confusion.

[stephenjohnbanker]

"Do you know what collection plates cost? Well, do you?"

Sub-contract with Wal Mart, who in turn, will sub contract with Beijing. Much chee pah!

[Tax-chick]

Oh, it's the new Undead Thread! Usually I'm in bed when this happens!

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Kirk Douglas: "Mine hit the ground first!"
John Wayne: "Mine was taller."

[A CA Guy]

Barnabas was Christ's time, Mohammad (piss be upon him) was around hundreds of years later, so the Gospel has to be a fraud by known history anyway.

Next tell us about the Gospel of Michael Moore.

[stephenjohnbanker]

: ) Welcome in ,TC !

[Tax-chick]

Look in your inbox. EVERYONE got the memo, I swear!

[NicknamedBob]

"... too wasted to match up with normal people's thought patterns ..."

Normal people? Oh yeah! That's right! We do get them from time to time.

You gotta get the collection plate in front of them in a hurry, because they don't stay long.

[Tax-chick]

Howdy! I enjoyed our chat earlier; very thought provoking. It's about bedtime, Eastern Daylight, so I'll have to see what's been wrought at sunup in these parts!

[Tax-chick]

James and Kevin wanted to see the new thread. Now I'm going to sleep!

[stephenjohnbanker]

Have a good rest.

[sionnsar]

Oh, it's the new Undead Thread! Usually I'm in bed when this happens!

Care to elucidate? *\;-)

[Tax-chick]

Vlad will decide. I think he's going to get a tooth in August.

[Tax-chick]

Care to elucidate? *\;-)

Not in the religion forum, you prurient Scot!

[Tax-chick]

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