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Mohammed in the "Gospel" of Barnabas - ZOT for the Theologians

Posted on 07/17/2006 9:05:28 AM PDT by parakletos

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To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar

"I'm passing the collection plate around, and this time, I want it back!"

Man, you expect a great deal from us. How is sionnsar gonna finance his trips around the world? How am I gonna pay for my Jaguar?

A bit thin skinned aren't you??


81 posted on 07/31/2006 7:22:48 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob
"I'm passing the collection plate around, and this time, I want it back!"

No, that's okay. Just let them pass a turn by here immediately after collection before he gets his plates back. That's what they're there for, right?

82 posted on 07/31/2006 7:25:34 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement = Capitulation)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

I work in a store that's sellng office supplies right now. Believe me, I don't need a stapler...8^)


83 posted on 07/31/2006 7:26:04 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (II Computers 3:14))
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To: stephenjohnbanker
"A bit thin skinned aren't you??"

Do you know what collection plates cost? Well, do you?



I'm serious, man! I'm going to have to pay for that one or I'll get in trouble.

84 posted on 07/31/2006 7:27:49 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Everybody always looks here for some really incredible insight, and they always find this stuff.)
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To: sionnsar; NicknamedBob

I want to be the good guy in business. Before we give him back the empty plate, we will run it through the dishwasher first. What more could NmB ask for?


85 posted on 07/31/2006 7:27:53 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: Monkey Face

Jew bring the beer?

(d'you - religion joke in case I'm too wasted to match up with normal people's thought patterns tonite - gotta cut back on the d'jinn and tonics....)


86 posted on 07/31/2006 7:28:10 PM PDT by NonLinear (He's dead, Jim)
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To: Pharmboy

Well, some of us were drunk, so I can understand the confusion.


87 posted on 07/31/2006 7:28:47 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I've always wanted to be 40 ... and it's as good as I anticipated!)
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To: NicknamedBob

"Do you know what collection plates cost? Well, do you?"

Sub-contract with Wal Mart, who in turn, will sub contract with Beijing. Much chee pah!


88 posted on 07/31/2006 7:30:21 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: Tax-chick

Oh, it's the new Undead Thread! Usually I'm in bed when this happens!

***

Kirk Douglas: "Mine hit the ground first!"
John Wayne: "Mine was taller."


89 posted on 07/31/2006 7:30:39 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I've always wanted to be 40 ... and it's as good as I anticipated!)
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To: parakletos
Barnabas was Christ's time, Mohammad (piss be upon him) was around hundreds of years later, so the Gospel has to be a fraud by known history anyway.

Next tell us about the Gospel of Michael Moore.
90 posted on 07/31/2006 7:31:56 PM PDT by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: Tax-chick

: ) Welcome in ,TC !


91 posted on 07/31/2006 7:32:17 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Look in your inbox. EVERYONE got the memo, I swear!


92 posted on 07/31/2006 7:32:28 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I've always wanted to be 40 ... and it's as good as I anticipated!)
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To: NonLinear; Monkey Face; sionnsar; stephenjohnbanker
"... too wasted to match up with normal people's thought patterns ..."

Normal people? Oh yeah! That's right! We do get them from time to time.

You gotta get the collection plate in front of them in a hurry, because they don't stay long.

93 posted on 07/31/2006 7:32:37 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Everybody always looks here for some really incredible insight, and they always find this stuff.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Howdy! I enjoyed our chat earlier; very thought provoking. It's about bedtime, Eastern Daylight, so I'll have to see what's been wrought at sunup in these parts!


94 posted on 07/31/2006 7:33:19 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I've always wanted to be 40 ... and it's as good as I anticipated!)
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To: parakletos

James and Kevin wanted to see the new thread. Now I'm going to sleep!

95 posted on 07/31/2006 7:35:41 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I've always wanted to be 40 ... and it's as good as I anticipated!)
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To: Tax-chick

Have a good rest.


96 posted on 07/31/2006 7:37:38 PM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (Taglines for sale or rent. Good "one liners", 50 cents.)
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To: Tax-chick
Oh, it's the new Undead Thread! Usually I'm in bed when this happens!

Care to elucidate? *\;-)

97 posted on 07/31/2006 7:38:41 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† | Iran Azadi | Appeasement = Capitulation)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Vlad will decide. I think he's going to get a tooth in August.


98 posted on 07/31/2006 7:39:26 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I've always wanted to be 40 ... and it's as good as I anticipated!)
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To: sionnsar
Care to elucidate? *\;-)

Not in the religion forum, you prurient Scot!

99 posted on 07/31/2006 7:39:59 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I've always wanted to be 40 ... and it's as good as I anticipated!)
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To: Tax-chick

100


100 posted on 07/31/2006 7:40:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I've always wanted to be 40 ... and it's as good as I anticipated!)
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