I'm passing the collection plate around, and this time, I want it back!
Posted on 07/17/2006 9:05:28 AM PDT by parakletos
The GREAT PROPHET MOHAMMED was mentioned by name in the forgotten gospel of Barnabas,who was one of the disciples of THE GREAT PROPHET JESUS CHRIST.
The gospel is here: www.barnabas.net/
in the aforementioned site,make a search for the word "mohammed".
heres a sample: from part 97
Then said the priest: `How shall the Messiah be called, and what sign shall reveal his coming?'
Jesus answered: `The name of the Messiah is admirable, for God himself gave him the name when he had created his soul, and placed it in a celestial splendour. God said: "Wait Mohammed; for thy sake I will to create paradise, the world, and a great multitude of creatures, whereof I make thee a present, insomuch that whoso bless thee shall be blessed, and whoso shall curse thee shall be accursed. When I shall send thee into the world I shall send thee as my messenger of salvation, and thy word shall be true, insomuch that heaven and earth shall fail, but thy faith shall never fail." Mohammed is his blessed name.'
Then the crowd lifted up their voices, saying: `O God, send us thy messenger: O Mohammed, come quickly for the salvation of the world!'
what do you think?
Wow! No wonder I couldn't find you. *sigh* Scared my little self...
: )
And don't forget about Beebers and Computers...8^)
Oh geez...8^)
"...people who have not yet seen the memo."
Memo? What Memo?!? 8^)
My proclivities are :mumble-mumble-mumble-mumble: somewhat er...avant garde. Or something. ;o]
Because I hight brought us thither to the Promised Land, as was Promised in The Annals Of The Thread Before?
Prithee to the Admin Gods that we be speedily removed the Hinterlands of Chat or Vanity, else we shalt be exposed for Who We Are.
"And don't forget about Beebers and Computers...8^)"
Somebody mention Beebers ????
Yeah, I don't wanna be exposed. It's a bit dangerous!
I don't wanna be exposed, either...it's MORE than dangerous! (Just not to me...)
Avant-garde mumbling is perfectly acceptable at the U T!
Well, for one thing I think they never should have come up with the designated hitter rule. Pitchers should have to stand in there and take it high and tight if they're going to act like jerks. And I think that organic coffee is BS. I mean, how could something that comes from a bean be anything but organic? Chocolate comes from a bean, you know. It's organic. I think that makes it a vegetable, too, you know, like ketchup? And kids like it a lot better than lima beans. I don't like lima beans myself, and I'm not a kid anymore. And what's this bit about naming venereal diseases after acronyms? AIDS? What the hell is AIDS? Why can't they just call it the clap or the drip like we used to do? AIDS. And the infield fly rule is nuts too.
Glad I could get that off my chest. Thanks.
: )
"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."
IIRC, Beebers comes before Zot in the Great Book. (Freep comes before Beebers)
I and II Computers comes several "books" later.
Er, OK...
Good night everybody!
Thank you for the elucidation : )
I'm passing the collection plate around, and this time, I want it back!
G'night, HTB!
ROTFLMBO! I just love that one!
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