Mohammed in the "Gospel" of Barnabas - ZOT for the Theologians

[parakletos]

The GREAT PROPHET MOHAMMED was mentioned by name in the forgotten gospel of Barnabas,who was one of the disciples of THE GREAT PROPHET JESUS CHRIST.

The gospel is here: www.barnabas.net/

in the aforementioned site,make a search for the word "mohammed".

heres a sample: from part 97

Then said the priest: `How shall the Messiah be called, and what sign shall reveal his coming?'

Jesus answered: `The name of the Messiah is admirable, for God himself gave him the name when he had created his soul, and placed it in a celestial splendour. God said: "Wait Mohammed; for thy sake I will to create paradise, the world, and a great multitude of creatures, whereof I make thee a present, insomuch that whoso bless thee shall be blessed, and whoso shall curse thee shall be accursed. When I shall send thee into the world I shall send thee as my messenger of salvation, and thy word shall be true, insomuch that heaven and earth shall fail, but thy faith shall never fail." Mohammed is his blessed name.'

Then the crowd lifted up their voices, saying: `O God, send us thy messenger: O Mohammed, come quickly for the salvation of the world!'

what do you think?

[rzeznikj at stout]

Correction:

Sporkweasels falls between Kings and DUmmies...8^)

So, the Extended Canon looks like so:


Preface
Bloggers
I Forum
II Forum
Freep
Conservatism
Chronicles of Kitties
Armaments
Pings
Moose
Cheese
Sisters
Religions
Liberty
Singles
I Chronicles of Bob
II Chronicles of Bob
III Chronicles of Bob
Beebers
Epistle to Trolls
Viking Kitties
Zot
Pavings
Kings
Sporkweasels
DUmmies
KOssacks
Silliness
The Gospel of Admin Moderator
The Gospel of Lead Moderator
The Gospel of Sidebar Moderator
The Gospel of Religion Moderator
The Acts of the Moderators
I Computers
II Computers
Geeks
Epistle to the OSS Troll
Keywords
Stupid
Taglines
Cowbell
Epistle to Bruce Dickinson
Epilogue

Regular--see posts 204 or 300...

[ladyinred]

I think you are very wrong. No, let me rephrase that. I KNOW you are very wrong.

[FriendDownUnder]

*waves*

Hello. How many UTs have I missed, now?

[JRios1968]

If I recall correctly, this was the guy who wrote the Book of Cowbell

[Monkey Face]

*snif-snif*

I love happy endings! Thanks, Bob!

[Monkey Face]

Ah. Now I understand. Thanks, J.

;o]

[Monkey Face]

All of them!

Hi, Girl!

{{{{FDU}}}}

[Monkey Face]

Night, folks!

[JRios1968]

And the Letter to Bruce Dickinson went to

[NicknamedBob]

Three, I think.

But who's counting? How are you and your Hubba-Hubba?

[Dead Corpse]

Prophets for profits. At least with them you know you are getting hucketered. Beware the miracle makers as they want something more from you than just cash...

Feeling synical tonight. Just got done watching V for Vendetta. Made me want to HURT the Wachoski Brothers.

The best thing that can be said for the movie is that they couldn't quite hide the entire message:

You are either free, or you aren't.

[rzeznikj at stout]

Yep. That's the guy...

[rzeznikj at stout]

True, true...

[JRios1968]

[NicknamedBob]

"Feeling synical tonight."

Synical?

Cynical plus sinful synergy equals Synical.

Synical -- Expressing scorn and mockery -- but what the hey, party on, Dude.

[rzeznikj at stout]

hehehe

[JRios1968]

Syndicated??

[JRios1968]

Whasup!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NicknamedBob]

"Prophets for profits."

Hey, we can do that. No problem. Miracles on demand?

Well, remember there are backlogs and things. You get what you pay for. How much cash did you say you had?

[Dead Corpse]

Synthetically cynical. The artifice that comes after viewing something that makes you hate so much of humanity all at once...