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A fun little discovery for Calvinists and Arminians
Vanity | 17 Nov 04 | Gamecock

Posted on 11/17/2004 6:45:26 AM PST by Gamecock

Try this at home:

Go to Google Images.

Enter Arminian

Go to the 3rd page of returns

Scroll about halfway down/ center page.

Isn't that cool!


TOPICS: Apologetics; Evangelical Christian; Religion & Science
KEYWORDS: clavinist; largetractsofland; shouldbeinchat; toomuchfreetime
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1 posted on 11/17/2004 6:45:26 AM PST by Gamecock
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To: P-Marlowe; xzins; drstevej; OrthodoxPresbyterian; CCWoody; Wrigley; Gamecock; Jean Chauvin; ...
GRPL Ping (and some elect others)


2 posted on 11/17/2004 6:48:40 AM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

I see the future of all "Clavinists". They will be Arminians in eternity.


3 posted on 11/17/2004 6:49:40 AM PST by P-Marlowe
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To: Gamecock; P-Marlowe

The clarinet, the clarinet goes doodle doodle doodle det...

The clavinet, the clavinist goes dinky dinky dinky ditz


4 posted on 11/17/2004 6:57:49 AM PST by xzins (Retired Army and Proud of It!)
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To: Gamecock
I, for one, have no trouble admitting to being a staunch Clavinist.


5 posted on 11/17/2004 6:58:59 AM PST by Alex Murphy (Psalm 73)
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To: Gamecock

What's interesting is that you have to go to page 12 if you search for "Calvinist"...


6 posted on 11/17/2004 7:05:07 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (All I want for Christmas is a red Swingline stapler...)
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To: P-Marlowe

No man, you are still blinded, even the Arminians are coming over to the truth of Clavinism.

One day we'll be on page one.


7 posted on 11/17/2004 7:17:41 AM PST by Gamecock
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To: Alex Murphy
No Clavinism for me...I converted to free-will Normism almost 20 years ago.


8 posted on 11/17/2004 7:43:15 AM PST by opus86 ("I think those are things that people who think about those things are thinking about...")
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To: P-Marlowe; Gamecock
They will be Arminians in eternity.

If "free will" means free to sin, is it possible to sin in eternity?

9 posted on 11/17/2004 7:50:58 AM PST by topcat54
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Two Normans walked into a bar...


10 posted on 11/17/2004 7:54:38 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (All I want for Christmas is a red Swingline stapler...)
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To: topcat54
Is there free will in Heaven?
11 posted on 11/17/2004 7:57:08 AM PST by Gamecock
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To: Corin Stormhands
Two Normans walked into a bar...

A third one remembered to duck.

12 posted on 11/17/2004 8:13:57 AM PST by Alex Murphy (Psalm 73)
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To: Gamecock

I'm sorry, but I have GOT to ask..

What is "Clavinism"?


13 posted on 11/17/2004 8:23:23 AM PST by snerkel ("He's not coming back to preach!")
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It's when Arminaians finally come around to recognizing the Doctrines of Grace, but can't call themselves Calvinists.
14 posted on 11/17/2004 8:28:27 AM PST by Gamecock
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To: opus86; Gamecock
Well, ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

15 posted on 11/17/2004 8:29:00 AM PST by Alex Murphy (Psalm 73)
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To: opus86; Alex Murphy

Diane: They kissed?
Coach: Yeah, I saw them smooch in the parking lot. I was putting up a notice there on the bulletin board.
Diane: With probing tongues?
Coach: No Diane, with a thumb tack.


16 posted on 11/17/2004 9:07:04 AM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

lol


17 posted on 11/17/2004 10:01:12 AM PST by rwfromkansas ("War is an ugly thing, but...the...feeling which thinks nothing worth a war, is worse." --J.S. Mill)
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It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.


18 posted on 11/17/2004 10:08:11 AM PST by opus86 ("I think those are things that people who think about those things are thinking about...")
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To: opus86
No Clavinism for me...I converted to free-will Normism almost 20 years ago.

I'll drink to that!

19 posted on 11/17/2004 10:27:59 AM PST by topcat54
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To: opus86; Gamecock

Due to the shape of the North American elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna.


20 posted on 11/17/2004 10:39:46 AM PST by Alex Murphy (Psalm 73)
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