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A fun little discovery for Calvinists and Arminians
Vanity
| 17 Nov 04
| Gamecock
Posted on 11/17/2004 6:45:26 AM PST by Gamecock
Try this at home:
Go to Google Images.
Enter Arminian
Go to the 3rd page of returns
Scroll about halfway down/ center page.
Isn't that cool!
TOPICS: Apologetics; Evangelical Christian; Religion & Science
KEYWORDS: clavinist; largetractsofland; shouldbeinchat; toomuchfreetime
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posted on
11/17/2004 6:45:26 AM PST
by
Gamecock
To: P-Marlowe; xzins; drstevej; OrthodoxPresbyterian; CCWoody; Wrigley; Gamecock; Jean Chauvin; ...
GRPL Ping (and some elect others)
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posted on
11/17/2004 6:48:40 AM PST
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
I see the future of all "Clavinists". They will be Arminians in eternity.
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posted on
11/17/2004 6:49:40 AM PST
by
P-Marlowe
To: Gamecock; P-Marlowe
The clarinet, the clarinet goes doodle doodle doodle det...
The clavinet, the clavinist goes dinky dinky dinky ditz
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posted on
11/17/2004 6:57:49 AM PST
by
xzins
(Retired Army and Proud of It!)
To: Gamecock
I, for one, have no trouble admitting to being a staunch Clavinist.
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posted on
11/17/2004 6:58:59 AM PST
by
Alex Murphy
(Psalm 73)
To: Gamecock
What's interesting is that you have to go to page 12 if you search for "Calvinist"...
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:05:07 AM PST
by
Corin Stormhands
(All I want for Christmas is a red Swingline stapler...)
To: P-Marlowe
No man, you are still blinded, even the Arminians are coming over to the truth of Clavinism.
One day we'll be on page one.
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:17:41 AM PST
by
Gamecock
To: Alex Murphy
No Clavinism for me...I converted to free-will Normism almost 20 years ago.
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:43:15 AM PST
by
opus86
("I think those are things that people who think about those things are thinking about...")
To: P-Marlowe; Gamecock
They will be Arminians in eternity. If "free will" means free to sin, is it possible to sin in eternity?
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:50:58 AM PST
by
topcat54
To: opus86; Alex Murphy; P-Marlowe
Two Normans walked into a bar...
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:54:38 AM PST
by
Corin Stormhands
(All I want for Christmas is a red Swingline stapler...)
To: topcat54
Is there free will in Heaven?
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posted on
11/17/2004 7:57:08 AM PST
by
Gamecock
To: Corin Stormhands
Two Normans walked into a bar... A third one remembered to duck.
To: Gamecock
I'm sorry, but I have GOT to ask..
What is "Clavinism"?
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posted on
11/17/2004 8:23:23 AM PST
by
snerkel
("He's not coming back to preach!")
To: snerkel
It's when Arminaians finally come around to recognizing the Doctrines of Grace, but can't call themselves Calvinists.
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posted on
11/17/2004 8:28:27 AM PST
by
Gamecock
To: opus86; Gamecock
Well, ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.
To: opus86; Alex Murphy
Diane: They kissed?
Coach: Yeah, I saw them smooch in the parking lot. I was putting up a notice there on the bulletin board.
Diane: With probing tongues?
Coach: No Diane, with a thumb tack.
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posted on
11/17/2004 9:07:04 AM PST
by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
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posted on
11/17/2004 10:01:12 AM PST
by
rwfromkansas
("War is an ugly thing, but...the...feeling which thinks nothing worth a war, is worse." --J.S. Mill)
To: Gamecock; Alex Murphy
It's a dog-eat-dog world and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
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posted on
11/17/2004 10:08:11 AM PST
by
opus86
("I think those are things that people who think about those things are thinking about...")
To: opus86
No Clavinism for me...I converted to free-will Normism almost 20 years ago. I'll drink to that!
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posted on
11/17/2004 10:27:59 AM PST
by
topcat54
To: opus86; Gamecock
Due to the shape of the North American elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna.
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posted on
11/17/2004 10:39:46 AM PST
by
Alex Murphy
(Psalm 73)
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