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To: Alex Murphy
No Clavinism for me...I converted to free-will Normism almost 20 years ago.


8 posted on 11/17/2004 7:43:15 AM PST by opus86 ("I think those are things that people who think about those things are thinking about...")
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To: opus86; Alex Murphy; P-Marlowe

Two Normans walked into a bar...


10 posted on 11/17/2004 7:54:38 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (All I want for Christmas is a red Swingline stapler...)
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To: opus86; Gamecock
Well, ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

15 posted on 11/17/2004 8:29:00 AM PST by Alex Murphy (Psalm 73)
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To: opus86
No Clavinism for me...I converted to free-will Normism almost 20 years ago.

I'll drink to that!

19 posted on 11/17/2004 10:27:59 AM PST by topcat54
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