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PORN STAR OFFERS FISCAL FIX
NY Post ^
| August 27, 2003
| Dick Johnson
Posted on 08/27/2003 6:45:59 AM PDT by presidio9
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:16:15 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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PORN star and California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey knows how to fix the state's colossal financial woes. "I'd have a Webcam in the governor's mansion and charge people $20 a month to see what I'm doing all the time," the "New Wave Hookers" star tells PAGE SIX's Ian Spiegelman. "People seem pretty liberal about nudity and they could see what their tax money is doing." Carey, who just turned 23, estimates that her Japanese fan base alone would bring in enough money to "balance the budget in two months." She's raising campaign funds by offering dates with supporters for $5,000 a pop, but she denies the claims of a Danish man who complained she was a dud. Carey says she's never even met him: "I wasn't even in L.A. last week. My grandmother - who's really my mother - died and I was at her funeral." So far, seven big spenders have ponied up the cash. "If you have millions and millions of dollars, what's $5,000 to go out with a pretty blonde? There's a lot of old guys with nothing else to do with all their money. George Bush charges $200 a plate to have dinner with him and I think I'm a little more exciting than he is. I have bigger boobs."
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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: californiarecall; marycarey; recallmadness; webcams
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posted on
08/27/2003 6:45:59 AM PDT
by
presidio9
To: presidio9
Let's hope Hillary doesn't get any ideas.
To: RedBloodedAmerican
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posted on
08/27/2003 6:52:17 AM PDT
by
presidio9
(Run Al Run!!!)
To: presidio9
My grandmother - who's really my mother - died Huh?
To: RogueIsland
My grandmother - who's really my mother - diedHuh?
She's just pandering to her RAT base.
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posted on
08/27/2003 6:56:32 AM PDT
by
capydick
("We are still masters of our fate. We are still captain of our souls.")
To: presidio9
To: RogueIsland
These types rarely know who their daddy is, much less their mother.
To: presidio9
"I have bigger boobs." Well, Arnold has Rob Lowe and Warren Buffet, so he may have her beat in this department.
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posted on
08/27/2003 7:04:02 AM PDT
by
ClearCase_guy
(France delenda est)
To: anniegetyourgun
What she failed to mention is that her grandmother died from embarassment.
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posted on
08/27/2003 7:04:45 AM PDT
by
Hillary's Lovely Legs
(Thank you, McClintock supporters, for all your nasty and insulting emails.)
To: RogueIsland
She was probably raised by her grandmother, that's what I get from the statement.
10
posted on
08/27/2003 7:09:09 AM PDT
by
StriperSniper
(The Federal Register is printed on pulp from The Tree Of Liberty)
To: presidio9
So she went into porn after her singing career died. Oh, Mary -- never mind.
To: presidio9
My grandmother - who's really my motherIs she her own grampa too?
George Bush charges $200 a plate to have dinner with him and I think I'm a little more exciting than he is.
I wouldn't bet on it.
To: RogueIsland
Can you spell: "shameless publicity stunt" hatched by the mafia-run a/v industry in California to sell even more of her filthy videos, and nothing else?
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posted on
08/27/2003 7:14:25 AM PDT
by
AmericanInTokyo
(Saddam Had No Taepodong-II nuke ICBMs capable of hitting the World's Largest & 2nd Largest Economies)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
ROFL!
To: presidio9
"My grandmother - who's really my mother - died and I was at her funeral." I Am My Own Grandpa
Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
To: presidio9
My kind of politician! She solves problems without any taxes and reveals her assets instead of starting a Swiss bank account. In fact, she's probably the only politician in the country with nothing to hide :-)
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posted on
08/27/2003 7:20:05 AM PDT
by
T'wit
To: presidio9
Mary is a bit late with her suggestions !
Politicians have been playing the porno card for years:
"Just bend over: I've got something WONDERFUL for you !"
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posted on
08/27/2003 7:20:06 AM PDT
by
genefromjersey
(So little time - so many FLAMES to light !!)
To: AmericanInTokyo
>Can you spell: "shameless publicity stunt" hatched by the mafia-run a/v industry in California to sell even more of her filthy videos, and nothing else?
I suppose you think
real politicians campaign
financed by angels
and motivated
by their desire to enforce
our Constitution?!
To: RogueIsland
Maybe her dad married his mother. She he should be running in Arkansas or West Virginia.
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posted on
08/27/2003 7:33:07 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Even if the government took all your earnings, you wouldn’t be, in its eyes, a slave.)
To: theFIRMbss
welllll.....you are right. a lot of them are also whores.
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posted on
08/27/2003 7:35:18 AM PDT
by
AmericanInTokyo
(Saddam Had No Taepodong-II nuke ICBMs capable of hitting the World's Largest & 2nd Largest Economies)
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