PORN STAR OFFERS FISCAL FIX

NY Post ^ | August 27, 2003 | Dick Johnson

[presidio9]

PORN star and California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey knows how to fix the state's colossal financial woes. "I'd have a Webcam in the governor's mansion and charge people $20 a month to see what I'm doing all the time," the "New Wave Hookers" star tells PAGE SIX's Ian Spiegelman. "People seem pretty liberal about nudity and they could see what their tax money is doing." Carey, who just turned 23, estimates that her Japanese fan base alone would bring in enough money to "balance the budget in two months." She's raising campaign funds by offering dates with supporters for $5,000 a pop, but she denies the claims of a Danish man who complained she was a dud. Carey says she's never even met him: "I wasn't even in L.A. last week. My grandmother - who's really my mother - died and I was at her funeral." So far, seven big spenders have ponied up the cash. "If you have millions and millions of dollars, what's $5,000 to go out with a pretty blonde? There's a lot of old guys with nothing else to do with all their money. George Bush charges $200 a plate to have dinner with him and I think I'm a little more exciting than he is. I have bigger boobs."

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Let's hope Hillary doesn't get any ideas.

[presidio9]

[RogueIsland]

My grandmother - who's really my mother - died

Huh?

[capydick]

My grandmother - who's really my mother - died

Huh?

She's just pandering to her RAT base.

[Constitution Day]

Date a porn star: $5,000 [Mary Carey]

[anniegetyourgun]

These types rarely know who their daddy is, much less their mother.

[ClearCase_guy]

"I have bigger boobs."

Well, Arnold has Rob Lowe and Warren Buffet, so he may have her beat in this department.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

What she failed to mention is that her grandmother died from embarassment.

[StriperSniper]

She was probably raised by her grandmother, that's what I get from the statement.

[renosathug]

So she went into porn after her singing career died. Oh, Mary -- never mind.

[rogercolleridge]

My grandmother - who's really my mother

Is she her own grampa too?

George Bush charges $200 a plate to have dinner with him and I think I'm a little more exciting than he is.

I wouldn't bet on it.

[AmericanInTokyo]

Can you spell: "shameless publicity stunt" hatched by the mafia-run a/v industry in California to sell even more of her filthy videos, and nothing else?

[anniegetyourgun]

ROFL!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

"My grandmother - who's really my mother - died and I was at her funeral."

I Am My Own Grandpa

Many many years ago when I was twenty three,
I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.

To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.

For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother.

Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.

My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandmother too.

If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.

For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!

[T'wit]

My kind of politician! She solves problems without any taxes and reveals her assets instead of starting a Swiss bank account. In fact, she's probably the only politician in the country with nothing to hide :-)

[genefromjersey]

Mary is a bit late with her suggestions !

Politicians have been playing the porno card for years:
"Just bend over: I've got something WONDERFUL for you !"

[theFIRMbss]

>Can you spell: "shameless publicity stunt" hatched by the mafia-run a/v industry in California to sell even more of her filthy videos, and nothing else?

I suppose you think
real politicians campaign
financed by angels

and motivated
by their desire to enforce
our Constitution?!

[Blood of Tyrants]

Maybe her dad married his mother. She he should be running in Arkansas or West Virginia.

[AmericanInTokyo]

welllll.....you are right. a lot of them are also whores.