PORN STAR OFFERS FISCAL FIX

NY Post ^ | August 27, 2003 | Dick Johnson

[presidio9]

PORN star and California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey knows how to fix the state's colossal financial woes. "I'd have a Webcam in the governor's mansion and charge people $20 a month to see what I'm doing all the time," the "New Wave Hookers" star tells PAGE SIX's Ian Spiegelman. "People seem pretty liberal about nudity and they could see what their tax money is doing." Carey, who just turned 23, estimates that her Japanese fan base alone would bring in enough money to "balance the budget in two months." She's raising campaign funds by offering dates with supporters for $5,000 a pop, but she denies the claims of a Danish man who complained she was a dud. Carey says she's never even met him: "I wasn't even in L.A. last week. My grandmother - who's really my mother - died and I was at her funeral." So far, seven big spenders have ponied up the cash. "If you have millions and millions of dollars, what's $5,000 to go out with a pretty blonde? There's a lot of old guys with nothing else to do with all their money. George Bush charges $200 a plate to have dinner with him and I think I'm a little more exciting than he is. I have bigger boobs."

[bray]

It's so sad to see a Porn Star lowering herself to the level of a politician!

Pray for GW and the Troops

[Constitution Day]

It's so sad to see a Porn Star lowering herself to the level of a politician!

ROFL!! Excellent.

[Lou L]

I'm surprised that no one's picked up on this, at least no syndicated columnist or TV/radio show. Candidates like this bimbo (and the large number of candidates on the ticket in the California race for governor) are the reason we elect our president through the Electoral College. It's also a good argument for fewer parties, rather than a party designed for each special interest.

Candidates like Ms. Carey are exactly why the "popular vote" should never be used to determine outcome of a presidential election. Just imagine if some clown from a state with a large population like California or New York were to be among those running for president, and assuming that they would get a large backing from their home states, how would that be offset by a state with fewer people?

Other candidates could be nominated from smaller states, but then they wouldn't have as large a backing as those more populated ones. You could have regional candidates, but some regions are more highly populated than others, and more regional candidates would water down the votes for any one candidate even more.

In a bad-to-worse case scenario, an incompetent or malicious candidate ends up with the most popular votes, and becomes president. It wasn't a good idea for Al Gore, and the California governor's race shows that it's not good for consideration at any point in our country's future.

[FourtySeven]

"I'd have a Webcam in the governor's mansion and charge people $20 a month to see what I'm doing all the time," the "New Wave Hookers" star tells PAGE SIX's Ian Spiegelman.

And yet another example of the fine statesmanship and classy acts that have come to DEFINE California politics.

[Servant of the Nine]

Can you spell: "shameless publicity stunt" hatched by the mafia-run a/v industry in California to sell even more of her filthy videos, and nothing else?

Her videos are not filthy. In fact, they are quite tidy.

So9

[AmericanInTokyo]

faulty value judgement

[OldEagle]

You are a Moe Jaffe fan too?

[The Green Goblin]

Just imagine if some clown from a state with a large population like California or New York were to be among those running for president, and assuming that they would get a large backing from their home states, how would that be offset by a state with fewer people?

Yeah, that might lead to people with loose morals getting elected to high office, and we certainly can't have that in this country...

[presidio9]

Are you part of her "Japanese fan base?"

[Lou L]

Yeah, that might lead to people with loose morals getting elected to high office, and we certainly can't have that in this country...

I'm not saying that the Electoral College is a cure-all, but I see no reason to open the presidential door to more unqualified or dangerous candidates.

[ido_now]

Maybe she will make the State charge a fair value for its services. That would be a novel idea.

At least maybe we all could get "f_cked" and get the real thing instead of paying through the nose for nothing or worse and really getting "f_cked."

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Ouch! Maybe Barney Frank should quit and move up in life!

[montag813]

She is one of the ugliest "porn stars" I have ever seen. Yecch! They should use her for abstinence classes.

[presidio9]

She is one of the ugliest "porn stars" I have ever seen. Yecch!

Really?

[presidio9]

Ouch! Maybe Barney Frank should quit and move up in life!

Really? Interested in watching one of his videos are you? I'm not suprised.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Well, I am waiting for you to post it! Seems this is your cup 'o tea, bub! Got any kiddie porn in your closet? "Presidio and the Altar Boys"? LOL!

[presidio9]

Don't try to sneak out on this one. You brought up the image of a Barney Frank porn career all on your own. Does the congressman get you aroused?

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Gee, are you flirting with me? Can't imagine why after your post #34. Dirty boy.

[presidio9]

Now you are defending the Hedgehog? Sorry if I offended you, I didn't realize you found him attractive. But the SCOTUS says your lifestyle is a Constitutional right, so good luck with it. A threesome of Barney, Jeremy and RBA? You sure are one twisted sister!

[DoctorZIn]

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