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A Few of FR's Finest...Every Day...08-26-03...A Charming Disaster
8/26/03 | FreeTheHostages

Posted on 08/25/2003 9:02:26 PM PDT by FreeTheHostages



A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day
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A Total, Unmitigated -- But Curiously Charming -- Disaster

The District of Columbia



The "Disaster" being the District of Columbia, not my website design.


If you want to talk about the District of Columbia, and I'm not saying that you do, I'm afraid we can't be discussing cute pets today. Things are getting serious this-a-way. Bring your sense of humor -- you're going to need it.


It's a isaster!!


The DC License Plate tag says

"Taxation without Representation"

This is a reference to the fact that, as set forth in the U.S. Constitution, D.C. residents don't have an elected Senator or a voting House member.

Ah, but we *do* have Rep. Eleanor Holmes Norton. Our D.C. Rep. doesn't have the power to vote, but it's just as well since she also doesn't like to pay her taxes. She and her husband (when they were married) didn't pay federal income taxes for a spell.

So here's a question: why doesn't the D.C. license plate read . . .

"Representation without Taxation"??


It takes 3 hours to get your car inspected every 2 years.

And of course it costs twice as much as anywhere else to inspect it.

They don't make font size large enough to tell you how I really feel about that!
It's a disaster!!
The cronies of our mayors have corny nicknames like "Roach."
Everyone knows about Mayor Barry. But check out our current mayor: he had to run as a write-in candidate because the people he had collect signatures committed massive fraud.
Why, our mayor probably couldn't even get on the California governor's ballot!


I am NOT making this up.
There are routinely huge manhole cover "explosions" in the city that can knock out power to an entire block. PEPCO, the local utility, is very tied in with city hall. It terms these manhole cover explosions as "garden variety" and no one seems shocked or alarmed.
The latest manhole cover explosion -- involving the lid popping high into the air, power out for a whole block, flames, smoke, the whole nine yards -- with receive only passing mention.
Of course, whenever someone actually does complain in this one-party town loudly enough, there's a press release issued by a politician calling for an investigation of this deplorable, intolerable situation and the city government sighs a collective sigh of relief that the situation is being investigated.

Speaking of sewers, What an example our elected leaders set too: recently, a Councilwoman argued against tort reform in D.C. on the grounds that it would deprive D.C. citizens from the hope of hitting the "jackpot" on a tort. Openly discussing the court system as the equivalent of a lottery!


Our Police Chief redefines crimes to cook the books on crimes statistics and claims that identity theft isn't a crime.

Even after all the cheating on crime stats, the murder rate in DC is still higher than in Baghdad.

When that little fact hit the news, DC leaders complained. Not that it was untrue, mind you. But they didn't want it to be talked about: it might discourage tourism. A huge debate ensued about whether it was bigger in absolute numbers (yes) or per capita (that too).

Like it matters.

What would our tourist slogan be? "Come to D.C.: our murder rate may be higher than Baghdad per capita, but it's a much smaller number in absolute terms!" Ready to pack your bags?


The income tax rate for the city is higher than most states.

People will lawfully tow your car just to collect the towing fee.

They recently tried to increase property tax assessments by 100 percent in some parts of the city.



AHEM. Well, that's not the whole story.

There are really 2 Washington stories: the historical and tourist Washington of tourists, and the community of Washington. They don't always get along any more than the colors on this page, but here they are.




HISTORICAL WASHINGTON

The US Congress met in many cities before we were as a nation ready to commit to a permanent seat of government. The Potomac was a natural midpoint between north and south, and a location near George Washington’s Mount Vernon home was an extra benefit.

By 1791, people would refer to "the city of Washington" – meaning the city near George Washington’s home – and the name stuck. Maryland and Virginia agreed to cede land to create the District of Columbia. DC is named for Christopher Columbus! It’s a town of about 500,000 – less each census – in an area about ten miles square. The survey work for the city was done by an African American mathematician, Benjamin Banneker: a high school carrying his name is one of the view public schools to maintain rigorous academic standards in modern times.

The city itself was designed by a French engineer, Pierre Charles L'Enfant, and then after they fired him, Banneker continued to carry out L’Enfant’s plan: an elegant city, with a park (Rock Creek Park, where they found Chandra Levy’s body) and wide thoroughfares. The layout of the city is beautiful. Confusing, but beautiful. Charles Dickens visited and complained that it was a city of "Magnificant Distances." There were too many "spacious avenues that begin in nothing and lead nowhere; streets, milelong, that only want houses, roads, and inhabitants; public buildings that need but a public."

DC in the early days had the look and feel of a ghost town. (I’m sure many here wish it still did!) Work started on the ornate Capitol in 1793, but it was barely complete when British troops torched it in the War of 1812. This was a blow to the city, which was – famously – located in a swamp to begin with. DC fell on hard times. Congress entertained a vote to abandon the capitol, and the proposition lost by only nine votes!!

The Civil War brought to Washington armies, hospital, wounded, chaos, and expense. Some Washingtonians asked if the U.S. Capitol’s new dome should perhaps not be built. But the beautiful gold dome was built in those trying times. President Lincoln explained, "If people see the Capitol going on, it is a sign we intend the Union shall go on." In the war's aftermath, the Great Emancipator was assassinated in Ford's Theater (a memorial flag remains draped over the theater box shrine today).

The Civil War had a dramatic effect on DC’s future. The role of the US capital changed from state-led administration to centralized leadership.

The town's ailing infrastructure was overhauled in the 1870s by territorial governor Alexander "Boss" Shepherd, whose extravagant use of federal funds and penchant for steamrolling anything in his way led to a crackdown by Congress that robbed DC of self-government for another 100 years. For the citizenry, it was a high price to pay for a city beginning to look like it might fulfill L'Enfant's original vision of a world-class capital.

Tourists are now a big part of DC’s economy. A beautification plan at the turn of the 20th century added most of the landscaping, parks, and monuments for which Washington is now well known. One U.S. President called D.C. "a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm.".

The city's intense and divisive political climate is downright romantic to political activists. Spectacular free art is visible at every turn. The Smithsonian. The Washington Monument. The Lincoln and Jefferson Memorials. It's all very beautiful.


THE COMMUNITY OF WASHINGTON

As you all know, Washington has too much crime, poverty, and racial segregation.

But what you perhaps don’t know is that it also has some of the nicest long-time residents around. Not the newly planted K-Street lawyers. But the good honest hardworking, largely middle class folk of the District of Columbia – largely African American – go to church in record numbers. Many in the community came from families that migrated north after the Civil War and tried to make a go of life in DC and all that it might represent. Sunday morning in the city, many many of the good people of this city, the local locals, are in church.

De facto racial segregation in housing and education continue to harm the city. Many white liberals just assume that blacks want public housing and looser enforcement of the city’s drug laws. In fact, if they would spend more time meeting and talking to the good citizens of this city, they would realize that many in the "black community" – as it’s often called in this city of so few integrated neighborhoods – want more and stricter police patrols and are hungrily craving a better chance for their children through President Bush’s proposed voucher system for D.C. public school students.

If that great Washingtonian, Frederick Douglass, were alive today and asked to identify the city’s most pressing civil rights issue, it would surely be the state of the public schools – not the statehood issue that the one-party politicians of this city of 88 percent Democrats keep thrusting upon the populace.

If I had to pick on person who was a quintessential Washingtonian, it wouldn’t be one of these Presidents who come and go. It would be Frederick Douglas. He was a great writer, an eloquent orator, a born slave who secured his freedom and lived not only to see slavery become a thing of a past but also witnessed his elevation the post of U.S. Marshal for DC with a big house on the hill.


There is much for the black community within DC to be proud of. Before the Harlem Renaissance, Duke Ellington's Washington was from 1900 to 1920, this country's largest African American community. As a good walk-through tour of this era of D.C. explains, I think accurately:
It developed a prosperous black middle class which forged a strong society of churches, newspapers, businesses and civic institutions. Its businesses were black owned and run; its buildings, designed, built and financed by blacks; its entertainment, by and for African Americans. This was a proud and elegant community that flourished despite, or perhaps even because, of Jim Crow, the oppressive segregation that forced blacks to create their own separate destiny.
Educated blacks sought shelter from Jim Crow in black high-society during this era. The Lincoln Theatre and other great cultural centers were established in DC’s Shaw neighborhood. Unfortunately, after Martin Luther King’s assassination, the Shaw riots destroyed much of the neighborhood. It still has not fully recovered, but it is on the way back.


9-11

On September 11, 2001, terrorists attacked Washington, flying a hijacked United Airlines aircraft into the Pentagon, causing significant damage and killing all aboard the plane. A further plane crash-landed near Shanksville, Pennsylvania, it too intended to attack somewhere in Washington. On the same day two hijacked planes destroyed New York's twin towers, killing thousands of people. The terrorist attacks were the worst-ever on US soil. You could smell the smoke everywhere in the city. Jet fighters took to the air to patrol Washington for months afterward.

People in the nation think of the attack on the Pentagon as a personal attack on the nation and they feel it personally and they should. But for those who live in DC, it was a particularly personal time, because nearly everyone at least knew someone who knew someone who was on that plane.

In 2003, despite security remaining high around Washington's key monuments, it is clear that the city has gone a long way towards repairing both the Pentagon and its damaged psyche, with visitors returning and hotels refilling. The DC government, along with the American Red Cross, is forming a D.C. Citizens Corp to establish a better community-based response to any future terrorist attack.

The city has its flaws. It can be discordant. It can be a disaster. Laughing at the ones you can laugh about is a proven survival technique hereabouts.

Fact is, you prayed for us on 9-11. And we prayed for you. And soon a Pentagon Memorial will be built to remember the victims and to remember why they died: because they were free.


So that's D.C. Don't let us *ever* become a state until we get our act together. Still and all, the people in this city have kids whom they want to be educated in a safe neighborhood, just like anywhere else. Let the racism of low expectations die and let the D.C. public school voucher program begin.

More freedom, that's all D.C. needs.





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To: Billie
CHIRP to you, too!

Weinie

81 posted on 08/26/2003 8:22:23 AM PDT by lonestar (Weinie for California Governor!)
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To: Billie
I love the colors in this one!
82 posted on 08/26/2003 8:24:43 AM PDT by lonestar (Weinie for California Governor!)
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To: FreeTheHostages
Hey, I totally understand about driving in DC. It's a bear.

Trying to get across the Potomac can make grown men cry (trust me I've seen it happen:)) The expressway didn't have a sign telling us of our exit (the one that crossed the river) and we kept winding up at the Pentagon.

83 posted on 08/26/2003 8:25:24 AM PDT by Aquamarine (When you come close to sellin' out reconsider.)
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To: lonestar
I love the colors in this one!

I tried to find colors that would fit Freezie - you know, soft, calm, soothing. :)

84 posted on 08/26/2003 8:27:59 AM PDT by Billie
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To: brianl703
That's an easy one. 'Cause if DC let you inspect your car in VA, they'd lose $. And it's all about collecting $ from the taxpayers to support the very bloated DC government. I believe the stats are that the size of the city government is something like 6-8 percent of the population!! City taxes are about 10 percent.
85 posted on 08/26/2003 8:34:52 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: Xthe17th
Yup!
86 posted on 08/26/2003 8:35:16 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: lonestar
Good morning!
87 posted on 08/26/2003 8:45:13 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: Billie
I bet you miss having all those people mistakenly commenting to you on my text.

Sigh, well, I miss your exellent design judgment. As you can see, I have a long way to go!
88 posted on 08/26/2003 8:50:00 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: Temple Owl
Thanks!
89 posted on 08/26/2003 8:50:42 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: FreeTheHostages
... 'Cause if DC let you inspect your car in VA, they'd lose $. And it's all about collecting $ from the taxpayers to support the very bloated DC government....

Soooo, if half of the vehicles in DC are government vehicles, and thereby exempt from fees, seems the local citizenry (those who actually pay taxes) are getting the shaft - again.

Seems the time is right for history to repeat itself with a good old fashioned "Tea Party." Dump the politicos in the Potomac and see if anyone complains. Wait, that won't work. Gross pollution of the river.

90 posted on 08/26/2003 8:52:37 AM PDT by Diver Dave
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To: lonestar
Nope, they're not safer in Baghdad. Because frankly they're the targets in Baghdad. Here, it's random if you get shot, more or less, although certain parts of the city bear the brunt of the crime.

The news media should cover crime in DC: the victims of homicide are overwhelmingly black and often poor and it's as if no one cares. Another way in which the liberal media is so elite. The Washington Post has shamefully little crime news. Mostly, they talk about police brutality, which is out-of-touch with the reality: the police are unmotiviated and unsupported by Chief Ramsey and pretty much aren't doing anything. Meanwhile, many young lives are snuffed out.

The silence is intolerable.
91 posted on 08/26/2003 8:53:38 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: Billie
awwww

THANKS! :) I'm definitely free.
92 posted on 08/26/2003 8:54:07 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: FreeTheHostages; Gore_ War_ Vet
And parking in DC can be a bear, too. Remember this thread about the trials and travails of our good friend, Gore War Vet, when his car was towed from a legal spot and lost for two weeks in DC? He finally got it back, but it was only after John McCaslin's "Inside the Beltway" column in the Washington Times took on his cause that it was found. What a black-eye for Chief Ramsey that little fiasco was; and typical, it seems, of the chief's leadership skills. OK, now back to MPDC Chief Ramsey's "crime emergency" declaration, and its resultant effect on how a call to the MPDC dispatch center is handled...

In fairness to the MPDC, DC Emergency Ops, and DC Fire and EMS, I will begin with my first - and definitely most positive - "interaction" with the system yesterday...

On my commute home yesterday at around 5:30pm, I was one of the first on-scene to a spectacular auto accident. A Nissan Pathfinder ran a fully red light and was hit broadside by a 1997 Chevy Suburban that had started (from a stop) into the intersection. I had been in the through lanes going in the opposite direction, waiting for the green light, and heard the first sound of the crash. I looked up in time to see the Pathfinder flip up in the air and onto its (driver's) side and spin like a top.

I immediately grabbed my cell phone and dialed "911", and was put on hold... for approximately 30 seconds... I gave the call-taker the information as I parked my vehicle on the side of the road and ran over to the vehicles to offer what help I could. The guy in the Suburban (airbag had deployed) was shook-up but said he was OK, the girl in the Pathfinder was conscious but stuck in the on-its-side vehicle. A nurse in a passing vehicle had also stopped and we talked to the girl, asking questions, got her to look at me through the windshield so I could see her eyes and check her face for any obvious injuries, and tried to keep her calm and talking until help arrived.

DC Fire and EMS responded fairly quickly for rush hour; I don't know what station(s) they responded from, but they did good work. So, kudos to them.

DC Police showed up shortly after and they did their part of the job well, as EMS set to the work of cutting the girl out of the Pathfinder.

Now, to my experience later in the evening - with MPDC's "311" non-emergency police dispatch line...
It was almost 8:30pm, I was with Kristinn as he and several of his co-workers were working late at their office, and he called the 311 line to tell them about several ne'er-do-wells hanging out in the service alley between his building and the neighboring one. As are many parts of DC at night, it's not the most inviting place to be for the law-abiding souls, if you know what I mean... and the area is full of various federal agencies and museums (potential terrorist targets); it's not unusual for folks to get mugged in the area; so he felt that the police should at least check the guys out.

Well, the dispatcher didn't seem to think so, and he spent nearly five minutes arguing with Kristinn about why he wasn't going to dispatch the call! The dispatcher's final answer was that Kristinn wasn't the building manager, so he couldn't report the trespassing vagrants/troublemakers! Ain't it grand, in a "crime emergency", when a citizen is not allowed to report a suspicious situation?!

I got the phone number of the police station (located only one block away, BTW) and called them. After I recounted the story to her, the officer who answered the phone transferred me to the dispatch supervisor, and I told the story yet again! By this time it's now 9pm... the dispatch supervisor tells me that she will dispatch the call and as soon as a car was available, they would respond. (I also gave her the name and badge number of the useless dispatcher, and suggested that a "come to Jesus" session might be in order for him).

At 9:30pm - I, Kristinn and another of his co-workers left his office; the group in the alley was still hanging out in the shadows, and not a single cop had arrived to check them out.

If we depend on DC Police Chief Ramsey's stellar leadership for protecting the citzenry from criminals and terrorists - we're all in deep doo-doo.

Somebody please remind me, why did Chief Ramsey get his big pay big raise recently?

93 posted on 08/26/2003 8:54:12 AM PDT by tgslTakoma
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To: Billie
{{{{Billie}}}}

I love the colorful graphic. It goes so well with the page!!!
94 posted on 08/26/2003 8:54:29 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: Jimmy Valentine's brother
The children of DC are held in bondage and few of them will ever be freed.

But we can't accept that. President Bush's voucher program for DC is such a great thing: the president won't accept this social reality either. Good Christian, that man.
95 posted on 08/26/2003 8:55:41 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: ohioWfan
{{{ohioWfan}}} What a GREAT photo!
96 posted on 08/26/2003 8:56:18 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: Pippin
Howdy ! Glad you enjoyed your vacation ! ...

97 posted on 08/26/2003 8:58:30 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Check out the Texas Chicken D 'RATS!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/keyword/Redistricting)
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To: The Thin Man
I had nightmares about it all night long. :-(

Sue me!
98 posted on 08/26/2003 9:00:00 AM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: Pippin; Billie; Mama_Bear; dansangel; dutchess; Aquamarine; SpookBrat; nicmarlo; LadyX
Is there a contest for this stuff that I haven't heard about ?? ...

Woman accused of running down ex-lover with SUV -
yes, Texas again (San Antonio) ...



99 posted on 08/26/2003 9:01:44 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Check out the Texas Chicken D 'RATS!: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/keyword/Redistricting)
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To: tgslTakoma
Unbelievable!
100 posted on 08/26/2003 9:02:13 AM PDT by Calpernia (Innocence seldom utters outraged shrieks. Guilt does.)
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