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Mark Steyn: The Gubernator?
The Sunday Telegraph (U.K.) ^ | 08/10/03 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 08/09/2003 5:43:47 PM PDT by Pokey78

Profile: Arnold Schwarzenegger

The best scene in The Last Action Hero (1993) was a clip from Laurence Olivier's Hamlet. Arnold Schwarzenegger, edited into the 1948 monochrome and taking dear Larry's role as the eponymous ditherer, starts off the soliloquy, cuts it short and opens fire on the castle, all the while puffing on his stogie. As the unseen narrator puts it, "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark - and Hamlet is takin' out the trash!"

A week ago, it looked as if the roles had been reversed. The conventional wisdom was that Ah-nuld wasn't man enough for California politics. Instead of saying "Hasta la vista, Gray Davis!" and blowing the punk out of the Governor's office, he was nancying around in doublet and hose whimpering, "To be or not to be, that is the question". He'd been scared off. His Kennedy wife didn't want him to run, and, besides, too many people had too much dirt on too many of the sexual perks your big-time Hollywood star avails himself of over the years. He was going to wiggle out, no doubt promising that "Ah'll be back, maybe next election, or the one after, if my wife will let me."

And so not for the first time the experts underestimated Schwarzenegger. On Wednesday's Tonight Show, he announced that he was in. Something is rotten in the State of California - and Arnie is takin' out the trash! Collyvurnja, here he comes!

Whether or not he'll win, nobody can say for certain: the rules of the recall election are as whimsical as a sudden-death gameshow round. The standard line is that it's a "circus", but pre-Arnie it was more of a freak show, filled by various unsatisfying midgets: the pornographer Larry Flynt; the diminutive ex-sitcom-player Gary Coleman; a bounty hunter from Sacramento; the extravagantly-endowed self-proclaimed "Love Goddess" Angelyne (she's a one-woman circus, if only in the sense that she has a big top); and the wannabe celebrity, obscure populist and rumoured fourth Gabor sister Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington, best remembered in Britain (if at all) as Bernard Levin's ex-squeeze. But no matter how many little clowns pour out of the miniature car, it is the entry of the muscleman that has made this a circus worth seeing.

Whatever happens, he has played his opening hand at a crowded table brilliantly. Arnold has wanted to be Governor of California for two decades, but October 7 represents his best shot. For one thing, there's no primary election in a recall campaign. In a normal election, Arnie wouldn't stand a chance of getting his watered-down "moderate Republicanism" past the death-before-electability crowd who dominate GOP primaries in California. He's unsound on almost everything that matters to them. On the other hand, that supposedly puts him closer to the average voter. As the commentator Andrew Sullivan put it, "Yay! A pro-gay, pro-choice, hard-ass Republican!"

Yet you don't have to be anti-abortion or unenthusiastic about gay marriage to question the hardness of Arnold's ass. When candidates run as "fiscally conservative but socially liberal", the former invariably buckles under the attendant costs of the latter. Arnold is married to Maria Shriver - a niece of Jack, Bobby and Ted Kennedy, and a daughter of George McGovern's running mate - and, as in many mixed marriages, the Democrat seems to have the upper hand ideologically.

But even a RINO - Republican In Name Only - can drive Democrats crazy, and, in desperation to find an attack angle, Dem operatives are currently testing three themes:

1. Arnold is a Nazi.

Okay, Arnold's not a Nazi. He was born in the Austrian town of Thal, but not until 1947, and thus was technically unable to join the Nazi Party no matter how much he may have wanted to. But he certainly has family ties to the Nazis. His wife's grandfather, Joe Kennedy, was one of America's most prominent Nazi sympathisers.

Oh, wait. That's not the Nazi family ties the Dems had in mind? No, as Katie Couric put it on NBC's Today Show, "He's the son of a Nazi Party member. He said he was prejudiced, before overcoming those feelings by working with the Simon Wiesenthal Centre in Los Angeles, and the dean of the centre said an investigation of Schwarzenegger's late father, conducted at the actor's request, found no evidence of war crimes."

Sorry, folks, you'll have to do better than that. The more you bring up the "son of a Nazi" line, the more you remind voters of what Arnold is: an immigrant who escaped and transcended his past. You can't saddle a man who chose to be American with the baggage he left behind in the old country.

2. Arnold is unqualified.

Yes, he's not a professional politician. And that's a disadvantage? The professional politicians are the ones who got California into this mess. This is a "throw the bum out" election, so the successful challenger will be the one who looks least like the bum. Gray Davis has been on the public payroll his entire adult life: he represents the full-time political class. Arnold represents the other California: entrepreneurial energy, wit and invention, the California that understands that if Hollywood and Silicon Valley were run by "qualified" people like Davis we'd still be watching flickering silents and you'd need union-approved quill-feathers to send e-mail.

Arnold made his first business investment at 19, using savings from his bodybuilding contests to buy a failed Munich gym. He turned it around. The first really big money he made in America in the early 1970s came when he and a fellow bodybuilder started a bricklaying business. He's one of a very few actors who was a millionaire before he ever acted. And, if you think it's no big deal being the world's highest-paid movie star, you try it - with a guttural German accent so thick you can barely do dialogue and a body frame so large you're too goofy for playing love scenes. From his gym to his mail-order company to his masonry business to his shopping malls, Schwarzenegger has shown a consistent knack for exploiting the fullest financial value from even his most modest successes. Who would you say best embodies the spirit of California? The guy who has made all his own money? Or the fellows who've squandered everybody else's?

3. Arnold's had too many women.

Arnold has been married to Maria Shriver for 17 human years, which in celebrity years is the equivalent of a Diamond Jubilee. Any dirt Democrats dig up is going to have to be nuclear. When you've been a popular celebrity for 20 years, the only way you can be damaged is with something that's dramatically inconsistent with what the public thinks it knows about you. "Womanising" won't cut it, not for a movie star. If it's oral sex with a starlet in his trailer, the public will shrug. If it's beating up a pre-op transsexual hooker, you're in business. But in a two-month campaign anyone who wants to take him down is going to have to move fast.

Ever since he became a US citizen in 1983, Arnold has taken care, in his marriage and business interests, to remain politically viable. This is his window of opportunity: he's the man who seems most in tune with the moment. Is it likely that Californians have got themselves all whipped up with the Recall Fever just to install another rent-a-hack like Lieutenant-Governor Cruz Bustamante? Or will they figure, what the hell, let's go all the way and take a flyer on Arnie? Everything about this race - from the compressed schedule to the multiple candidates - favours him. "It's the most difficult decision I've made in my entire life, except the one I made in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax," he told NBC's Jay Leno, stealing Arianna Huffington's best line. Arnold waxes, everybody else wanes. Hasta la vista, Grayby.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: California
KEYWORDS: calgov2002; marksteyn; marksteynlist; schwarzenegger
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To: Howlin
Luckily, I missed them. It was a busy week at work, so I was't on FR much. But I think a steady diet of reading that kind of stuff would get very discouraging to me, anyway, so thanks for the heads up. I'll make a point of avoiding his (or her) posts from now on.
101 posted on 08/09/2003 10:04:40 PM PDT by Wolfstar (And an angel rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.)
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To: Pokey78
From the opening letter to the last word, Steyn is perfect.

Hasta la vista, Grayby !

102 posted on 08/09/2003 10:05:25 PM PDT by happygrl
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To: Kevin Curry
Try not to be so intense.
103 posted on 08/09/2003 10:05:41 PM PDT by Howlin (If we don't post, will he exist?)
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To: McGavin999
" I keep hearing Freepers complain that Arnold is a RINO "

RINO has become synonymous with Satan on some of these threads.He hasn't advanced one position yet,but that hasn't stopped the holy water from being sprinkled about.Arnold has supported the military,visited bases and campaigned for Republicans and I am sure he will be a supporter of President Bush and the WOT.Arnold makes the Democrat dwarfs look even smaller and insignificant.The next 2 months it's going to be pretty tough for the dwarfs to get any ink,with Arnold sucking up all the oxygen.And if Arnold is elected,the dwarfs are going to need O2 masks, as he will continue to be in the spotlight.The Democrats are absolutely apoplectic about Arnold winning and that my friend,speaks volumes.
104 posted on 08/09/2003 10:05:53 PM PDT by Wild Irish Rogue
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To: AAABEST

This map shows the county-by-county breakdown of the vote for Democratic Gov. Gray Davis and Republican challenger Bill Simon. The map is shaded to show how heavily a county voted for a candidate, blue for Democrats and red for Republicans. Counties won by third party or independent candidates will be noted in yellow. Refresh the page regularly to see updates on Election Night.

105 posted on 08/09/2003 10:06:56 PM PDT by CheneyChick
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To: Howlin
Got something in your eye?! Grin and chuckle...
106 posted on 08/09/2003 10:07:13 PM PDT by Wolfstar (And an angel rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.)
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To: You Dirty Rats
I'll bet you're right:

You can bet your bottom dollar that Karl Rove is overjoyed at the prospect of Ah-nald(R) in the Governor's chair during next year's election.

107 posted on 08/09/2003 10:09:26 PM PDT by GOPJ
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To: Wolfstar
Sometimes I think the crowd to whom Steyn refers secretly would rather have Leftist Dems in office

I've always felt it's better to see the attack coming than to get it in the back, the preferred CINO method

108 posted on 08/09/2003 10:10:54 PM PDT by billbears (Deo Vindice)
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To: Wild Irish Rogue
It's the "slit-your-wrist-Keysters" who are more concerned with calling fellow FReepers RINOS than they are with defeating democRATS!
109 posted on 08/09/2003 10:12:14 PM PDT by onyx (Name an honest democrat? I can't either!)
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To: AAABEST
heh heh, pretty good. Although since it's probably going to happen, at least we should get the few conservatives out of the state before it does eh?
110 posted on 08/09/2003 10:13:19 PM PDT by billbears (Deo Vindice)
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To: onyx
So, I'm not the only one who's noticed they're out in full force.
111 posted on 08/09/2003 10:16:42 PM PDT by Howlin (If we don't post, will he exist?)
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To: Wolfstar
Bzzzz. Wrong summation. :) Sorry too, because you & I have been on the same side more than once.

My key point is that this is not the same type of election as anything in the past. I don't want anybody being scared out of their principles believing this opportunity is no different than everything that has come before.

The media tried to make a joke of the recall efforts. They failed. Now they are trying to make a circus instead of taking the primary issue seriously -- overspending by a mad crowd that doesn't care it has bankrupted the state. That is a joke? Removing the key joker, the one who implements it all, isn't serious work?

No, we do not this time have to follow the crowd whipped up by the suspect media's orchestration of Arnuld's coming out. When the hoopla dies down, and the stardust has dimmed in many peoples eyes, please reconsider all that I have said in the last few days and here.

This unique setup is more like the type of election that passed props 13, 187 and 205 and 227. It cuts across all lines. It has the potential to unite behind a good and strong man, the type that is needed at times like these.

What is most different is that the prevalence of just two main party candidates IS GONE. Party dominantion is as diminished in this as for any election in living memory.

Why not try a stand up for what you say you believe in rather than kowtow to what the Establishment is willing to dole out? This may be a once in a lifetime opportunity, and so many don't even want to try and fight it out? To be grateful for what Providence has unexpectedly offered and play our best cards? I'm sorry, I will never understand that.

There is good cause to try to stand up and follow the conservative path this time. But you don't see any of what of I've described? You remain fearful more than faithful. Well, you are not alone. I hope you find comfort in that.

I'm sorry you've written yourself out of this once-in-a-generation opportunity. Of course we need all the stalwarts we can muster. You are welcome back anytime. May God bless you.
112 posted on 08/09/2003 10:18:40 PM PDT by Avoiding_Sulla (You can't see where we're going when you don't look where we've been.)
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To: Victoria Delsoul; lonevoice
Lonevoice: That news would shock even the Hollywood "elite"! ;)

The clause you wrote, "He has said he is a family man and so is his wife," if taken literally, makes his wife out to be a man. I think Lonevoice simply pointed out that even jaded, gayed-out, transgendered Hollyweird would be a little shocked to learn of Maria's secret.

113 posted on 08/09/2003 10:20:09 PM PDT by beckett
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To: Wolfstar
I heard one reporter ask Arianna "How long did you have to wait in the car" before coming up the walk to horn in on Arnold's arrival. Tony snow was laughing so hard he couldn't interview his studio guests properly. And I couldn't believe it when she knocked over the microphones. She acted like a spoiled child wanting to be the center of attention at someone else's birthday party.
114 posted on 08/09/2003 10:20:21 PM PDT by CedarDave (New slogan for the environmentalist whackos: "Its for the Landscape")
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To: Howlin
So, I'm not the only one who's noticed they're out in full force.

LOL! Yeah, a force of how many? Ten, twenty maybe? They LOVE to lose, it's in their genes!

115 posted on 08/09/2003 10:23:26 PM PDT by onyx (Name an honest democrat? I can't either!)
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To: Kevin Curry
I don't agree with you, Kevin. Morality has a crucial place in modern politics. But it is also highly moral to acknowledge that we are all sinners, and to not point fingers at the other guy, but to work together to achieve good things. Aren't we told that God helps those who help themselves?

In order to affect political change, one needs a seat at the table of political power. Politics is about building winning coalitions and achieving what is possible at a given point in time. If those who were opposed to abortion, or illegal immigration, or gun control (or any of the core issues that matter to Conservatives) were able to form a coalition of activists who turned out huge demonstrations all across the country week after week, the political class would sit up, take notice, and start writing legislation accordingly. If we were able to form large, effective, cohesive voting blocs, we could achieve much greater success in elections. But you never see that kind of dedicated activism in huge numbers on issues of importance to the Right. In fact, the opposite is true — we are more likely on the Right to splinter into narrow factions than is the case with the Left. We have no one to blame for that but ourselves.

116 posted on 08/09/2003 10:29:56 PM PDT by Wolfstar (And an angel rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.)
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To: Avoiding_Sulla; Wolfstar; aristeides
Why not try a stand up for what you say you believe in rather than kowtow to what the Establishment is willing to dole out?Why not try a stand up for what you say you believe in rather than kowtow to what the Establishment is willing to dole out?

Especially when the appease-at-any-cost Establishment is attempting, through Arnold, to swoop in and steal the harvest of a true, grass roots rebellion.

My vote is not the birthright of the husband of a Kennedy.


117 posted on 08/09/2003 10:32:10 PM PDT by Sabertooth (Where does Arnold stand on Illegal Aliens and La Raza?)
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To: billbears
Well said and so true!
118 posted on 08/09/2003 10:32:36 PM PDT by Wolfstar (And an angel rides in the whirlwind and directs this storm.)
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To: onyx; Howlin
They LOVE to lose, it's in their genes!

I'll wait all night while you name the major state-wide offices won by RINOs here in the last 20 years.


119 posted on 08/09/2003 10:34:21 PM PDT by Sabertooth (Where does Arnold stand on Illegal Aliens and La Raza?)
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To: beckett; lonevoice; All
I meant to say that he is a family man and she is a family woman or good wife, or whatever the PC word is. My point was to say that they are family oriented people, and that he and his wife believe in family values. I hope everyone else understood what I meant.
120 posted on 08/09/2003 10:35:23 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (Arnold is the man who seems most in tune with the moment. --Mark Steyn)
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