***HILLARY! on LENO-After Action Report****

My unfortunate eyes | 8/4/03 | Diotima

[diotima]

Today the Hollywood Resistance force attending a live taping of The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. His guest this evening was Hillary! Rodham Clinton, ministrix of evil.

Bob and I arrived at NBC at 2pm. Rondog and other operatives had arrived very early in the morning to get tickets. We had about six people inside the taping, various sympathizers and Rondog worked the crowd out doors.

After waiting in line for about an hour with the devil pumping up the crowd, we were escorted inside the studio.

Once her Evilness entered in the studio, and squeezed into her chair, we waited for her to open her mouth and for the lies to start rolling.

Hillary explained that during her book tour, people came up to her and said hers was the first book they'd ever read (NOT A SURPRISE COMING FROM HER LIBERAL BASE,) mentioned that the VRWC was outside her book signings, and proceeded to tell us that she was not supportive of the Recall effort. We boo-ed loudly when she said that, I don't know if they will edit it out. Leno tossed her softballs, although he did seem surprised when Hillary! mentioned hers was the first book ever read by her fans.

Jay Mohr was on the show as well, and was pretty funny.

We retired to the Mexican restaurant across the street for margaritas and discussion.

Thanks so much to our secret NBC insider!

I'll let Rondog describe the fun he had with Hillary! on her way out of the NBC studios.

FReepers present were: jessamine; avoiding sulla; Rondog; Diotima; Bob J; daviddennis (afterwards); jason (I forgot your screen name) and jessamine's friend.

[Moby Grape]

First they read "See Spot Run", then didn't read again until her book.....Gee, this pathetic woman cannot tell the truth about the most basic information....

[sauropod]

Good job!

We are getting to her. If she mentioned that the VRWC was outside her booksignings, then hopefully that ice-cold heart of hers will be at least a little troubled.

[sauropod]

Yep. BMWcyle actually sprang for one of those heinous tomes.

[Nakota]

Hillary's fans didn't really have to read the book, all they had to do was buy it to justify Hillary's $8 million fee. The mainstream media and DNC will tell them all they need to know.

[Vaduz]

Remember it's hollywood there all alike or you don't get work thats the name of the game just like washington.

[sauropod]

I think we can do this. I now have a PC that can burn CDs.

[staytrue]

We boo-ed loudly when she said that, I don't know if they will edit it out.

I watched and did not hear a single boo, only applause.

[buffyt]

My college roommate (1969-1973), Jeannie, and my 19 year old son, Mike, and I went to Leno twice last year. George UGH GAG Stephanopolous was one os the guests. Jay made a snide remark about George's short stature and said he "needed a high chair".... The audience was SILENT, you could hear a pin drop. That joke/comment went over like a lead balloon. It was just plain rude, and Jay is usually nice! When we watched the videotape later that night at home, they had added a laugh track there! And they didn't show George's pained look on his face, either!

We got to get our photos taken with Jay. Before the show. Have that hanging on the refrig. We waited in line all day to be in the front row seats up by the stage. When Jay asked "Does anyone have any questions now?" My roommate and I jumped up and screamed "We do, Jay!" We took the people we had waited in line all day with, playing cards, etc. Tom, Caroline, Hillary, Shona, Josh, Jeannie, Mike and me.... Jay asked "What is this, the cast of FRIENDS!?!?!" He was VERY VERY NICE to us. He talked to us for quite a while up there on stage. What a riot.

Now that the Hildabeast Clinton has been there, won't they have to fumigate???????

Can you say President Hillary, the Hildabeast, Mistress of ALL Darkness? Me Neither!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ishabibble]

Jay? And his lovely "wife", Mavis? This isn't that hard to figure out.

[bmwcyle]

They bought the cassette.

[buffyt]

She is HUGE now and her hair looks awful. One thing about her, she always had nice hair while she was first (evil) lady. Now she is fat and looks like a bull dike, sorry, I just insulted bull dikes!

[exit82]

A source of wonderment to me also. Shows how demented they really are.

There was an article about the tailor to the Presidents--he said how warm Reagan and G.W.Bush are, and how cold and demanding" Clinton was. But, they(Clintons) are so for the people, doncha know!

[buffyt]

One good thing Mavis did, though, she was screaming out that something should be done to help the women of Afghanistan for YEARS before we finally went over there and broke up that totalitarian government. The women and children were treated worse than animals. Mavis was correct about that. I don't know anything else about her....

Can you say President Hillary? ME NEITHER!!!!!

[Barney Gumble]

Good point!

Of course, he would throw her softballs, he's just a late night host. I'm a lot more disappointed when "esteemed" journalists do, like Barbara Walters.

[Bigg Red]

How sweet it is!

Great job, guys.

[Bigg Red]

Can you believe that crap...first book they'd ever read....


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Yes, I believe it. That fits in with their lack of critical thinking skills.

[MiddleVillager]

Bravo Doc. You hit it right on the HEAD!

[Bigg Red]

They made it all the way through high school...

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#1 How many Hitlery supporters are actually in this category?

#2 Believe me, you can graduate high school these days without ever having read a book.

[Bigg Red]

ghost dieters


ROTFLMHO!

[Bigg Red]

I also didn't hear any boos.


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Gee, I am so surprised that Leno's producer would edit out "boos" to Hitlery. /sarcasm