Black XX: "Ain't Jokin'!!"

The Infamous MudCave ^ | 11 June 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you just keep on asking those kinds of questions & you're gonna find out real quick."

I sincerely intended no disrespect to the big guy, my FRiend...MUD

[Liz]

Nice compilation of facts.......some of which were guessable b/c who but Clinton could be that low.

[BOBTHENAILER]

Heard ya made it out east, my FRiend,

I was and sorry I couldn't have a glass or two with ya. Keep playin' the PIE anny.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...sorry I couldn't have a glass or two with ya..."

Me, too...that'd have been worthwhile, my FRiend...MUD

[Landru]

"I sincerely intended no disrespect to the big guy, my FRiend."

Yea, well Mud?
I'm thinkin' you're gonna find intentions -- good, bad, or otherwise -- don't mean much anymore, either.

...just the way it is.

[MeekOneGOP]

I am SHOCKED ! SHOCKED I tell ya !!

[Mudboy Slim]

666...my, how appropriate!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

666...my, how appropriate!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you're gonna find intentions -- good, bad, or otherwise -- don't mean much anymore, either."

Nor should they, imho...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"LawBreaker!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones "Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo (Heartbreaker)")

US FReepers done nailed Slick Willie...
We've chased Algore 'cuz he's a DORK!!
Usin' McAwful, Chairman of the DNC...
Right'll make Osama bill's cellmate bark!!

LawBreakers...with yer Medyuh Whore'd...
Right's gonna tear Left's World apart!!
RINO punks...yer just Blueblood Bores...
Christ's gonna quench yer ravenous void!!

Each vacuous Lib'ral is our FReepin' goal, y'all...
Tell 'em, "Bring it to JimRob's Forum!!"
Slick lied...he ain't dirt...yer MUD's gallery...
Dem Lib'rals said, "MUD has no chance...no chance!!"

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You know our Rage shan't be denied!!
LawBreakers...StainMakers...
Smite thy Leftists' Ignorance Desired!!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Lefgt's World apart!!
Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

(Haunting guitar solo...)

LawBreakers...LawBreakers...
You shall now feel our Righteous Storm!!
McAuliffe!! Terry Mac!!
MUD's gonna tear yer vile world down!!

Oh yeah...doo doo doo dah doooo...oh yeah!!
Doo doo doo doo dah...
Gonna tear Left's World apart!!

Mudboy Slim (OBX...8/27/02)

304 posted on 08/29/2002 11:10 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Two thousand one, nine eleven
Three thousand plus arrive in heaven
As they pass through the gate,
Thousands more appear in wait
A bearded man with stovepipe hat
Steps forward saying, "Lets sit, lets chat"

They settle down in seats of clouds
A man named Martin shouts out proud
"I have a dream!" and once he did
The Newcomer said, "Your dream still lives."

Groups of soldiers in blue and gray
Others in khaki, and green then say
"We're from Bull Run, Yorktown, the Maine"
The Newcomer said, "You died not in vain."

From a man on sticks one could hear
"The only thing we have to fear.
The Newcomer said, "We know the rest,
Trust us sir, we've passed that test."

"Courage doesn't hide in caves
You can't bury freedom, in a grave,"
The Newcomers had heard this voice before
A distinct Yankees twang from Hyannisport shores

A silence fell within the mist
Somehow the Newcomer knew that this
Meant time had come for her to say
What was in the hearts of the five thousand plus that day

"Back on Earth, we wrote reports,
Watched our children play in sports
Worked our gardens, sang our songs
Went to church and clipped coupons
We smiled, we laughed, we cried, we fought
Unlike you, great we're not"

The tall man in the stovepipe hat
Stood and said, "Don't talk like that!
Look at your country, look and see
You died for freedom, just like me"

Then, before them all appeared a scene
Of rubbled streets and twisted beams
Death, destruction, smoke and dust
And people working just 'cause they must

Hauling ash, lifting stones,
Knee deep in hell, but not alone
"Look! Blackman, Whiteman, Brownman, Yellowman
Side by side helping their fellow man!"

So said Martin, as he watched the scene
"Even from nightmares, can be born a dream."

Down below three firemen raised
The colors high into ashen haze
The soldiers above had seen it before
On Iwo Jima back in '44

The man on sticks studied everything closely
Then shared his perceptions on what he saw mostly
"I see pain, I see tears,
I see sorrow-but I don't see fear."

"You left behind husbands and wives
Daughters and sons and so many lives
Are suffering now because of this wrong
But look very closely. You're not really gone.

All of those people, even those who've never met you
All of their lives, they'll never forget you
Don't you see what has happened?
Don't you see what you've done?
You've brought them together, together as one.

With that the man in the stovepipe hat said
"Take my hand," and from there he led
Three thousand plus heroes, Newcomers to heaven
On this day, two thousand one, nine eleven

Author Unknown

[Mudboy Slim]

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!

(12/29/2001)...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

Good to see you back FReeping again, Mud! :o)

[cherry_bomb88]

Just wanted to say "hi"....been a busy August. :o)

[MeekOneGOP]

ROFL !! Sure is ! I'll be darned ! ...

[Mudboy Slim]

"MUD's Brothers!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Blood Brothers!!")

We played King of the Mountain...I'd always win.
Those boyz came chargin' up the hill...and I'd whup 'em into MEN!!
Now we've only so much time...fight or our Liberty'll Fade Away!!
We have our own roads to ride...and choices we gotta make!!
We'll stand side by side...each one fightin' fer the other...
We said until we died, we'd always be BloodBrothers!!

Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!!!
SlickWillieFOOLS're jokes!! Dudes, Fer Justice We Shall Pray!!
'Cuz what once seemed Black and White...Lib'rals turned to shades of gray...
We lose ourselves in work...to do and bills to pay
It's been a wild, wild ride...and there ain't much cover...
Yer the ones helpin' me stay Right...yer MUD's brothers!!

(Mudboy on harp)

Some of my FReeper FRiends're dead...others left and shan't be back.
Still, we're movin' ahead...MUD ain't never lookin' back!!
Bros, I know just how you feel...I know YOU know "We're Doing Right!!"
If I've fallen 'neath the wheel, if I've lost or I've gained sight
I don't even know why, I don't know why I wrote this song
Or if any of this matters anymore after all....

But the Gipper's burnin' bright...livin' history uncovered...
MUD'll keep grooooovin' through the dark...with y'all in my heart...
Yer MUD's brothers!!

(Mudboy takin' it home on the harmonica...Slick Willie impersonator on saxaphone)

Sic Semper Tyrannis...MUD

Springsteen ROCKS...I rest my case.

655 posted on 03/11/2003 5:03 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[MeekOneGOP]

Folks, there's VILEness in this World...don'let it grind yer dreams away!!!

As in CarVILEness ...

Separated at Birth: Gollum and James Carville

Paul Begala & James Carville

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...Happy Labor Day, my FRiend...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

Happy Labor Day !

[MeekOneGOP]

Hey, Y'all ! I didn't know that Ruby and Oswald had a band together ?? ...