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Black XX: "Ain't Jokin'!!"
The Infamous MudCave ^
| 11 June 2003
| Mudboy Slim
Posted on 06/11/2003 9:25:54 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Germany; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: clinton; corruption; juanitabroaderick; murder; rape; reimpeachment; scandal; slickwillie; somalia; treason
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To: sultan88; FBD; Mudboy Slim; Landru; conservativemusician
{as posted on the FFB board}
FBD, where do you want me to ship off that wine too??? After the way my boys sucked it up in the 7th inning last night at Comiskey...errrrr...US Cellular Field, I'd say I have little hope!
The game started out nice, we missed the first pitch while my daughter and I were getting our dipping dots, peanuts & sodas, however we soon settled into our 14th row, first base line seats after evicting some squatters. The game was looking to be a pitcher's dual for a long time, then the Angels put one out and of course the fans at the diamond forced the lucky fan who caught it to throw it back, if it'd been me I'd have told them to stick it, I'm an Angels fan.
Anyhow, I knew the game was not going to go my way when in the 3rd inning they were showing the "Fan Cam" on the big screen and they panned to a bunch of punk kids wearing Mariners shirts. This was not a good sign. Sure enough, a few innings later through a series of errors, REALLY BAD plays and luck on the part of the White Sox, the Angels would fall behind never to regain the lead.
I sobbed as I looked up at the score board for MLB and saw that Seattle had just kicked butt, beating Toronto 9-1, and Oakland squeaked by Boston....to add insult to injury, my Cubbies also lost miserably.
It was not a good night for baseball in the Cherry household.
The good thing, the tickets were free...
Cost to Park $15
Cost of snacks $15
Cost for the bottle of wine I need to send FBD, about $35 + shipping.
Lesson learned: none...I'll probably make stupid bets again ;o)
601
posted on
08/20/2003 10:04:50 AM PDT
by
cherry_bomb88
(The mind is its own place, and in itself can make heaven of hell, a hell of heaven~Milton)
To: cherry_bomb88; FBD; Mudboy Slim; Landru
"Cost for the bottle of wine I need to send FBD, about $35 + shipping."A little chintzy there, doncha think?? Considering what Mudboy owes me and 'Dru. (Of course the significant word here is "owes".)
602
posted on
08/20/2003 3:10:40 PM PDT
by
sultan88
("But after I've been cryin' all night, the sun is cold and the new day seems old")
To: sultan88; Landru
"...what Mudboy owes me and 'Dru" I owes you and one of yer many wives a nice dinner on the town...and Dru's got him a ham, ceegars, and some Legend Ale comin' his direction...I always make good on my bets, my FRiends.
FReegards...MUD
603
posted on
08/20/2003 7:56:12 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: conservativemusician
Here's one worth FReepin'......
"Lodi"
(Tom be sung by CCR)
[G]Just about a year ago
I [C]set out on the [G]road
Seekin' my [G/F#]fame and [Em]fortune
And [Am]lookin' for a pot of [D]gold
[G]Things got bad, and [Em]things got worse
I [C]guess you know the [G]tune
Oh, Lord, [D]stuck in Lodi a[C]gain[G]
I rode in on a Greyhound,
I'll be walkin' out if I go
I was just passin' through
Must be seven months or more
Ran out of time and money
Looks like they took my friends
Oh, Lord, stuck in Lodi again
The man from the magazine
Said I was on my way
Somewhere I lost connection
Ran out of songs to play
I came into town on a one-night stand
Looks like my plans fell through
Oh, Lord, stuck in Lodi again
If I only had a dollar
For every song I've sung
And every time I've had to play
While people sat there drunk
You know I'd catch the next train
Back to where I live
Oh, Lord, stuck in Lodi again
604
posted on
08/20/2003 8:02:47 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: cherry_bomb88
Hey C-Bomb, you ever heard this diddy?!
{t:Bad Moon Rising}
{st:Creedence Clearwater Revival}
[D]I see the [C]bad [G]moon [D]rising, [D]I see [C]trouble [G]on the [D]way
[D]I see [C]earth[G]quakes and [D]lightning, [D]I see [C]bad [G]times [D]today
{c:Chorus:}
{soc}
[G]Don't go around tonight, well it's [D]bound to take your life
[C]There's a [G]bad moon on the [D]rise
{eoc}
[D]I hear [C]hurri[G]canes [D]blowing, [D]I know the [C]end is [G]coming [D]soon
[D]I fear [C]rivers [G]over[D]flowing, [D]I hear the [C]voice of [G]rage and [D]ruin
{c:Chorus}
[D]Hope you [C]got your [G]things [D]together, [D]hope you are [C]quite [G]prepared to [D]die
[D]Looks like [C]we're in for [G]nasty [D]weather, [D]one eye is [C]taken [G]for an [D]eye
{c:Chorus}
{c:Chorus}
FReegards...MUD
605
posted on
08/20/2003 8:04:45 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Cyber-Band
"Fortunate Son"
(As sung by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
[G]Some folks are born [F]made to wave the flag
[C]Ooh, they're red, white and [G]blue
[G]And when the band plays "[F]Hail to the Chief"
[C]Ooh, they point the cannon at [G]you y'all
{c:Chorus}
[G]It ain't me, [D]it ain't me, [C]I ain't no senator's [G]son y'all
[G]It ain't me, [D]it ain't me, [C]I ain't no fortunate [G]one no
[G]Some folks are born [F]silver spoon in hand
[C]Lord, don't they help them[G]selves y'all
[G]But when the tax man [F]comes to the door
[C]Lord, the house look a like a [F]rummage sale yeah
{c:Chorus}
[G]It ain't me, [D]it ain't me, [C]I ain't no millionaire's [G]son y'all
[G]It ain't me, [D]it ain't me, [C]I ain't no fortunate [G]one no
[G]Some folks inherit [F]star spangled eyes
[C]Ooo, they send you down to [G]war y'all
[G]It ain't me, [F]it ain't me
[C]Im no fortunate [F]one, one
{c:Chorus}
[G]It ain't me, [D]it ain't me, [C]I ain't no millionaire's [G]son y'all
[G]It ain't me, [D]it ain't me, [C]I ain't no fortunate [G]one no
Creedence Clearwater REVISITED played locally tonite and I hadta work...DAMMIT!!
MUD
606
posted on
08/20/2003 8:09:55 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: cherry_bomb88; 88; sultan88; FBD
"Oakland squeaked by Boston" I'm proud of my A's...if the Big 4 stay healthy thru the post-season, they might just go ahead and win it all this year...MUD
607
posted on
08/20/2003 8:22:48 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
"Higher"
When dreaming I'm guided through another world
Time and time again
At sunrise I fight to stay asleep
'Cause I don't want to leave the comfort of this place
'Cause there's a hunger, a longing to escape
From the life I live when I'm awake
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?
Can you take me higher?
To the place where blind men see
Can you take me higher?
To the place with golden streets
Although I would like our world to change
It helps me to appreciate
Those nights and those dreams
But, my friend, I'd sacrifice all those nights
If I could make the Earth and my dreams the same
The only difference is
To let love replace all our hate
So let's go there
Let's make our escape
Come on, let's go there
Let's ask can we stay?
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
And make them mine
Heh heh heh...MUD
608
posted on
08/20/2003 8:23:33 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim; yankhater; cherry_bomb88
"...stuck in Lodi again..."As you can tell by my many tag lines that CCR is one of my fave groups. I was tinkering with a version of this called "Loudoun"
It was two years ago
Yankhater struck out on his own
Seekin' his first employment
His BA degree still warm
Things got bad, a liberal curse
I undersand it so well
Stuck in Loudoun again.
609
posted on
08/20/2003 8:24:15 PM PDT
by
sultan88
("the man from the magazine said I was on my way, somewhere I lost connection...")
To: Mudboy Slim
"...one of yer many wives a nice dinner on the town.."For this special (and long-awaited) occasion, I may bring the wife by my first marriage.
610
posted on
08/20/2003 8:26:49 PM PDT
by
sultan88
("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
To: Mudboy Slim
"Bad Moon Rising"I can't wait fer yer FReep of this great one!
611
posted on
08/20/2003 8:28:42 PM PDT
by
sultan88
("Five year plans and new deals, wrapped in golden chains...")
To: Mudboy Slim; cherry_bomb88
"...if the Big 4 stay healthy thru the post-season..."Well, funny you say that. Within the past week, Hudson hurt his hand and Mulder strained his hip. It's time for the hitters to do their part now. C'mon Tejada, ya Bum!!
612
posted on
08/20/2003 8:32:10 PM PDT
by
sultan88
("The crowd had rushed together, tryin' to keep warm...")
To: conservativemusician
Sometimes, I inadvertantly repeat myself...
"Paint It Black"
(As sung by The Rolling Stones)
[Fm]I see a red door and I [C7]want it painted black
[Fm]No colours anymore I [C7]want them to turn black
[Fm]I [Eb]see the [Ab]girls walk by dressed [Fm]in their summer clothes
I [Eb]have to [Ab]turn my h[Eb]ead un[Bb]til my darkness goes
[Fm]I see a line of cars and [C7]they're all painted black
[Fm]With flowers and my love both [C7]never to come back
[Fm]I see [Eb]people [Ab]turn their heads and [Fm]quickly look away
Like a [Eb]new born [Ab]baby [Eb]it just [Bb]happens every day
[Fm]I look inside myself and [C7]see my heart is black
[Fm]I see my red door and I [C7]want it painted black
[Fm]Maybe [Eb]then I'll [Ab]fade away and [Fm]not have to face the facts
It's not [Eb]easy [Ab]facing [Eb]up when [Bb]your whole world is black
[Fm]No more will my green sea go [C7]turn a deeper blue
[Fm]I could not foresee this thing [C7]happening to you
[Fm] If [Eb]I look [Ab]hard en[Eb]ough in[Fm]to the setting sun
My [Eb]love will [Ab]laugh with [Eb]me be[Bb]fore the morning [C7]comes
I wanna see your [Fm]face painted black, [C7]black as night
I [Fm]wanna see the sun blotted [C7]out from the sky
I wanna see it [Fm]painted, painted, painted, painted bl[C7]ack, [Fm]yeah
FReep this...MUD
613
posted on
08/20/2003 8:32:55 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: sultan88
"Within the past week, Hudson hurt his hand and Mulder strained his hip." That's my point, but these young'uns heal up really fast...
"It's time for the hitters to do their part now. C'mon Tejada, ya Bum!!"
Yep...that catcher got us a nice 3-run dinger last night, didn't he?!...haven't seen a score fer this evening, but Lilly's definitely the one the Bosox wanna light up...MUD
614
posted on
08/20/2003 8:35:27 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: sultan88
"CCR is one of my fave groups" If I wuz a good'n, I'da known that and asked ya to be my guest at the Credence Clearwater Revisited concert at Innsbruck this evening...instead, I was preparing one of my rental properties fer sale afore headin' fer Nags Head in the mornin'...my Realtor's holdin' an Open House up on The Hill on Sunday if yer bored...LOL!!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...wouldn't it be kewl if we got a movement goin' afore November 2004 callin' fer Slick Willie to be RE-IMPEACHED fer the purpose of DE-PENSIONIN' him in perpetuity fer the crimes he's committed against this Country and HumanityEnMasse?!
615
posted on
08/20/2003 8:43:37 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: conservativemusician
Betcha that Yankee guitarist knows this tune...
"More Than A Feeling"
(To be sung to Boston)
{define: D/F# base-fret 1 frets 2 0 0 2 3 2}
{c:intro}
[D] [Dsus4] [D] [Csus9] [G/B] [G]
I [D]woke up this [Dsus4]morni[D]ng and the[Csus9] sun was [G/B]gone, [G]
Turned on some music to start my day,
And lost myself in a familiar song.
I close my eyes and I [C9]slip away... [G/B] [Am] [Em/G] [D]
{c:chorus}
It's [G]more than a [C]feeling [Em](more than a feeli[D]ng)
When I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling)
And I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
'Till I [G]see Marianne [C]walk a-[Eb]way,
[Em7]I see m[Asus4]y Maria[A]nne [A2]walk[A]ing away.
{eoc}
[G] [D/F#] [Em7] [D]
So many people have come and gone,
Their faces fade as the years go by;
Yet I still recall as I wander on, as clear as the sun
In the summer sky.
{c:chorus}
[Bm] [A] [G] [D/F#]Hey! [Asus4] [A]
{c:solo}
A | D G/D G | D/F# A | D G/D G | D/F# A | D G | Bm A | D G/D Bm G/D |
Em G/D Asus4 A | G |
When I'm tired and thinking cold,
I hide in my music, forget the day and
Dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slips away[G/B]. [Csus2] [A]
[Dsus2] [Dsus4]She [D]slipped [Csus2] [G/B] [D] [Dsus4]away [Csus2] [G/B] [G] [D] [Dsus4] [Csus2] [G/B] [D] [Dsus4] [Csus2] [G/B]
[Am] [Em/G] [D]
{c:chorus}
616
posted on
08/20/2003 8:48:19 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: Mudboy Slim
"Paint It Black" That reminds me. I hafta announce the winner of the colorful song title contest from early on in this thread and mail out the prize.
617
posted on
08/20/2003 8:55:53 PM PDT
by
sultan88
("The crowd had rushed together, tryin' to keep warm...")
To: Mudboy Slim; iceskater; jla; AdSimp; cherry_bomb88; Corin Stormhands
"...wouldn't it be kewl if we got a movement goin' afore November 2004 callin' fer Slick Willie to be RE-IMPEACHED fer the purpose of DE-PENSIONIN' him in perpetuity fer the crimes he's committed against this Country and HumanityEnMasse?!"Well, this sort of thing should be kicked off at a redtablemeeting, doncha think?
618
posted on
08/20/2003 8:59:00 PM PDT
by
sultan88
("The crowd had rushed together, tryin' to keep warm...")
To: sultan88
"early on in this thread" THAT was THIS thread...LOL!! That's seems like forever ago!! I'll try to FReep something up in Nags Head and get XXI started up...MUD
619
posted on
08/20/2003 9:02:34 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
To: sultan88
"...this sort of thing should be kicked off at a redtablemeeting" Reckon yer right...I'm gettin' sick of folks claiming Bill Clinton was a decent POTUS when I know fer a FACT that he personally authorized the MASS-MURDER of 78 innocent Americans at Waco and caused untold damage to our National Security with his underhanded dealin's with the Chi-Coms!! All I want is fer every Congressperson runnin' fer reelection in November 2004 to take a stand--PRO or CON--regarding RE-IMPEACHMENT of the Traitor-In-Chief so as to give the Senators a chance to redeem themselves with a vote to NOT ACQUIT Osama bil Clinton!! PRO or CON?! Arnie gets to be the first one to make a stand...LOL!!
RedTableMeeting hereby affirmed...MUD
620
posted on
08/20/2003 9:13:11 PM PDT
by
Mudboy Slim
(RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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