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Black XX: "Ain't Jokin'!!"
The Infamous MudCave ^
| 11 June 2003
| Mudboy Slim
Posted on 06/11/2003 9:25:54 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Germany; Miscellaneous; Philosophy; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: clinton; corruption; juanitabroaderick; murder; rape; reimpeachment; scandal; slickwillie; somalia; treason
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To: Mudboy Slim; Landru; sultan88
Nice tune there, my FRiend!
BTW, watt is the current status of the wager?
Last I heard, T-Mac and Slick were as free as O.J. Simpson, and still calling the shots over at the D.N.C.
However, I seem to recall you getting an offer of clemency, in exchange for you giving the missus a night out on the town, with dinner at a four star resteraunt. Sounds like a win-win to me, Slim!
581
posted on
08/13/2003 11:34:41 PM PDT
by
FBD
("A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it."-- Oscar Levant)
To: sultan88; Landru; Mudboy Slim; FBD
"I will carefully scrutinize the news for the next 24 hours for information of Terry McAuliffe's arrest, indictment, or resignation."Could not find any news of T. Mac's demise. My judgment is for Landru.
The Sultan
Wager Judge
582
posted on
08/14/2003 4:08:12 AM PDT
by
sultan88
("Five year plans and new deals, wrapped in golden chains...")
To: Mudboy Slim
Did one of your songs get pulled in #571??
583
posted on
08/14/2003 4:12:45 AM PDT
by
sultan88
("Five year plans and new deals, wrapped in golden chains...")
To: cherry_bomb88
The only guys that spring to mind are Elvis and Hendrix.
Jerry Garcia was in the military, but I think he was not honorably discharged.
You are correct, FYC were English.
To: conservativemusician
As in Jimmi Hendrix????
585
posted on
08/14/2003 6:20:29 AM PDT
by
cherry_bomb88
(The mind is its own place, and in itself can make heaven of hell, a hell of heaven~Milton)
To: cherry_bomb88
Yep. Jimi was in the Air Force.
To: conservativemusician
That's cool to learn!
587
posted on
08/14/2003 8:04:02 AM PDT
by
sultan88
("Five year plans and new deals, wrapped in golden chains...")
To: sultan88; cherry_bomb88; Mudboy Slim
588I feel pithy, I feel pithy!!
588
posted on
08/14/2003 8:05:42 AM PDT
by
sultan88
("Five year plans and new deals, wrapped in golden chains...")
To: cherry_bomb88; sultan88
West W L Pct
Seattle 73 47 .608
Oakland 69 51 .575
Anaheim 56 64 .467
Texas 53 67 .442
The Lost Angels...less than .500...OUCH! Better start putting some packing foam in that wine crate.
589
posted on
08/14/2003 8:51:34 AM PDT
by
FBD
("A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it."-- Oscar Levant)
To: Mudboy Slim
!!!!!!!
590
posted on
08/14/2003 9:27:43 AM PDT
by
stand watie
(Resistence to tyrants is obedience to God. -Thomas Jefferson)
To: conservativemusician
Actually, I was told by some authorities he was 101st
591
posted on
08/14/2003 9:35:36 PM PDT
by
cherry_bomb88
(The mind is its own place, and in itself can make heaven of hell, a hell of heaven~Milton)
To: FBD
yes, they are coming close to being mathematically eliminated, aren't they?
592
posted on
08/14/2003 9:36:53 PM PDT
by
cherry_bomb88
(The mind is its own place, and in itself can make heaven of hell, a hell of heaven~Milton)
To: cherry_bomb88
Power just came back.
Still some areas of NYC are out.
This was freaky.
To: sultan88
"Could not find any news of T. Mac's demise. My judgment is for Landru."Well then that wraps it up, "officially."
Thank you quite sincerely my friend, for your expert job as referee in this year-long contest between that kid & I.
No one could've done it better.
Hated to have to go to the mat with the boy as I knew from the get-go it'd be -- at best -- a very hollow victory.
...but that's the way of it, sometimes.
594
posted on
08/15/2003 9:06:13 AM PDT
by
Landru
To: FBD
"However, I seem to recall you getting an offer of clemency, in exchange for you giving the missus a night out on the town, with dinner at a four star resteraunt. Sounds like a win-win to me, Slim!"Y'know the way I engineered this thing, Mr.M?
The kid couldn't lose.
Now let us see just *how* he snatches defeat from the jaws of victory.
...shall we? ;^)
595
posted on
08/15/2003 9:09:40 AM PDT
by
Landru
To: conservativemusician
I just wonder how many babies will be born about 9 months from now! :-D
596
posted on
08/15/2003 1:00:22 PM PDT
by
cherry_bomb88
(The mind is its own place, and in itself can make heaven of hell, a hell of heaven~Milton)
To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim; Corin Stormhands; iceskater; jla; AdSimp
Did any of you see State Delegate Cole's Letter to the Editor of the RT-D Friday? In it he deftly and surgically destroys the Times-Dispatch's plaid-jacketed, bow-tied, political leftist buffoon, one Jeff Schapiro. If you haven't seen it, go find it. It's the best anti-Schapiro piece of art since Mudboy's diatribe of 2000!
597
posted on
08/16/2003 10:01:10 AM PDT
by
sultan88
("Five year plans and new deals, wrapped in golden chains...")
To: sultan88
Yeah, I saw that. Nicely done.
To: sultan88
What did Shapiro say that required a letter to the editor? I missed it, so I'm going to have to did out Friday's papers and see what he said.
To: iceskater; cherry_bomb88
As I recall, it was a typical Schapiro diatribe against the Virginia GOP. It was great seeing ole Jeffy called on it!
BTW 600!!!
600
posted on
08/18/2003 7:32:50 AM PDT
by
sultan88
("Five year plans and new deals, wrapped in golden chains...")
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