Black XX: "Ain't Jokin'!!"

The Infamous MudCave ^ | 11 June 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

[cherry_bomb88]

Thanks for the encouragement....the final "sweetness" will be to post the before & after pictures!

[cherry_bomb88]

Yes, jla, when is the closing??? Will I be there at the right time to see this house????

It is *possible* (but not firm or planned yet) that I will be there Aug 1-4 (well, really the 1 & 4 are travel dates and a waste..so 2&3)

[Mudboy Slim]

"MAC-AULIFFE!!"
(To be sung to Hank Williams, Jr.'s version of his daddy's song, "KAW-LIGA!!")

McAuliffe is a two-bit minion grovellin' fer RAT's Whores!!
He sold his Soul to Ol' Slick Willie...sold Chi-Coms OUR Guns of War!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! Grinnin' there as if Right doesn't know...
FReepers demand answers...you gotta go!!

T-Mac always wore his pin-striped suits and pissed good folks off a lot...
That Traitor stole from Union folks and smoked way too much pot!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOHHH!!! Too corrupt to ever do what's Right...
Because yer heart is stained from constant lyin'!!

(CHORUS)
IN-DICT McAuliffe...Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT McAuliffe...'Tis in Prison he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Slick's schnozz is red...
McAuliffe, yer Party's good as dead!!

(Good little bit of fiddlin')

McAuliffe is a lowly minion...Sheeple just don't care.
His fate is fixed to the Clinton Traitors, but DemVoters ain't aware!!
MAC-AULIFFE!!! OOOOOOOOOOHHH!! In yer trial, evidence'll grow...
Right'll make sure, then, the Sheeple know.

Then one day that Winnick shyster bought the DNC head...
RATS schnooker'd, lord, them RINO knaves...fer Justice Mudboy prayed!!
MAC-AULIFFE!! OOOOOOOOOHHH!! PUNK stole it all from you and me...
Git Justice fer McLowlife's Scheme.

IN-DICT MAC-AULIFFE!! Equal Justice demands this!!
CON-VICT MAC-AULIFFE!! In a prison cell he shall live!!
Is it any wonder that Left's face is red...
MAC-AULIFFE...RAT Party's good as dead!!!

Mudboy Slim

Me and the Missuz were married nine years ago today at the St. John's Church on Church Hill in Richmond, VA...the same church wherein Patrick Henry gave his famous "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" speech. Any role that this thread can play in the Inevitable Indictment of DNC Chairman Terrence "The Punk" McAuliffe is dedicated to my partner-fer-life.

Let's Roll...MUD

1 posted on 07/31/2002 2:03 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

BTW...the 31st is me and the Missuz' 10th...what's a good anniversary gift, y'all?!

[cherry_bomb88]

DO NOT give her a gift certificate. I suggest a romantic evening out without the kids ;o)

[Mudboy Slim]

"I Know Who Algore Will Pick!!"

"As is political tradition, Al Gore has been mostly silent this week, choosing to spend time with his family on the Outer Banks of North Carolina. Gore said he planned to spend some time reading and making the decision concerning his running mate. I know who that running mate is. "

Good stuff...

LOL...MUD

BTW...Could not find anybody named 'mike2right'

[Mudboy Slim]

"...romantic evening out without the kids..."

That's a given...but I want to get her something special, too...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Sun-Tzu's 'Art of War': "Ground Formation"

"In warfare, there are flight, insubordination, deterioration, collapse, chaos, and setback.
These six situations are not caused by Heaven or Ground, but by the general.

If the forces are equal, and one attacks ten, this is called flight.
If the troops are strong but the officers weak, this is called insubordination.
If the officers are strong but the troops weak, this is called deterioration.
If the officers are angry and insubordinate, doing battle with the enemy under anger and insubordination, and the general does not know their abilities, this is called collapse.
If the general is weak and not disciplined, his instructions not clear, the officers and troops lack discipline and their formation in disarray, this is called chaos.
If the general cannot calculate his enemy, and uses a small number against a large number, his weak attacking the strong, and has no selected vanguard, this is called setback.

"These are the six Ways of defeat. They are the general's responsibility, and must be examined."

I believe the RATS are in a state of collapse, verging on chaos...MUD


26 posted on 10/17/2002 11:46 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[cherry_bomb88]

Ok....at the risk of some of you making wise cracks.....truly, pearls are nice. So, I'd go with a pearl necklace

[Mudboy Slim]

"New Bridge to FReedom!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Stairway To Heaven")

(TheBigMan on twelve-string...MUD on flute...)

There's a Party who's sure...
All Left's Minions Are Dolts...
They're defilin' Right's New Bridge to FReedom.
When Left first hears...they know...
Medyuh Whore'd is RATS' Ho!!
HollyWeirdSlick will git what he raped for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And RATS're lyin' 'bout Slick Willie's Treason.
There are signs Left Shall Fall!!
'Cuz Truth haunts Left fer sure...
And you know Willie's words have no meaning.
In a cave, reading books,
There's a Patriot who sings...
"Lib'rals, all of yer thoughts are Ms. Streisand!!

Oooh...it makes me wonder.
Ooooh...don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get...
When I look at the Left
And my spirit starts crying "They're dimwits!!"
Yes, MUD's thoughts Right Shall Sing...
Rings of smoke from MUD's cave...
Heed the voices of those who hear Limbaugh!!

Oooh...Rush makes me wonder.
Oooh...don't Rush make Left shudder?!

Next, MUD whispered that soon...
"If Right all sings in tune...
Then, George Dubyuh shall lead us with Reason!!"
And a new day will dawn...
For those who stand strong...
And our children will burst out in laughter!!
(Does Anybody Remember Laughter?!!)

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a question in your head, folks,
Don't be alarmed now...
It's a reaction to the RAPE-King!!
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
And, my Lib'ral FRiends,
Folks, there's still time to change the road you're on!!

Folks, it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

The Left is drownin' and RATS won't go
To where Ol' Slick's goin'...
John Ashcroft's callin' you to join him!!
Sweet ladies, can you hear Left's Lies Flow?!
And did you know...
Yer FReedom lies with the RighteousRightWi~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we Fight DemLib'ral HO's...
Dutch Reagan's larger than Left knows.
There walks a Nation Strong and Bold!!
Who knows what's Right...WE want to show...
How America's future is gold...
And if you listen very hard
MUD's tunes will come to you at last.
When all are 0one and Guv'ment's small-yeah...
'Cuz Right Shall Rock and Then We'll Ro__ll!!

And Right's Building a New Bridge to FReedom!!

FReegards...MUD

"USO Canteen...FReeperStyle!!"

Lookin' forward to yer return, Miz Bunny...MUD

1 posted on 11/15/2002 4:06 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Always the innuendo with you, ain't it?!

SHEEEEESH...MUD

[Alamo-Girl]

Thank you so much for the lyrics! Hugs!!!

[cherry_bomb88]

I would have just posted it....seriously, though...if she doesn't have one, that is a fabulous gift...pearls go with everything from a sweater & jeans to an evening gown.

[Calpernia]

Haven't seen you since christmas. How are you? Nice song.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Tyranny"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Jeremy")

At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job."
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!

Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!!!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!!!!

Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy.
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.

Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATS Today!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim'll smoke Slick...RATS Beware!!

Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard.

FReegards...MUD

5 posted on 09/29/2002 2:48 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Hugs backatcha, A-G...hope all's goin' well fer ya...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Haven't seen you since christmas."

Really?! I was all over FF.com 'til a coupla months ago...good to see you, too, and thanks fer the kudos.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

FR.com...DOH!!

[Alamo-Girl]

All is fine here! Hope all is fine with you, too! Hugs!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks fer the "fabulous gift" idea...I'll let you know once I decide.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Whuppin' Post!!"
(To be sung to Allman Brothers' Band's "Whippin' Post")

Right's been run down, and Right's been lied 'bout...
And I don't know why Right let DemMedyuhLib'rals make US their fools!!
Left took all OUR money...to pay DemRATWhore'ds!!
Now RATS're with some of Slick's Chi-ComBuddies...
Treasonin' with OsamaBill!!

CHORUS:
Sometimes I feel...next, Right Shall FReep!!
Folks, Rights been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' Medyuh Whore'd!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

(Some very kewl guitar jammin')

My FRiends tell me...that Justice'll Evade Klintoon...
That Right's gotta stand by and take it, Nation, 'cuz the Sheeple're Fools!!
Forget all OUR tomorrows...and accept all SlickWillie's SCUM!!
But nothin'll ever change, RAT Slime'll win the day...
If Right Don't Fight On!!!

CHORUS
First, Right Shall FReep...next, Slick Shall Squeeeeeal!!
Folks, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

(Mo' betta guitar jammin')

Ahh...ohhh...Fer Justice I FReep...Folks, Help US FReep!!
Yes, Right's been tied to the whuppin' post!!
FRied by DemLib'ralDOLTS!!
Lied to by RATS' MedyuhHO's!!
Good Lord, Right Must Fight Left's VileOnes!!

Mudboy Slim

101 posted on 11/20/2002 3:24 PM EST by Mudboy Slim