Posted on 06/11/2003 9:25:54 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")
Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!
Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!
'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!
I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!
(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!
I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!
(Mo' funky guitar)
WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!
Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD
Seattle 54 31 .635 --
Oakland 48 37 .565 6.0
Anaheim 43 41 .512 10.5
Big '88...it's time for an update on both Mud & Dru's wager and my wager with FBD!
The jig's up a month from this coming Sunday...looks like cynical ol' Landru was right and McAwful's gonna survive all his criminal behavior just like his butt-buddy Slick Willie has to date. Despite my respect for Dubyuh and his steadfast commitment in fighting the War on Terror, he's really been a MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT when it comes to domestic pandering to the Left and his unwillingness to take on the KorruptKlintonKlan. Reckon the BushBashers were right to a certain extent.
Hope everyone's doing well...
FReegards...MUD
BTW...I am making a wager on myself.....well, ok, I'm setting a goal and rewarding myself once I accomplish it.
I feel by stating that "wager" here that I'll be more "accountable" to actually accomplish the task.
It all started when my boss was traveling with me this week and he said "you are not doing anything to take care of YOU, you are so busy taking care of everyone else you've forgot about you....I want you to join a gym to help get you back healthy & relieve some stress. I'll pay for it if you promise to go 3 x's a week minimum and work out, don't just stare at the men." Translation "omg, you've put on weight"...
Well, whatever the "meaning" behind his offer....I'm not a fool and I ran out that night and signed up for this new fangled woman's work out, Curves. I've had friends that have had GREAT success with it. And, no men to distract me from the task at hand.
Each time I lose 10% of my weight until I get to my desired weight I will buy myself a nice new outfit at Marshall Fields (and no I'm not telling you where I'm starting and where the desired weight is...I'll tell you at the end when I've acheived my goal...or...how about when I'm half way there???)
So, don't tempt me with chocolate (unless it's sugar free/fat free)....I'm going to do this! I went today and I really liked it. And on the in between days I'm going to stay somewhat active and I've vowed to eat healthier and drink my water. :o)
That comes Sunday, the 11-month anniversary.
Ah, ya might be wise to not mention this wager any more. Maybe FBD will have forgotten it. Else, some expensive wine will be westward ho-ing it in October!
Congrats kiddo. I think you will win! I like the plan.
So, if you do happen to come to Richmond this summer and you do attend a redtablemeeting, you will pass on the dessert???
Exactly my motivation for commencing the Black threads in the first place...I'm honored that you deemed this the appropriate venue fer stating yer noble intentions, my FRiend!!
Good luck...takin' care of the temple's gotta be a lifelong endeavor fer us all.
FReegards...MUD
Eleven damned months...lot's happened over that period, my FRiend, but T-Mac ain't got a scratch on him. I just knew the damned RATS would jettison him at some point, but he's got his hooks too deep into Slick Willie and the HildaBeast fer them to let the RATS take him out. Doesn't help that the Pubbies are so gutless as REFUSE to make an example outta him. RINOs don't know how to play hardball and it's really startin' to cost the Country, IMHO.
So, when's the next RedTableMeeting?!
FReegards...MUD
BTW...at what point do we RadicalRightWingers snap at Dubyuh to git him off this RINOesque ThirdWay strategy he appears to be adopting?! El Rushbo's been hintin' at it...Dubyuh's doin' the Milquetoast vis a vis domestic policy, and if he's successful, the Conservative movement's right back where we were in '91!!
I will have the fresh berries, please. I'll have to check the location finder and find the Curves in Richmond.
And, btw....I still don't have my tickets yet....this may not come to be....but, you know, it could be in time for a housewarming party at jla's new place! LOL (kidding)
I'll keep y'all posted, would love to meet all y'all.
What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!
Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!
What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!
Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or we'll RE-IMPEACH!!!
What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!
Mudboy Slim
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
More details to follow, so bookmark this thread and bump it when you can.
Patriotic FReegards...MUD
1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Clinton@in't.completin'.his.term!! )
Sounds like a plan...when's closing?!
MUD
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