CLINTON SEX ROMP CAUGHT ON VIDEO

National Enquirer ^ | May 30, 2003 | National Enquirer

[Mister Magoo]

CLINTON SEX ROMP CAUGHT ON VIDEO!

CLINTON

Bill Clinton has been caught on videotape cheating on Hillary -- and the steamy sex romp could torpedo her political career!

Now foes of Hillary are in an all-out race to obtain the tape and publicize it, an exclusive ENQUIRER investigation has discovered.

The issue that goes on sale Friday reveals how Clinton was taped having sex in a pickup truck with a department store clerk, how Hillary's opponents plan to use the video to sabotage her political plans … and more.

Published on: May 30, 2003

[MattGarrett]

Rick Blaine: How can you close me up? On what grounds?
Captain Louis Renault: I'm shocked, shocked to find that gambling is going on in here!
[A croupier hands Renault a pile of money]
Croupier: Your winnings, sir.
Captain Louis Renault: [sotto voce] Oh, thank you very much.
- CASABLANCA

[Quix]

The other wierd bent is between his ears.

[Contra]

Was the department store clerk a man or woman?

[Diddle E. Squat]

folks round here sure are ready to believe any article that slams klintoon, even in the Enquirerer, but when criticism comes against bush, notice how they all decry said publications as "rags" or villify the authors.

Perhaps that is because we've already seen pictures of Bush in a pickup, and he was driving the truck, not Macy's Miss Daisy.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Yep, there's the headline, "Driving Miss Macy's".

[Wilhelm Tell]

I'm sure the pundits will chime in that if Clinton had sex in a department store parking lot, it is a PRIVATE matter and we should all respect his privacy...

When I think of Bubba, I almost feel sorry for Hillary and when I think of Hillary, I almost feel sorry for Bubba. When I think of either of them, mostly I feel sorry for America.

[ImpotentRage]

Interesting comment. I, personally, would not want Clinton around any CHILD of mine - boy or girl. I feel that as Clinton ages and is not able to attract women that he could very possibly turn into a Pee Wee Herman.

[Political Junkie Too]

Maybe we'll see him on celebrity boxing one of these days.

How about the claymation Celebrity Death Match!

-PJ

[Quix]

Ahhhhhhhhh, so,

that's what the Janet Zeeno and Shrillery Antoinette de Fosterizer de Sade

have scheduled an invitation only

cutting off party

for?

Just imagine the bimbos eager for a piece of that action!

[/satire]

[shotgun]

Hillary claims victim status and goes into seclusion...

[LanPB01]

Are you asking what you missed from this story, or what you missed in regards to the list of mistakes that has recently come from The New York Times? I'm going to assume everyone on FreeRebublic is familiar with Times bashing, so I'm not sure what you're asking. I was just making a joke about the credibility of The New York Times being less than that of the National Enquirer.

[WKB]

Was it an El-camino?

[Aeronaut]

The real scandal would be a tape of Bill boffing Hillary.

Remember when the Supreme Court had trouble defining pornography? I think you just solved their dilemma.

[Quix]

Very well stated.

Only, I feel sorry for the USA,

HUMANITY

AND

the world when I think of Dilldo and her hideous heinous Shrillery de Fosterizer de Sade.

[cgk]

LMAO!

No kiddin!

[BigWaveBetty]

A pick up truck? Dept. store clerk? What year is this video from I wonder.

This won't kill hill, it's designed to get sympathy.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Is an El Camino considered a pickup truck or a Wagon? I guess anything Clintigula is in would be considered a Pick Up vehicle.

[Dianna]

Yep..sounds like it was released by the Clinton admin themselves for the expresss purpose of either causing sympathy for Hillary or being able to accuse the Republicans of bad political timing...

Both! Didn't Hillary's poll numbers skyrocket during Monica? All they have to do is leak this story themselves and then they can say, "Those nasty Republicans just can't stop complaining about Bill's sex life!"

Everyone knows he's a pig. They don't care, but they do want us to shut up about it.

[I_love_weather]

This is breaking news? Isn't there a tabloid section?

Heh...

[archy]

She could arrange for him to be Arkansided - however, then she could be a martyr ala Jackie Kennedy.

Bingo. They are already comparing him to JFK...

It's a fair bet Bill won't be accepting any offers to attend a Demo fundraiser in Dallas, no matter how many younger women they offer to have available waiting for him.

But if he does suddenly assume room temperature, expect it to be in a *tragic* airplane crash- that's not at all entirely unexpected.

-archy-/-