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USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Camp Run-A-Muck ~ Starship Run-A-Muk! ~ May 30, 2003
Posted on 05/30/2003 3:41:46 AM PDT by tomkow6
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Ready to be beamed aboard ? 
Prepare to be assimilated! 
...Star Trek?....Sevenofnine?.....space ships!......the next generation?...... ......all the movies?......KLINGONS!.....phasers on STUN!......... Tribbles?......Deep Space Nine....Mr. Spock?......BORG!....Bird of Prey!...Voyager
 Welcome to StarShip RUN-A-MUK!
Your Starfleet Captain TOMKOW6  click to hear my "voices"
CAMP...the FINAL Frontier StarShip Run-A-Muk's One Day Mission: To BOLDLY go & provide Mirth, Merriment...and FUN FOR OUR TROOPS!! Kick back! Relax! Tell a joke or two! Have a brew ! The BAR is OPEN! We've got Eye candy...Mind candy...and Chicken soup for the soul! 

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Join us as we proceed at warp speed thru the Canteen Universe!
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: humor; jokes; michaeldobbs
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
If this one actually posts, let it be known as my favorite!
To: RaceBannon
It shows now!
PS geocities pics will only show in your preview, not for the rest of us.
To: tomkow6
BEAM TOM UP SCOTTY!
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:00:00 AM PDT
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Pippin
( I know that my Redeemer liveth!)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
Hi, Tonkin!
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:01:25 AM PDT
by
Pippin
( I know that my Redeemer liveth!)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; Radix; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; southerngrit; bkwells; ...
FERENGIG!!!!
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:11:32 AM PDT
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tomkow6
(.....Canteen, the FINAL frontier!.......Starship Run-A-Muck!...Prepare to be assimilated!)
To: tomkow6; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; southerngrit; Bethbg79; LaDivaLoca; ...
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:25:15 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
To: Pippin
Live long and prosper!
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:25:36 AM PDT
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tomkow6
(.....Canteen, the FINAL frontier!.......Starship Run-A-Muck!...Prepare to be assimilated!)
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; rintense; southerngrit; cmwells; ProudArmyWife; sgshep; boxerblues; ...
Duty ~ Honor ~ Country

Click above to visit "A Day in the Life of President Bush"
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:26:13 AM PDT
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Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
To: tomkow6; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; LaDivaLoca; TEXOKIE; HiJinx; rwgal; ...

A PRAYER OF PROTECTION
The light of God surround you The love of God enfold you The power of God protect you The presence of God watch over you Wherever you are,God is, And all is well. Amen.
Bless This House
Bless this house O Lord we pray;
Make it safe by night and day;
Bless these walls so firm and stout,
Keeping want and trouble out:
Bless the roof and chimneys tall,
Let thy peace lie over all;
Bless this door, that it may prove
ever open to joy and love.
Bless these windows shining bright,
Letting in God's heav'nly light;
Bless the hearth a'blazing there,
with smoke ascending like a prayer;
Bless the folk who dwell within,
keep them pure and free from sin;
Bless us all that we may be
Fit O Lord to dwell with thee;
Bless us all that one day we
May dwell O Lord with thee.
(Click on praying hands above, or on banner at the top to hear the music)
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:28:36 AM PDT
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Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
To: Kathy in Alaska; All
Hey, Kathy. How's it's going?
Freepers, if you have not yet downloaded the latest update for Windows on 811493 and you have an XP SP1-based computer please do so.
I downloaded the update yesterday and my computer runs much better and faster than it did when I downloaded the original 811493 last month.
Regards.
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:30:21 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: tomkow6

Live long and prosper !!
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:30:26 AM PDT
by
MeekOneGOP
(Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
To: tomkow6; 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; MoJo2001; LindaSOG; TEXOKIE; southerngrit; LaDivaLoca; ...
Good morning Troops, families, veterans, Canadian, Israeli, British, Australian, and Polish allies (and everybody else). Thank you for taking such good care of the USA.
Today in Anchorage, Alaska:
Sunrise 4:39am
Sunset 11:15pm

Hi 64F
Lo 47F
Comfortable, with some sun (looks like rain to me; as a matter of fact it is sprinkling right now)







Actual yesterday in Anchorage:
Hi 69F
Lo 43F
State Hi 73F Big Lake
State Lo 23F Barrow
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:37:40 AM PDT
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Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
To: All
Canteen Blessing for the Troops
May your heart be calm your voice strong steady of foot radiant of smile confident and willing knowing you are safe Blessings upon you...
bentfeather
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:39:28 AM PDT
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Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
To: Pippin
Good Morning!
To: 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub; LindaSOG; Radix; LaDivaLoca; Severa; Bethbg79; southerngrit; bkwells; ...
Your Starship Captain might be a Redneck if...
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- ...your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month
- ...he paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles
- ...you have a shuttle called "Billy Joe Bob"
- ...he refers to Klingons as "Critters"
- ...he refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns"
- ...he has the sensor array repaired with a bent coathanger and aluminum foil
- ...he installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section
- ...he says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing frequencies"
- ...he hangs fuzzy dice over the viewscreen
- ...he rewires his communicator into his belt buckle
- ...he keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it
- ...he says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage"
- ...he has a hand-tooled holster for his phaser
- ...he insists on calling his executive officer "Bubba"
- ...he sets the fore viewscreen to reruns of "Bassmaster"
- ...he programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens
- ...he paints the starship John Deere green
- ...he refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special"
- ...he refers to the Mutara Nebula as a "swamp"
- ...his moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale
- ...he sings "Lucille" instead of "Kathleen"
- ...his idea of dress uniform is CLEAN bib overalls
- ...he wears mirrored shades on the Bridge
- ...his idea of a "gas giant" is that big ol' XO Bubba after a meal of beans and weenies
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:45:10 AM PDT
by
tomkow6
(.....Canteen, the FINAL frontier!.......Starship Run-A-Muck!...Prepare to be assimilated!)
To: MeeknMing; Kathy in Alaska; LindaSOG; Radix; tomkow6

Click the pic to learn about the search for the Ralston Rocket of Space Patrol fame...
The Ralston Rocket- Prescott Arizona
Thanks to Herb Deeks for the Photos and for Jack McKirgan's comments and scans of the photo's.The attached photos are scans of the Mystery Rocket that Herb Deeks found in Prescott, Arizona in December of 1994. From my first conversation with him, I believed that it may have been one of the Ralston Rockets, but it's obviously not one of them. In many ways, this ship has lines closer to those of the Terra IV than the Ralston Rocket had. If this was originally one of the Ralston Rockets, then it was extensively reworked between the time that Ward dean found it in the 70s and four years ago.
~ Jack McKirgan, August 1999
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:50:53 AM PDT
by
HiJinx
(The right person, in the right place, at the right time...)
To: tomkow6
...he programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens Well, now...turnip greens is good eatin', ya' know.
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posted on
05/30/2003 7:52:26 AM PDT
by
HiJinx
(The right person, in the right place, at the right time...)
To: tomkow6
Good morning, Tom! Good morning, Patriotic Pattie! Great fun at Camp today.

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posted on
05/30/2003 8:00:18 AM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(God Bless America and Our Military Who Protect Her)
To: Kathy in Alaska
BTTT!!!!!!
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:04:15 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
To: tomkow6; MoJo2001; Kathy in Alaska; LindaSOG; beachn4fun; HiJinx; Johnny Gage; bkwells; ...

Good morning Troops!!!
Good morning Canteen crew!!!
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posted on
05/30/2003 8:10:50 AM PDT
by
Bethbg79
(God bless America and her Military!!)
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