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Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore - San Antonio man get complaints, says he has rights
San Antonio Express News ^ | May 5, 2003 | By Jesse Bogan / San Antonio Express-News

Posted on 05/05/2003 11:08:26 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP

Thong-clad biker has some eyes sore

 
San Antonio Express-News
 
Web Posted : 05/05/2003 12:00 AM
 
Though he appears nearly naked from time to time, Joseph Gottschalk is legally covered.

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Joseph Gottschalk causes controversy by choosing to wear the minimum amount of clothing required by law while bicycling. The thong-clad Gottschalk was riding in his neighborhood near Southside Lions Park on Saturday.
Bob Owen/Express-News
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"Don't they call that a thong? I think it's disgusting," said Norm Sutton, 66, of the undressed man who rides his bike around Southside Lions Park.

San Antonio Park Police have received several complaints over the past month about a man who cruises on a bicycle wearing only shoes and a thong — a swimsuit or undergarment that doesn't cover the buttocks.

"This is unique, let me tell you. Normal general public doesn't do that," said Park Police Capt. Raymond Castro. "But he's within his civil rights and legal rights to wear his thong."

According to state law, no offense is committed if the man has "his anus and genitals" covered, Castro said. Which the thong does, if nothing else.

Gottschalk, 52, an unemployed truck driver who dabbles in carpentry, is aware of his rights and compares riding nearly naked to driving the maximum legal speed limit.

"It doesn't take much clothing to take care of the requirement," he said. "I call it exhibitionism.

"We all claim to believe in the value of personal liberty, but we don't," he said. "No one person has the right to outrank the law and tell me what to wear."

Ed Mitchell, 63, a retired Bexar County deputy who frequents the park, shook his head at the fine line that keeps Gottschalk from going to jail for indecent exposure or disorderly conduct.

"That little bit he's got on, a fig leaf would probably cover more than that," he said.

Ivonne Castoreno, 33, said Gottschalk keeps to himself, but she changed her walking schedule after seeing him a couple of times. Her 13-year-old son was with her.

"What disturbs me is that he's doing this by a public park around small children," she said. "Look at this guy — you know, he's not hiding much. Keep it in the bedroom."

Gottschalk has been contacted by police at least 20 times in the past four years regarding his lack of attire.

When asked about the criticism, he raised his arms high and averred that seeing the human body is not traumatic.

"I am a person. How could it possibly harm anyone — child or not —— to see a person? It can't," he said.

Gottschalk, who is divorced, has four sons, ages 14 to 25.

"They consider me to be a mild embarrassment, but they love me," he said.

Some at the park near Hiawatha and Pecan Valley streets just smiled.

"He comes here often wearing the same black thong," said Marisa Ayala, 26, who like many others in the area enjoys walking in the park before the heat of the day sets in. "He doesn't look like he bothers anybody. He's just riding around."

Betty Seibold, 57, who lives down the street from Gottschalk, said she's seen him mow his lawn and wash his truck in the skimpy attire.

"From an artistic perspective, he's attractive looking," said Seibold, a retired schoolteacher of 32 years. "He's in good shape. His behavior may seem strange to us, but we are all a little strange in different ways. We are all eccentric."

Just before getting back on his bicycle, Gottschalk clipped on his cell phone.

"I am sane," he said. "Heck, I am better than sane. I basically love life. ... You gotta find some humor in life."


jbogan@express-news.net


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Front Page News; News/Current Events; US: Texas
KEYWORDS: bicyclist; bikenazi; dontlookethyl; exhibitionism; exhibitionist; gottschalk; holdmuhfigleaf; sanantonio; texas; thestreak; thong; thongcladcyclist
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To: fivecatsandadog
oooh! you're sooo diverse!!!

Yah, he made di-verse joke I be hearing.!
161 posted on 06/25/2003 6:59:01 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Bush/Cheney in '04 and Tommy Daschole out the door)
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To: girlscout
The nude body of Joseph Gottschalk...

Gee, do you think some gangsta killed him for his thong? Well, he wasn't wearing any expensive sneakers.
162 posted on 06/25/2003 7:00:44 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Bush/Cheney in '04 and Tommy Daschole out the door)
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To: martin_fierro
LOL
163 posted on 06/25/2003 8:31:40 PM PDT by lainie
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To: Bigg Red
LOL

was his thong bling-blinged out?
164 posted on 06/25/2003 8:36:35 PM PDT by lainie
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To: lainie
alright, I have to leave this thread now.
165 posted on 06/25/2003 8:36:52 PM PDT by lainie
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To: potlatch
maybe somebody got the same idea as these previous posters:

"I hope someone exercises their civil rights to beat the sh!t out of this weirdo."

"To a dozen teenagers with paintball guns, this guy could be high sport. 'Specially when you *freeze* the paintballs. No splat, huge bruise!"

Those 2 postings above appeared last month in the beginning of this thread, and i just wonder if that is how this man met his death--at the hands of people who considered him fair game for sport. very suspicious circumstances from the news accts that i read. He may have been weird in his "clothing fashion sense", but that's sure not enough reason to wish the poor man ill. I was sorry to read about his death.
166 posted on 06/25/2003 9:15:49 PM PDT by MightyMouseToSaveThe Day
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To: MightyMouseToSaveThe Day
I agree with you. He was a wierdo, and I wouldn't have liked him in my town, but if someone killed him that is sad. I couldn't help making my own little joke about the thong!
167 posted on 06/25/2003 9:22:37 PM PDT by potlatch
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To: Tijeras_Slim
LMAO........And wipe out the best womens peep show on Albuquerque Cable ????? I just spoke to my girl friday in Santa Fe and she says yo do that ya have a whuppin coming to ya !

Stay Safe !!

168 posted on 06/25/2003 9:53:20 PM PDT by Squantos (Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt.)
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To: MeeknMing; Landru; Mudboy Slim; FBD; cherry_bomb88
Landru, you been in Texas lately??
169 posted on 06/25/2003 9:59:15 PM PDT by sultan88 ("the man from the magazine said I was on my way, somewhere I lost connection...")
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To: sultan88
:^D
tryin' to rile up Dru? lol!
170 posted on 06/25/2003 10:48:56 PM PDT by FBD (Am I ambivalent? Well...yes and no...)
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To: don-o
He show his ass in my hood, me and my homies jump real ugly. Up close and personal. Reaching out hard, you know what I'm sayin'?

Yep, I sure do. And someone, literally, may have done that. Did you see the comments on posts #131 and 139 ?? . . .


171 posted on 06/26/2003 5:24:03 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: MeeknMing
LOL!!! The guy is a moron . . . and now he's had his five minutes of fame. Good bye.
172 posted on 06/26/2003 5:27:27 AM PDT by Saundra Duffy (For victory & freedom!!!)
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To: martin_fierro

173 posted on 06/26/2003 5:30:16 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: MeeknMing
I'd give him a thumbs up.
174 posted on 06/26/2003 5:33:17 AM PDT by rintense (Thank you to all our brave soldiers, past and present, for your faithful service to our country.)
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To: MeeknMing
It was reported in Sunday's paper that they found this nut's body at the bottom(no pun intended) of a cliff in one of the state parks. From what I read not many people will miss seeing him riding or mowing his grass.
175 posted on 06/26/2003 5:58:56 AM PDT by Smittie
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To: sultan88; Landru; Mudboy Slim; FBD; cherry_bomb88; rintense; Saundra Duffy
Whoops ! This guy took his last ride, ya know ?

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/906000/posts?page=139#139

#131 and #139.
176 posted on 06/26/2003 6:20:45 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: Smittie
So I heard. Story and links posted on this thread too.
177 posted on 06/26/2003 6:21:47 AM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: potlatch
Glad you agree, potlatch. of course, i think there's a difference between joking about his clothes (or lack of them) and joking about inflicting bodily harm! As odd as he was, he had grown kids and people who loved him; i hope they catch the people who did this to him (for those unaware, he was found at the bottom of a steep ravine, but his bike, shoes, and other personal effects were still at the top of the hill; very suspicious and points that the fellow was 'helped' down the cliff). I think i'll say a prayer for him.
178 posted on 06/26/2003 7:44:12 AM PDT by MightyMouseToSaveThe Day
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To: OWK
bttt
179 posted on 06/26/2003 11:10:25 AM PDT by f.Christian (( Shock -- revelations (( designed universe )) ... AWE --- you haven't seen anything - yet ))
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To: MeeknMing; sultan88; Landru; FBD; jla
Finally a picture of 'Dru!!!! *snickers*
180 posted on 06/26/2003 5:17:36 PM PDT by cherry_bomb88 (2 days 'til the HildaBeast FReep!!!!)
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