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Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"
The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 04/09/2003 8:00:05 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Foreign Affairs; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Philosophy; US: Kansas; US: North Carolina; US: Virginia; United Kingdom; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: freenations; leagueof; liberateiraq; reimpeachclinton
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To: cherry_bomb88
1400
1,401 posted on 06/09/2003 1:39:39 PM PDT by cherry_bomb88 (Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Mudboy...Happy B-day to u!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
GRRRRRRRRRRRR you snaked it out from under me....well, since it IS your b-day, I can't be too mad.
1,402 posted on 06/09/2003 1:40:24 PM PDT by cherry_bomb88 (Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Mudboy...Happy B-day to u!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Hey, I like that one!!!!!!!!!
1,403 posted on 06/09/2003 1:41:50 PM PDT by cherry_bomb88 (Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday Mudboy...Happy B-day to u!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
. . . yer only as old as you feel!!

That's right ! I just hadda birthday in April. I'll be starin' the big FIVE-O in the face next year !

Middle age is catchin' up to me, but I figure I'll match Bob Hope !! :O)

1,404 posted on 06/09/2003 1:47:17 PM PDT by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye Dixie Chimps! / Check out my Freeper site !: http://home.attbi.com/~freeper/wsb/index.html)
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To: Mudboy Slim
THERE you are! Mud, where HAVE you been?
1,405 posted on 06/09/2003 1:50:45 PM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: Mudboy Slim

1,406 posted on 06/09/2003 1:51:58 PM PDT by FreeTheHostages
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To: Mudboy Slim
40 was a great age. That whole over the hill thing is way over-rated. Personally, I plan to stay in denial permanently. Hope you had a great day.
1,407 posted on 06/09/2003 2:31:46 PM PDT by sweetliberty ("Having the right to do a thing is not at all the same thing as being right in doing it.")
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To: Mudboy Slim; jla; iceskater
A lot of black balloons on this Black Thread today. I remember 40 was a very good year for me!! But I did start downhill at 41!! Have a Great Day!!

And let's do have a RTM soon!

1,408 posted on 06/09/2003 2:57:20 PM PDT by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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To: Landru
Hey man. Welcome back to the land of the living, 'Dru!!
1,409 posted on 06/09/2003 2:58:41 PM PDT by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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To: Mudboy Slim
That's right..age is just a number. If you think you're old then it'll definitely show on the outside.
1,410 posted on 06/09/2003 7:15:01 PM PDT by goldilucky
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To: MeeknMing; Mudboy Slim
Speaking of cake, what kind did you have Mud?
1,411 posted on 06/09/2003 7:16:11 PM PDT by goldilucky
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To: Mudboy Slim; cherry_bomb88
"I usedta think 40 WAS over-the-hill, but now that I'm here, I reckon it's time to refigger that assessment...LOL!! I reckon we ain't over-the-hill 'til we allow ourselves to believe we're over-the-hill, and I there yet!!"

Sheesh! yer still wet behind the ears!

Happy Birthday, Mud. I hope it was a good one.

Fregards.

1,412 posted on 06/09/2003 9:39:01 PM PDT by FBD (...............40 ain't old...If you're a tree !!!)
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To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim
And let's do have a RTM soon!

Sure thing.
Happy Birthday, Mud.

1,413 posted on 06/10/2003 2:14:56 PM PDT by jla
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To: jla; iceskater; sultan88; AdSimp; Corin Stormhands
Muchas gracias, mi amigo...RTM is kewl con migo...MUD
1,414 posted on 06/11/2003 7:13:15 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: FBD
'Twas a happy B-day, my FRiend...I trust yo7u have received yer photos by now...MUD
1,415 posted on 06/11/2003 7:14:05 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: sultan88; Cyber-Band; Paul Cruce; AuntB; Landru; M. Thatcher; holdonnow
Limbaugh Havin’ His Say
(Sung to the tune of “Twistin’ the Night Away” By Sam Cooke)

Let me tell ya 'bout a dude
Useta be up New York way
(Where some people are so gay)
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Fuzzball has a lot of fun
Puttin' Lib’rals on the run
His fans are both old and young
Listenin’ to hear Rush say!

“Keep Freepin’, Freepin’
Everybody's Freepin’ great”
We’re Freepin’, Freepin’
Cuz Rush is leadin’ the Way!

JLA shows up in fancy clothes
Where he found them we don't know,
CM, he brought his radio,
Limbaugh is ON today!

Watching Happygal in her slacks,
As she leans on Landru’s back,
He’s concentratin' hard, while
Limbaugh is havin’ his say!

He’s talkin’, talkin’
Right Wing feelin’ great.
We’re listenin’, listenin’
Limbaugh is having his say!

Listen a while,
Callers Attack,
Rushbo hits back,
Soccer Moms, now go, now fret
Limbaugh has had his way!

FDB wearin’ blue jeans.
Shows up vid his Svedis queen.
MUD has his recordin’ machine,
Capturin’ the night’s replay!

Man you oughtta see Ice go,
Skatin' during Rush’s show,
Here you find the young and old
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Yes, Limbaugh, Limbaugh,
Makin’ us all feel great
He’s talkin’, educatin’,
El Rushbo’s having his say!

IT’S 12 O’CLOCK,
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, EIB, It’s Great!
Limbaugh having his say!

sultan88

602 posted on 02/19/2003 10:21 AM EST by sultan88 (FReepin' Sam Cooke)
1,416 posted on 06/11/2003 7:16:52 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: conservativemusician; skeeter; outerbanks; backhoe; Howlin; American in Israel; MurryMom
"Chi-Com Spies!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Lyin' Eyes")

Lib'ral Pols just seem so gawl-durned squirrelly...
SlickWillie's Whore'd says, "Trust the Commies' Bile!!"
Effete ol' men, will go now to the Jury...
They'll fess up and disgrace Left's Elite Style.
Late last night, most DemonRATS felt lonely...
Reckon every Dolt knows Clinton isn't Right!!
And it breaks MUD's heart to think RATS' love is only...
Given to Dem folks who stand fer Rape and Vice!!
So RATS tell Slick they must Vote NOW fer their Country...
To support their Nation that the Left's torn down...
But Slick knows where RATS're goin' as they're leavin'...
Left is headed for the FReepin' side of town!!

{start_of_chorus}
You can't hide yer ChiComSpies!!
Yes...Left's Vile and lost, passion-wise!!
I thought by now RATS'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

On the other side of town, Mudboy is waitin'...
With fiery eyes and dreams no RAT shall steal!!
He types on through the night, anticipatin'...
'Cuz Slick makes MUD FReep away RATS' sleazy schpiel!!
Left rushes to Slick's arms, they'll fall together!!
MUD whispers that Bill's goin' to be tried!!
RATS swear that soon they'll be comin' back, emboldened...
MUD laughs away and sings "McAuliffe's FRIED!!"

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

RATS, wake up and pour yerself a strong one...
You know now that Left's Stars just keep on LYIN'!!
Come Join the Right...We're gonna FReep the Wrong Ones!!
Slick's bed is made...we'll hang him fer his crimes!!
Left wonders how it ever got this crazy...
RATS think about the dreams they dreamed in school.
Did Left get tired or were RATS always crazy?!
They're so far gone, Left seems just like they're fools!!
My, oh my, RATS sure seem now like deranged things...
Press set it up so well, so carefully...
Ain't it funny how Left's new life didn't change things
Left's still the SocialistShills they've always been!!

RATS can't hide their ChiComSpies...
And Slick's guile is a thin disguise!!
I thought by now Left'd realize...
There ain't no way to hide Slick's Brazen Lies!!

MudboySlim (GOP Tsunami +12hours)

325 posted on 11/06/2002 4:27 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
1,417 posted on 06/11/2003 7:19:57 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: All; conservativemusician; bigman; Liz; Libloather; PhiKapMom; Jeff Head; joanie-f
"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...MUD

BTW...**S.C.U.M.=Slick Clinton's Undermining of Morality!!

537 posted on 04/17/2003 8:46 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

BTW...alternate lines...
Said MUD's a FReeper...on a mission...
We want Justice...fer Slick's sedition...
I'll play my music 'til Slick's done!!

I ain't jokin'...nor pot-smokin'...
Ashcroft's Justice's BROKEN!!
That Effete RINO's ain't worth BUNK!!

Yep...MUD's a FReeper...on a mission...
Slick's a Traitor...shall be in Prison!!
We'll FReep against RATS' lowlife S.C.U.M.!!

1,418 posted on 06/11/2003 7:57:09 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (It's all about timin', IMHO...RE-IMPEACH Osama Bil Clinton...before it's too late!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Great to see your inspiring lyrics.
1,419 posted on 06/11/2003 8:28:53 PM PDT by Liz
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To: Liz
Hey there, Liz...did you see where Terry "DaPUNK" McAuliffe's incompetence is finally startin' to grate on the DemonRAT bigwigs and he's no longer sancrosanct?! Love to see the RATS throw his sleazy carcass to the wolves...LOL!!

I'll gladly take my pound of flesh...MUD

1,420 posted on 06/11/2003 8:50:08 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (It's all about timin', IMHO...RE-IMPEACH Osama Bil Clinton...before it's too late!!)
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