Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Marines FRee 123 Iraqis from Underground HellHole!!"

"Mr Saddam's older son Uday, also used them for his harem discards. Relaying widely-believed rumours, he said: 'He would pick any young girl he liked from the street, rape her, shave her head bald and then get his guards to dump her in an underground cell.'"

DEATH to ALL Violent Rapists!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"CNNs of Commission!!"

Excellent work, Mia T, and soooo timely!! See how Uday Hussein and Bill Clinton both enjoy RAPING Innocent Women and hurting them?! CNN saw no problema with Slick Willie being a SerialRapist, so no wonder they are such unabashed supporters of Tyranny and Injustice fer the Iraqi Sheeple as well!!

The EffeteEliteCondonersOfEvil in this Country are every bit as EVIL as Soddom'sInsane and Osama bil Clinton...they could stop the Injustice, but they choose to LetItBe!!

DAMN DEMS...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Compassionate Americans/Brits Contribute to Injured IraqiBoy's Medical Care!!"

"The Daily Mirror has a fund set up for him. This really breaks my heart. I would give an arm to him if I could. But let it be remembered that his suffering is on the head of Saddam Hussein. God will hold Saddam resonsible just as Hitler is to blame for the deaths in Dresden and Tojo for the deaths in Hiroshima and Nagasaki. There comes a time that such vile evil arises that even fates such as this boy must be endured to erase a much greater evil. While he suffers and our hearts break for him, millions of others were spared endless torture at the hands of Saddam and his evil monsters." by JDGreen123

The info on the fund for this brave lad:

DONATE TO OUR ALI APPEAL Apr 11 2003

To donate to our Ali Appeal, helping victims of the war, call 0870 902 3185 or +44 870 902 3185 from outside the UK.

You can use Visa, Mastercard or Switch over the phoneline.

Or you can send in a cheque or postal order to:
Daily Mirror Ali Appeal,
PO Box 6867, London, E14 5AN.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the man [El Rushbo] was at his *brillant* best the way he synopsized CNN's position on Uday, et al. TO ANY CNN STORY he asked, "So just what DID CNN know & how long had they known it?""

LOL...yep, that was Monday, then Tuesday, he came back with the possibility that CNN is hiding Soddom'sInsane fer a blockbuster interview closer to the 2004 Election...ROFLMAO!!!

Then, I heard Ted Turner describe CNN as "The Fair and Balanced Network"...BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

RATS LIE to Demselves...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Befuddled In Baghdad...NooYawkSlimes Apple is CLUELESS!!"

"Q. As you know, both the BBC and National Public Radio have been criticized for their heavy-handed antiwar tilt. The coalition victory must be a terrible disappointment. How will they cope?

A.N.S.W.E.R.Man: The possible re-emergence of Gulf War syndrome may revive their spirits. Some analysts want to talk about the war's possible damage to crops in the Fertile Crescent. That could be kicked around awhile. There are lots of negative things to feature--troubling developments and understandable Arab turmoil as the United States strives to impose its imperial will on an ancient land, and so forth. They could keep saying it was obvious the allies would win, then add a lot of "but" clauses about things that could well go wrong. If any looters get shot, correspondents can always produce stories on how the Nazi occupation troops shot civilians in France and the Netherlands. There's plenty of room here for creativity.

Q. Didn't a lot of celebrity war critics make concern for Iraqi kids a centerpiece of their opposition to war? I notice they didn't say much about the horrific mutilation of Kurdish kids in Saddam's gas attacks. Now it turns out that Saddam had a children's jail. Some kids were in there for years for refusing to join the Baath Party's children's group, an Iraqi version of Hitler Youth. They came out signaling with both hands together to show that their wrists had been bound. Do you think the stars will comment and perhaps give the allies some credit for freeing the children?

A. You ask a lot. These are difficult days at Hollywood's Foreign Desk. Vicious cable reporters are digging up old TV clips of entertainers talking nonsense about Iraq. The reporters are showing this stuff on the air, thus creating the impression that these stars are ignorant fools! Next thing you know, people will not want to watch Susan Sarandon, Janeane Garofalo, and Rosie, thus violating the First Amendment and re-establishing the McCarthyite era in America. What was your question again? Was it something about children?

"Q. Never mind. Well, if Hollywood hasn't got much to say, what about feminists? Saddam had state-run rape teams and sent videotapes of the rapes to families. He had gender-specific tortures for women, and his son Uday had more than 200 women beheaded. He hung the heads on the doors of the women's homes. Surely feminists said something about all this."

A. I'm afraid not. The leadership of the women's movement is deep into postcolonial relativism and not inclined to say much about Third World despots. Besides, men are bad everywhere. National Organization for Women President Kim Gandy put Saddam and Bush on the same moral plane: "This has become an issue of one dictator vs. another."

Q. Isn't there something simple minded about that? How many women has Bush tortured and beheaded?

A. I guess you would have to ask Kim Gandy to check her figures.

Q. Well, what about Amnesty International? Surely they must be relieved by Saddam's overthrow.

A. If so, they are keeping their relief to themselves. Actually, Amnesty was very strong in indicting Saddam up until 9/11. But since then it has basically shut up and looked the other way. Apparently it didn't want to keep making a case against Iraq that the West might act on. It issued only two complaints about the current war, both against the allies.

Q. You mean nothing on the horrors of Saddam during the war--fake surrenders, shooting civilians, the revelations of jailed children, and all the rest?

A. Not yet. Apparently they're thinking about it.

Q. Do you sometimes think we need an entire new left side of our political spectrum?

A. Not my call. I report. You decide.

LOL...the DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!

RATS're DOLTS!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends...Blow Away Hussein!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' in the Wind!!")

How many DOLTS must a man shout down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists destroy, before RATS are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is "Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!"
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!

How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-minions persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is Blowin' Out the Ditz's!!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man RAPE before John Ashcroft sees Slick's crimes?!
How many deaths will it take 'til World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is RE-IMPEACHING Slick!!

Black XVI FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"Then, I heard Ted Turner describe CNN as 'The Fair and Balanced Network.'"

So what?
What'd you think he'd say??
The bi-polar manic depressed SOB is up to his *navel* in AOL/TW stock, for chrissakes.

Prediction: Rush is gonna have a virtual *field* day with the asshole Liberal-Socialist Tim Robbins; following, yesterday's embarrassing NPC debacle.
The loveable fuzzball must be simply licking his chops. :o)

This is one Liberal-Socialist who just doesn't "get it" & as such has offered himself up [read: *career*] as an *example*; because, frankly the guy's now personna non grata (even with Hollywierdos too, I'd bet) to an overwhelming number of the American public.
I *distinctly* saw terminal shock in the bugger Robbin's eyes.

Conserve it?

...it's a damned good thing Robbins' check has long since cleared. ;^)

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRiends of Slick Willie"
(To be sung to the Grateful Dead's "Friend of the Devil")

We abhor Butch Reno...and we'll take Slick Willie down.
Honor 'tis to FReep fer Right till Big Guv'ment's not around.
Ya think I'm funnin' as I make my rhymes...
But friends of Slick Willie ain't no FRiends of mine!!
Leftist HO's defend Slick's Blight...
TREASON's why we FReep tonigh-ight!!

Clinton is Pure Evil, knaves...Slick snowed Dem-Medyuh shills!!
Cowed the Right from action...let's be Brave and DETHRONE Bill!!
Future's Sunny, but we'll first smite Slime...
No friend of Bill Clinton is a FRiend of mine!!
Leftists know Clinton's not Right...
Justice's why we FReep...tonigh-ight!!

I drove on up to DeeCee...brain-dead Lib'rals fought me there.
Took my hard-earned dollar bill but I vanquished their PUNK, Terry.
Think I'm funnin' but I know what's Right...
DemFriends of Bill Clinton shall be Doin' Time!!
I set goals...ain't 'fraid ta Fight...
Justice's why I FReep tonigh-ight!!!

Got two reasons why I stay awake each lonely night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty and she's my heart's delight.
Second one is Justice, Willie, Ol' Mudboy's on yer tail!!
And when MUD catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Slick, but yer thugs shan't cow me!!!
Broaddrick says Slick raped her, Tom, but Brokaw said, "BITE ME!!!"
Lib'rals' Love Him, but I think Slick's SLIME!!
No friend of Slick Willie shall be FRiends o' mine.
I set goals, ain't 'fraid ta fight...Justice's why MUD FReeps tonight!!!

(BigMan on guitar, Fireman John on mandolin...justa cookin'!!)

Got two reasons why I FReep away each doggone night.
The first one's named Sweet Liberty, my God, I know I'm Right!!
Second one is Justice, Terry, MUD knows yer Sordid Tale...
And when Truth catches up with you, you'll spend yer life in jail!!

Gotta wife and children, Bill, and you got Hillary...
Chelsea knows she's not yer child, Webb Hubbell's genes flow free.
Think I'm funnin' but Slick's arse is mine!!
No friend of Bill Clinton, boy, Justice Be Thine!!
Bill can roam...but Slick can't hide!!
Justice makes MUD FReep fer Righ-ight!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Prediction: Rush is gonna have a virtual *field* day with the asshole Liberal-Socialist Tim Robbins; following, yesterday's embarrassing NPC debacle. The loveable fuzzball must be simply licking his chops. :o)"

Not only Limbaugh, but all the li'l Limbaughs like my local 3-7 am dude, Michael Graham...he played Robbins' paranoid words and the callers and he just had a field day laffin' at the LeftistDOLTduJour!!

"This [robbins] is one Liberal-Socialist who just doesn't "get it" & as such has offered himself up [read: *career*] as an *example*; because, frankly the guy's now personna non grata (even with Hollywierdos too, I'd bet) to an overwhelming number of the American public. I *distinctly* saw terminal shock in the bugger Robbin's eyes."

I really enjoyed "Shawshank Redemption", but I will NEVER contribute a penny to any venture Robbins is involved in...and I KNOW you and I aren't the only Americans who feel this way!!

Right's Winning, my FRiends, let's pick it up another notch!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Yeah, American Woman's been FReeped into "American Lib'rals!!" and I'll ping you to it once I track it down. Here's one of my favorites...

"He Was From Kansas..."
(To be sung to Jimmy Buffet's "He Went to Paris")

He was from Kansas...in FlyOver Country...
Where Dorothy chased her rainbow.
He was impressive...the Senior Class President...
In DoverTown he did grow.
Slopped hogs, fed chickens...just full of the dickens...
"What a fine boy," folks would say.
'Cuz he was a winner, his life just beginnin'...
And eighteen blessed years slipped away.

He went to college, then joined the Navy...
And married a teacher named Sue.
They had a fine life...she was a good wife...
And bore him four sons...what a crew!!
That man coached some football...and he camped with Weeb'los...
While defending his Country each day!
'Cuz he was a patriot...promoted to Captain...
An aircraft carrier he did sail!!

Went to war with the Navy...while Sue loved his babies...
Traded audiotapes ev'ry week.
'Cuz he knew what mattered, the Old World was shatterin'...
And Socialists SLAUGHTER the meek!!
While the bombs were a'fallin', he was recallin'...
His kin and his li'l town.
And he fought fer his Nation, secured the oceans...
Returned to Norfolk and cheerin' crowds.

(Mudboy on harp...)

Now he lives near the beach, man...golfs on the weekends...
And starts cheerin' his Redskins each May.
Tracin' his kin's roots, buyin' up Richmond,
With his many grandkids he'd play.
Through sixty-odd years of perpetual motion...
Ask this sailor and he'll smile and he'll say,
"Son, my life's been magic...not much has been tragic...
And I look forward to every day!!"

He is from Kansas...where Honor still matters...
And Dorothy found her rainbow!!

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 06/19/2000 01:57:34 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Good parents are the Real Heroes!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

Gotta hit the road fer a coupla days...I'll try and check in here and there, but y'all behave, ya hear?!

"A Conservative Woodstock!!"
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")

Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...

Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna Join in The Patriots' Stand!!
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"

Right is Starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!

Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's Burnin'!!!
Democrats're the Party of Fear...
FReepers, ain't it time we make OUR Stand?! DemLeftist Whores AIN'T Winnin'!!!

We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...yeah!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

We're the Right-Wing...We're Emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! Don't EVEN try!!
Demand Justice fer Slick's Crimes...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!

Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!

Mudboy Slim
20 September 2000

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 09/20/2000 06:54:03 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice Shall Be Ours!!!)

[cherry_bomb88]

:o) I agree. I had the great pleasure of seeing him perform with his other band "The Bears" at Martyr's in Chicago (a very intimate and great place to see any band). I was up close right at the stage and it was a totally awesome show. I have some GREAT pictures if you want to see them! I'll send you an email invite, they are at my online photo album!

[cherry_bomb88]

By the way....I was "lucky" enough to pick up a little treasure at the local CD Trader here, a pressed demo with some AWESOME live Crimson stuff that you can't get anywhere else!!!! :o) Have to watch those bins at the CD Traders

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReepers, Git Ready!!"
(To be sung to the Impression's "People Git Ready!!")

People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
We don't need RATS' baggage, you must git on board!!
All you need is strength to see the DemonscumRATS!!
Don't need no DrugWar, you just Thank yer Lord!!

Guitar break #1:

GoodPeople get ready fer the Jihad 'Gainst Clinton!!
Right's sendin' out messengers from coast to coast!
TRUTH is the key!! Reject RATS' WHORE'D...Ignore 'em!!
There's hope for all among those loved the most.

Guitar break #2 (w/key change to D):

TRUTH's Been Exhumed...Slick's a hopeless sinner...
Who would hurt all mankind just to save his own!!
Seek Justice fer those whose TREASON kills children...
For there's no hotter place than where Bill Clinton's goin'!!

People get ready, JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
We don't need RATS' baggage, you must git on board!!
All you need is strength to see the DemonscumRATS!!
Don't need no DrugWar, you just Thank yer Lord!!

So FReepers, git ready!! JusticeTrain's a'comin'...
Folks don't need BigGuv'ment, must REJECT RATS' Whore'd!!
All you need is Truth to see DemonRATS Love Tyrants!!
Clinton can STICK IT--in Slick's CellMate's hole!!

Mudboy Slim

743 posted on 03/01/2003 3:50 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."NoDoubt, Soddom's a DEADMAN Walkin'!!")

Gotta git...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Limbaugh Havin’ His Say
(Sung to the tune of “Twistin’ the Night Away” By Sam Cooke)

Let me tell ya 'bout a dude
Useta be up New York way
(Where some people are so gay)
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Fuzzball has a lot of fun
Puttin' Lib’rals on the run
His fans are both old and young
Listenin’ to hear Rush say!

“Keep Freepin’, Freepin’
Everybody's Freepin’ great”
We’re Freepin’, Freepin’
Cuz Rush is leadin’ the Way!

JLA shows up in fancy clothes
Where he found them we don't know,
CM, he brought his radio,
Limbaugh is ON today!

Watching Happygal in her slacks,
As she leans on Landru’s back,
He’s concentratin' hard, while
Limbaugh is havin’ his say!

He’s talkin’, talkin’
Right Wing feelin’ great.
We’re listenin’, listenin’
Limbaugh is having his say!

Listen a while,
Callers Attack,
Rushbo hits back,
Soccer Moms, now go, now fret
Limbaugh has had his way!

FDB wearin’ blue jeans.
Shows up vid his Svedis queen.
MUD has his recordin’ machine,
Capturin’ the night’s replay!

Man you oughtta see Ice go,
Skatin' during Rush’s show,
Here you find the young and old
Limbaugh havin’ his say!

Yes, Limbaugh, Limbaugh,
Makin’ us all feel great
He’s talkin’, educatin’,
El Rushbo’s having his say!

IT’S 12 O’CLOCK,
Feet up, lie back
Feet up, lie back
Maha Rushie, EIB, It’s Great!
Limbaugh having his say!

sultan88

602 posted on 02/19/2003 10:21 AM EST by sultan88 (FReepin' Sam Cooke)

[stand watie]

it would be funny except that i helped PAY for such foolishness!

that is NOT funny at all.

FRee dixie,sw

[cherry_bomb88]

TRUE STORY!!!....My daughter got a new kitten last week....she named her after "Baghdad Bob"....her name is "Joker" :O)

[cherry_bomb88]

Thanks Mud...'Ole 88 was telling me about that...waiting to hear it! Ok...off to an important meeting with a potentially very large client....say some prayers!!! :O)

lil '88

[jla]

Someday, we need to discuss Historic Tax Credits Reform & Dismantlement, my FRiend...MUD

Why is it, Mu-Boy, someone always has to correct you?
Ever think of spellin' your name w/o the D?

[jla]

Nowhere prettier in the Spring than Dixie.

free dixie, jla