Black XIX: "FRee Iraq!!"

The MudCave ^ | 9 April 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

Mudboy Slim (2 months before the Big Four-Oh!!)

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[cherry_bomb88]

FYI....solely because it's a "Clinton" car, I would NEVER drive a Mustang. I'm more of a Jeep type of girl anyhow ;o)

Although, I still long to own a convertable 67' Corvette, cherry red. And I'd take one of those new fangled T-Birds, aqua blue, please!!!

[Landru]

"I'm not going to start an argument here am I????"

HA!!
Ain't she cute.

Well FBD, whadda ya think??

...wanna argue & blame the doll? {g}

[cherry_bomb88]

Wow...been awhile since I've had men argue over me...oh wait, you'd be arguing BECAUSE of me...that's quite different.

Hmmm, well, I wasn't wrong, was I, 'Dru???? "Injuneers" work with the marketing deparment on product research and development, right?????

[cherry_bomb88]

:O)

[Landru]

"Hmmm, well, I wasn't wrong, was I, 'Dru???? "Injuneers" work with the marketing deparment on product research and development, right?????"

Sure; form follows function they say.

But in "my" line of work the only time I wanted to come in contact with the "Marketing Dept" [read: *sales*] was to see how bad one of their people LIED to the customer insofar as the promises [read: contract] went.
It's the "promises" part my guys were responsible for delivering.

...for the price the lying SOBs said it'd be delivered at.

[cherry_bomb88]

I would agree with that....my "marketing" is trully "marketing"...and actually closer to public/membership relations. And since I am the manager, if I make a promise, it's one I know I can keep! :^D

[goldilucky]

You know why the press imposes their "freedom of speech" over your life liberty and pursuit of happiness?

Well look to The Declararation of Independence to the second paragraph where it references "When in the course of human Events, it becomes necessary for one People"..."and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation."

Their "God" is Lucifer". The way of truly knowing this is by reading the Georgia Guidestones in Elberton, Georgia. On the last plank of their "commandments" it says, "make room for nature...make room for nature. It was signed by R.C. Christian which stands for Rosicrucians Christian (Order of the Rose).

What I am trying to say is that the Illuminati controls the media and when they read letters like yours this it amuses them.

I think your letter is damn righteous and I hope it hits them in their heartless, spineless, souless, hearts! If any of them have a conscience, they'd print it.

[goldilucky]

Well, I say that the income tax needs to be seriously abolished. It's a lawless, criminal operation and anti-american.

[FBD]

Take a tour of FBD's house...It's for sale...so make his EX-wife an offer, OK? ;^D

Gee, I wish I'd finished that detached garage...NOT!

[cherry_bomb88]

Dang!!! I paid almost as much for my "dinky" 2 bedroom condo here in the 'burbs!!! Nice house, FBD!!! Too bad the ex is making you sell it. Sad to see something you probably put your blood, sweat & tears into just sold off to the highest bidder.

I know the feeling, when I got divorced I had to give up a house in the country in the middle of 25 acres with cherry trees and bosenberries and all that!

[cherry_bomb88]

Thanks, Goldi...like I told Sam, I think it's an exercise in futility, but one I need to do for my own peace of mind.

[sultan88]

"Tort Costs in the year 2001 were $205 billion (yes, billion with a "b") accounting for 2.04% of the GDP ... In contrast, the War in Iraq is going to cost us an estimated $70 billion accounting for far less than 1% of the GDP..."

Request permission to use this information in a letter to the Richmond Times-Dispatch.

[jla]

Unless something changes between now & then, the earliest Tuesday I could make it would be May 6th.

[FBD]

Nothing forced in the sale of house. It's had renters in it for a year. I had first option on it. Blood sweat and tears, yes.

I did all the mechanical systems, fireplace, heating, venting, built in vacume, electrical trim out, security, and speaker sytems. I even wired the furnace with a dial up modem, so you could call home to turn the heat on. That was a pretty cool feature, if you were coming home early from a trip, and didn't feel like coming into a cold house. I'm in the bldg. trades, so I know all the guys in the business, from the concrete to the cabinet makers.

The general is a buddy of mine, he and his framing crew couldn't stand my wife. Every day they came in, she would have some changes to make. "Can you move this door to over here?" "Can we move this wall?"

My electician friend about went nuts, the rough-in electrical budget went over $10,000, as she kept having him change and move circuits, lights, etc. He moved the microwave circuit four times, before she finally decided on it's location. Sheesh...memories...


This is next to the historic area of Ft. Stevens State park, and officers homes and military parade ground are adjacent. We barely squeaked through historical review, and were almost unable to build.

Most of my neighbors get tax credits for being on the historical registry. Something Mud is always advocatin', I believe.

Hey Mud, take note of the Heat-n-Glo See-thru F.P.
BTW, this is the first time I've had a look inside my house in almost 2 years! And all thanks to the internet.

[FBD]

CB88 the marketeer: "Hmmm, well, I wasn't wrong, was I, 'Dru???? "Injuneers" work with the marketing deparment on product research and development, right?????"

Landru the injuneer: "Sure; form follows function they say."

Bwahahahahaa!!!

Mud, yer Black Threads have now achieved ~harmonious balance ~with the universe!
Marketeers and injuneers co-existing together~...or shall I say, the *Yin and the Yang?* ;^D

[Mudboy Slim]

Mr. Zimmerman has looked better...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy...yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause I'm right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...I'm a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
I'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.!!
Wooo Wooooo

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Said MUD's a FReeper...on a mission...
We want Justice...fer Slick's sedition...
I'll play my music 'til Slick's done!!

I ain't jokin'...nor pot-smokin'...
Ashcroft's Justice's BROKEN!!
That Effete RINO's ain't worth BUNK!!

Yep...MUD's a FReeper...on a mission...
Slick's a Traitor...shall be in Prison!!
We'll FReep against RATS' lowlife S.C.U.M.!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.!!
Wooo Wooooo

People keep talking about me baby
They say I'm doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry mama
Cause I'm right here at home

You're the cutest thing I ever did see
Really love your peaches want to shake your tree
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time
Come on baby and I'll show you a good time

Mid...MUD

BTW...S.C.U.M.=Slick Clinton's Undermining of Morality!!

[Mudboy Slim]

There ya go...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Now yer speakin' directly to Dru's heart of hearts...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Next Tuesday could work, or the one after that...MUD