[The Raven]

Hey!! Somebody woke him up!!!!

[Knuckle Sandwich Combo]

"I could not guarantee that we would come to clear conclusions even after some months more," he said.

This is the line that needs to be broadcast repeatedly worldwide.

[Chi-townChief]

Gotta save this one.

[Mr. Mojo]

Amazing how war can clear peoples' minds.

[wattsmag2]

Does "Blix" mean dumbarse in some other language?

[Caipirabob]

It only took a scud to wake the damn fool up.

UN = Equal opportunity for all idiots

We don't need to subside idiocy.

[samtheman]

This is the tip of the iceberg. We're going to be hearing a lot more "oh yeah, he's been in violation all along".

[Dont Mention the War]

Thanks for the news flash, Hans.

[Bad~Rodeo]

"If they're firing [Scuds], of course that shows that there's a violation,"

Inspector Clouseau has no ......awww fahget about it

[Moose4]

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Bork bork bork.

}:-)4

[William McKinley]

"If they were to use chemicals or any prohibited weapon, then the whole world opinion, I think, would turn against them immediately," he said.

Gee, just yesterday he was saying that he is not in the speculation business. Of course, they were asking him to speculate something bad about Iraq then.

[Redcloak]

Nothin' gets by ol' Blixie, does it?

[MadIvan]

Well isn't that sweet of him. He took a break from being in a bumbling haze long enough to acknowledge some truth. For a change.

Regards, Ivan

[river rat]

The government of Sweden should kill this stupid bastard, before he embarrasses them any more than he has already...

Blix will enter the dictionary in much the same way as Lewinsky has.....except Blix will be a synonym for "Feckless Imbecile"...

Damn I love that term....it says everything about the swarmy bastard...

Semper Fi

[cgbg]

I think the families of anyone who gets injured or killed by these scuds should sue Mr. Blix in a class action suit.

His negligence speaks for itself.

[Diogenesis]

THIS JUST IN: "Hans Blix finally faces the world after being caught lying to the world
about Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. Blix systematically hid Iraqi
drones AND the two-stage engines AND various missiles including SCUDS
AND anthrax AND VX AND ....
evidentiary proof of involvement of the German and French WMD-industries.
Here he is, ........Mr Blix .....
Mr. Blix what do you have to say .......?"

[Roy Tucker]

Thanks, Blixie, we'll take it from here.

[Slings and Arrows]

"I'm very interested to know whether they used Scuds," Blix said in an interview with the Fox News Channel. "If they're firing [Scuds], of course that shows that there's a violation," he said...

Blix told the U.N. Security Council this month that it was "questionable" whether the Iraqis had destroyed all of their Scuds

All this and more, in this month's issue of DUH: The Journal of the Obvious!

[chemicalman]

Blix to ChIraq:
"Is that a SCUD in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

[InvisibleChurch]

shut up, you idiot... because of people like you and daschle and france and germany giving aid and comfort to hussein, our soldiers are dying ... how dare you be so arrogant to shoot off your mouth? i'm starting to get ticked off