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MOAB, Killer of the Helpless (He really hates this bomb!)
Village Voice ^ | March 19 - 25, 2003 | George Smith

Posted on 03/19/2003 1:07:36 PM PST by dead

Exultation over the new MOAB—perhaps the ugliest and most stupid of new weapons in the U.S. armory—reveals a poverty of intellect and heart in the country. A clumsy multi-ton monster bomb tested in Florida last week has no practical war purpose other than terror, in a military whose signal achievement in the last decade has been to make smaller weapons unerringly accurate.

The MOAB is the natural result of allowing munitions engineers to run amok, a design by the aggressively mediocre who in a better time and place would be sent into early retirement for the good of the taxpayer.

The Massive Ordnance Air Blast, or Mother of All Bombs (quite the rib-tickler), is so big it must be shoved out the tail of a lumbering transport plane on a sled attached to a drag parachute. This means MOAB can only be used against the helpless—an enemy who cannot shoot back because its air force has already been utterly smashed, its anti-aircraft missile network erased from the target area. A very large, undefended mosque would be a good hit for MOAB—meeting the bomb's criterion of use for "psychological" effect.

An idiot stationed in the Pentagon TV newsroom jabbered about the MOAB's "guidance" by Global Positioning System—great precision being unnecessary on the 21,000-pound bomb, another clue to its construction by government-sanctioned ninnies.

A small part of the blame for the MOAB must go to Dynetics, one more in a dismaying number of corporations that exist to provide applications in mayhem. The company's logo on the MOAB's tail was probably thought of as a coup in corporate advertising, although a bracing "Fuck You!" might have better created the impression that the thing was made by real people rather than a labful of killer androids on Eglin Air Force Base.

The MOAB is said to be a long-awaited improvement on the 15,000-pound Commando Vault ("Daisy Cutter") bomb, a canister of aluminum powder mixed in a slurry originally made to clear landing spaces of underbrush and demolish minefields. Daisy Cutters were used in Gulf War I and again in Afghanistan, to no obvious effect other than the creation of media and Pentagon erections. These cost $27,000 and change per bang, so even allowing for a three-ton increase in weight, MOAB should be cheap by Defense Department standards.

If the MOAB makes an appearance over Iraq, count on it to be enthusiastically superfluous due to the military axiom: A handful of really big bombs dropped in the open can't compare to thousands of much smaller ones smashing through windows, doorways, and hidey-holes.


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The Massive Ordnance Air Blast, or Mother of All Bombs (quite the rib-tickler), is so big it must be shoved out the tail of a lumbering transport plane on a sled attached to a drag parachute. This means MOAB can only be used against the helpless—an enemy who cannot shoot back because its air force has already been utterly smashed, its anti-aircraft missile network erased from the target area.

A real military genius, this guy.

The fact that they can’t shoot down an airplane does not make them “helpless” or unable to “shoot back.” They can still kill our soldiers on the ground.

One of the main advantages of having air superiority is to make things safer for the soldiers on the ground. After the opposing soldiers are vaporized, they are far less of a threat than they were while still intact.

If an enemy soldier would rather not assume the form of mist, he can drop his gun and run like hell before we drop it.

1 posted on 03/19/2003 1:07:36 PM PST by dead
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To: dead
"MOAB, Killer of the Helpless (He really hates this bomb!)
Village Voice ^ | March 19 - 25, 2003 | George Smith"


It takes a village...
2 posted on 03/19/2003 1:10:33 PM PST by DeuceTraveler
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I'm working on my new liberal approved weapon -- the Nerf Bomb. I'm in dire need of liberal feel-good cash to make it work. Please, all liberals, send me cash so I can develop this humanitarian weapon!!!
3 posted on 03/19/2003 1:11:13 PM PST by jlogajan
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The fact that they can’t shoot down an airplane does not make them “helpless” or unable to “shoot back.” They can still kill our soldiers on the ground.

Maybe Mr. Smith would like to go in himself and see how "helpless" the enemy is...

4 posted on 03/19/2003 1:11:14 PM PST by danneskjold
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Here it comes: "The is no logical reason for anyone to have a bomb this big"
5 posted on 03/19/2003 1:11:57 PM PST by Zathras
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To: dead
This means MOAB can only be used against the helpless

This guy probably thinks our military should give the Iraqis half of all our various weapons, planes, ships, and vehicles, just to make it fair. Where he got the idea that war must be fair, I have no idea.

6 posted on 03/19/2003 1:12:26 PM PST by TrappedInLiberalHell (Let's Iraq and Roll!)
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"...and hidey-holes."

So this man's criteria for a "fair" weapon is that it can fit through a "hidey hole." Send him to France...

7 posted on 03/19/2003 1:12:40 PM PST by EaglesUpForever (Pave france: the Brits need more parking space)
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I'm glad we have it-- it has the effect of a small nuke without the bad connotations ( for some useful dupes ) of nukes.

This fool doesn't know Jack about reality, or life & death. Dead is dead.

8 posted on 03/19/2003 1:12:40 PM PST by backhoe ("Time to kick the tires & light the fires-- Let's Roll!")
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Did this dork protest the use of over 450 Tomahawk missiles, coming in at roughly 1 million dollars each,that Clintoon used?
9 posted on 03/19/2003 1:12:49 PM PST by Normal4me
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Wow...I wish I could be as unabashed and comfortable about being an a$$hole as this guy is.
10 posted on 03/19/2003 1:14:44 PM PST by Psycho_Bunny
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Sounds like he suffers from you-know-what envy.
11 posted on 03/19/2003 1:14:46 PM PST by P.O.E. (God Bless and keep safe our troops.)
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Moab will kill no one who is not in a wrong place.

If killed by Moab the deceased is in a wrong place and by definition a combatant and not innocent.

12 posted on 03/19/2003 1:15:08 PM PST by bert (Don't Panic !)
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The MOAB does not use a parachute, the Daisy Cutter did,
and clearing minefields for passage seems to be a quite vaid use for this type weapon. Obviously saving American lives at the expense of our enemies lives is not high on his agenda.
13 posted on 03/19/2003 1:15:49 PM PST by oldcomputerguy
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Wait a minute, bombs kill people?! Nobody told me bombs kill people. I think we need to reconsider this whole thing.

What a dip.
14 posted on 03/19/2003 1:16:39 PM PST by discostu (I have not yet begun to drink)
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A very large, undefended mosque would be a good hit for MOAB—meeting the bomb's criterion of use for "psychological" effect.

Cheap shots abound from the left these days, a sure sign of moral decay and self-loathing.

15 posted on 03/19/2003 1:17:51 PM PST by KellyAdmirer
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I think the enemy who have had a daisy cutter dropped on them might not share his opinon of its effectiveness.
16 posted on 03/19/2003 1:18:02 PM PST by gurkha
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To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Try this one on for size!

 
 
 

17 posted on 03/19/2003 1:18:04 PM PST by BobP
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To: dead
Village Voice???

I think the author is more upset that he can't get a vibrating latex version of MOAB for his own personal use.

18 posted on 03/19/2003 1:18:59 PM PST by evolved_rage (Kill a commie for mommie)
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A very large, undefended mosque would be a good hit for MOAB—meeting the bomb's criterion of use for "psychological" effect.

Great idea!

19 posted on 03/19/2003 1:19:14 PM PST by Alouette
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A mushroom cloud rises after the testing of the MOAB bomb Tuesday in Florida.

Don't want any of these? Give up Saddam.

20 posted on 03/19/2003 1:20:23 PM PST by facedown (Armed in the Heartland)
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