Clinton Getting What He Deserves / CAPTION THIS!

various newspapers, but none in any online versions.... | 11.29.2002

[Mo1]

He got his security guards to call his personal surgeon and tell him to be on standby at nearby John Radcliffe hospital

He has a personal surgeon that travels with him???

[GGpaX4DumpedTea]

Does being a wuss make Ex42 the 1st woman president too? Certainly it makes him the first wuss president . . . LMAO at the photos!

[ErnBatavia]

"Hey Bill...want some of this action? Take your best shot!"

[mountaineer]

Your tax dollars at work! BTW, I didn't post the story, but Bill 'n' Hill had 20, yes TWENTY, Secret Service agents traveling with them on this little jaunt to Oxford.

[Charles Henrickson]

If you look at the first photo where the gal is up close and personal with der slickmiester, she looks like Hillary without the piano legs.

That's a MAN, baby!

[Mo1]

20 SS Agents????

Is that normal for a former President and if not why does he have so many??

How many does Carter, Ford, Reagan or Bush 41 have??

[NYC GOP Chick]

LOL...the sweatsuit is priceless. Only a firstclass dork would dare to walk onto a football field wearing that. It simultaneously screams "mommy dressed me" and "beat the s#!t outta' me" ....glad the tackler knew what to do.

I know! It screams "I've never actually played any sports before!"

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

I bet the SS agents were laughing.

[ALS]

PUT SOME ICE ON IT, BILL

[LiteKeeper]

Careful - now you need to apologize to tacking dummies.

[joesnuffy]

Clinton face first in the mud
Pretty much says it all..

[Brad C.]

The agents have to provide 24 hour coverage, so working in shifts they would need at least this many if not more. Figure four on each shift, and an extra four in case bill and hill attend different functions at the same time. I would imagine there were other tax payer funded traveling with him also, such as his personal secretary.

[jdub]

I don't know how many Bush 41 has, but around '93 I was at a resort in Palm Springs and noticed a lot of guys walking around with earpieces wearing suits and sunglasses. Turns out that evening Bush was speaking to a group of Hispanic Grocers in the room next to ours. We were there for the company's "president's club" trip, and asked the SS if we could get him to pose with us and our plaques. He thought it would be funny, but said it couldnt be done since those guys paid a bunch of bucks for Bush to attend their event. I would say he had a minimum of 10, and that was just the guys I saw. On top of that there are the communications guys, etc., so 20 probably isn't out of line.

[F.J. Mitchell]

That looks just like Hillary tackling Bill....maybe a little more feminine, but almost a dead ringer for her. Is this just the Clintons version of a friendly family game of touch football or a fight over who will possess the family jewels?

[Rockiesrider]

No doubt hes over there giving election advice to the Brits and they're responding by knocking him on his ass.

[Semper911]

Thanks for that link, mountaineer. Here is my favorite:

What a pansy ass.

[I'm ALL Right!]

Oh, how I hope he felt that for more than just a couple of days. I wish I could have thrown him on the ground like that. How gratifying for that player!!!

[KQQL]

IS that RUby they are playing ..or gal beat Bubbu

[Jeff Chandler]

Hubby Drubs Chubby

Former President Bill Clinton got a surprise yesterday when the apparently irate husband of his new Executive Assistant caught up to him in the park during Mr. Clinton's morning jog. (continued pg. A23)

[Tigercap]

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