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To: Kathy in Alaska; radu; MoJo2001; Ragtime Cowgirl; bluesagewoman; SK1 Thurman; SevenofNine; ...
Please post your military jokes AND your links and graphics about the military.

God Bless and Protect our military and our allies military.


2 posted on 11/17/2002 11:43:58 PM PST by 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
Morning, amigo.

God bless our troops.

3 posted on 11/17/2002 11:45:49 PM PST by JohnHuang2
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5 posted on 11/17/2002 11:46:24 PM PST by JohnHuang2
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; Dave Dilegge
Current Time:

Army - 0800Z
Navy - 0300 Local
AF - 3:00AM Eastern
Marines - Mickey's big hand is on 12, and his little hand is on 3.

10 posted on 11/18/2002 12:00:12 AM PST by leadpenny
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
Oh Geez Tonk .. I don't know if I have any military jokes .. I'll have to check my files .. but will this do for now?



The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a
wall.

The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

And the clerk goes "Well, he came in here this morning to get something to stop his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle
of laxative."

The owner goes "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of
laxatives!"

The clerk goes "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"
11 posted on 11/18/2002 12:14:35 AM PST by Mo1
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; *all

12 posted on 11/18/2002 12:27:05 AM PST by Soaring Feather
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet; bentfeather; southerngrit; redhead; SpookBrat; ...
Click for current time
in Afghanistan

13 posted on 11/18/2002 12:27:31 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; MJY1288; bentfeather; Mo1; DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet

Duty ~ Honor ~ Country

Click above to visit "A Day in the Life of President Bush"

17 posted on 11/18/2002 12:36:24 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
Good morning Tonk.


19 posted on 11/18/2002 1:55:48 AM PST by Aeronaut
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Thanks for the ping Tonkin

Good morning everyone
20 posted on 11/18/2002 2:20:45 AM PST by firewalk
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
Mornin', everybody !!


Have a cup while you FReep !




For those who prefer hot chocolate.....





23 posted on 11/18/2002 3:14:10 AM PST by MeekOneGOP
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
As an ex gator sailor I heard a few about marines.

MARINE = My Ass Rides In Navy Equipment.

What's the only word in the English language that can be made from the letters USMC?

SCUM.

All in fun of course. I have great respect for the naval infantry.

I told these to a Marine, he replied, "Sure, the Marines are a department of the Navy. The MENS department!"

24 posted on 11/18/2002 3:15:21 AM PST by aomagrat
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Today's classic warship, USS Maine (ACR-1)

Maine class armored cruiser
Displacement. 6,682<
Lenght. 319'
Beam. 57'
Draft. 21' 6"
Complement. 374
Speed. 17 k.
Armament. 4 10", 6 6", 7 6-pdrs., 8 1-pdrs., 4 14" tt.
Authorized 1886
Laid down 1888
Commissioned 1895

The USS Maine was designed and laid down as an armored cruiser. Her construction was delayed by a fire in the drafting room of the New York Navy Yard and also by the late delivery of her armor. By the time she was ready, the concept of the armored cruiser had moved beyond her. Too slow and heavily armored to be considered a cruiser, she was later redesignated a second-class battleship.

The USS Maine, was laid down at New York Navy Yard 17 October 1888; launched 18 November 1889, sponsored by Miss Alice Tracy Wilmerding, granddaughter of Secretary of the Navy Benjamin Tracy; and commissioned 17 September 1895, Capt. Arent S. Crowninshield in command.

Maine departed New York Navy Yard 5 November 1895 for Newport, R.I., via Gardiner's Bay, N.Y., to fit out 16 to 23 November, and then proceeded on the 25th to Portland, Maine, to visit her namesake. The battlewagon then put to sea on the 29th on trials and inspection, being assigned to the North Atlantic Squadron 16 December, and sailing via Newport to Tompkinsville, N.Y., arriving 23 December. The ship sailed the next day for Fort Monroe, Va., arriving on Christmas Day. She operated out of that place and Newport News through June 1898 and then on the 4th sailed for Key West on a 2-month training cruise, returning to Norfolk 3 August. Maine continued extensive east coast operations until late 1897. Then the ship prepared for a voyage to Havana, Cuba, to show the flag and to protect American citizens in event of violence in the Spanish struggle with the revolutionary forces in Cuba.

On 11 December Maine stood out of Hampton Roads bound for Key West, arriving on the 15th. She was joined there by ships of the North Atlantic Squadron on maneuvers, then left Key West 24 January 1898 for Havana.

Arriving 25 January, Maine anchored in the center of the port, remained on vigilant watch, allowed no liberty, and took extra precautions against sabotage. Shortly after 2140, 15 February, the battleship was torn apart by a tremendous explosion that shattered the entire forward part of the ship. Out of 350 officers and men on board that night (4 officers were ashore), 252 were dead or missing. Eight more were to die in Havana hospitals during the next few days. The survivors of the disaster were taken on board Ward Line steamer City of Washington and Spanish cruiser Alfonso XII. The Spanish officials at Havana showed every attention to the survivors of the disaster and great respect for those killed. The court of inquiry convened in March was unable to obtain evidence associating the destruction of the battleship with any person or persons, but public opinion in the United States was so inflamed that the Maine disaster led eventually to the declaration of war on Spain 21 April.

On 5 August 1910, Congress authorized the raising of Maine and directed Army engineers to supervise the work. A second board of inquiry appointed to inspect the wreck after it was raised reported that injuries to the ship's bottom were caused by an external explosion of low magnitude that set off the forward magazine, completing destruction of the ship. It was never determined who placed the explosive, and the responsibility for the sinking of Maine remains one of the continuing enigmas of American history. (Some now think that the explosion was caused by spontaneous combustion in a coal bunker.)

Maine's hulk was finally floated 2 February 1912 and towed out to sea where it was sunk in deep water in the Gulf of Mexico with appropriate ceremony and military honors 16 March.


28 posted on 11/18/2002 3:28:42 AM PST by aomagrat
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Good Morning Troops, families, veterans, and Canadian and Israeli allies (and everybody else). Thank you for taking such good care of the USA.

Today in Anchorage, Alaska:

Sunrise 9:15am
Sunset 4:13pm

Hi 32F
Lo 28F

Cloudy.

Actual yesterday in Anchorage:

Hi 31F
Lo 26F

State Hi 51F Annette
State Lo -11F Galena

49 posted on 11/18/2002 8:59:47 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska
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Breaking news off BBC wire this morning

Report that 5 Israeli soldiers were shot and one of soldiers just died after attack by Miltants near Ramallah HQ of Arafat

AHHHH OH ARAFAT get ready for smackdown

Also AP wire reporting that dude who got smack around by EL Al Security might plan attack Tel Viv building he was just doing test run on cities between Turkey and Isreael according to sources
50 posted on 11/18/2002 9:02:43 AM PST by SevenofNine
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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub; SAMWolf; AntiJen; MistyCA; SassyMom; kneezles; Victoria Delsoul; ...
Been MIA for a few days with 'puter problems and a Honey-do list about a block long, but I wanted to thank you for your words, "Welcome Back" the other night here in the ol' Canteen.

You wouldn't believe the messages and pings I've been getting with aplologies for the ORGANIZED treatment doled out for thinking outside the box and being critical of some of the operations of the Canteen since late last spring.

I gotta tell ya, man, the treatment I received in the sixties while serving and when I got out was a cakewalk compared to the attacks that have taken place over the last 8-9 months - starting from the top down.

To all who expressed apologies, I thank you.

73 posted on 11/18/2002 11:30:51 AM PST by Diver Dave
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021110-N-4374S-035 Central Command Area of Responsibility (Nov. 10, 2002) -- U.S. Marines assigned to the 24th Marine Expeditionary Unit (MEU) Special Operations Capable (SOC) disembark from a Landing Craft Utility (LCU) 1662 assigned to Assault Craft Unit Two (ACU-2). Marines from the 24th MEU are conducting exercises in the United States Central Command Area of Responsibility (AOR) while on a regularly scheduled deployment in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. U.S. Navy photo by Photographer’s Mate 2nd Class Michael Sandberg. (RELEASED)

95 posted on 11/18/2002 1:29:55 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska
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I just bought this poster at a flea market. It hung in a 3 star admirals office until recently. He died a few months ago & the couple I bought it from had purchased alot of his belongings at an estate sale. Unfortunately, they could not remember his name.


125 posted on 11/18/2002 3:23:48 PM PST by Feiny
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God bless our Troops, Vets, Allies and Volunteers!


161 posted on 11/18/2002 5:34:53 PM PST by LaDivaLoca
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Wednesday is over! Hurrah, one day closer to Coast Guard Friday.


168 posted on 11/18/2002 5:57:30 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska
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Bttt!
282 posted on 11/18/2002 9:49:34 PM PST by LifeIzGood
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