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To: 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub
Oh Geez Tonk .. I don't know if I have any military jokes .. I'll have to check my files .. but will this do for now?



The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a
wall.

The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?"

And the clerk goes "Well, he came in here this morning to get something to stop his cough. I couldn't find the cough syrup, so I gave him an entire bottle
of laxative."

The owner goes "You idiot! You can't treat a cough with a bottle of
laxatives!"

The clerk goes "Of course you can! Look at him; he's afraid to cough!"
11 posted on 11/18/2002 12:14:35 AM PST by Mo1
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To: Mo1
LOL, Mo! Coughing could definitely be a problem. Hope you are having a good Monday.
68 posted on 11/18/2002 11:06:01 AM PST by Kathy in Alaska
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