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Posted on 09/27/2002 6:46:22 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Black"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")
Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!
Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...Beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids can dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...
I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...)8^D!!
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$...
Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all I see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!
Un hunh...un hunh...woo...
I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Can't be...it Shan't be!!
Muuuuuuuuuuuuud...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.
This is but an Alternate Thread, fer when other paths are no longer available to us...MUD
I chuckled softly to myself...MUD
At home drawing pictures of mountain tops with him on top.
Lemon yellow sun. Arms raised in a V.
The dead lay in pools of maroon below.
Daddy didn't give attention to the fact that mommy didn't care.
King Jeremy the Wicked ruled his world.
Jeremy spoke in class today.
Clearly I remember picking on the boy.
Seemed a harmless little fuck...but we unleashed a lion.
Gnashed his teeth and bit the recess lady's breast.
How could I forget. And he hit me with a surprise left.
My jaw left hurting, dropped wide open.
Just like the day...like the day I heard
Daddy didn't give affection and the boy was something mommy wouldn't wear.
King Jeremy the Wicked ruled his world.
Jeremy spoke in class today.
Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard.
FReegards...MUD
I pulled into DeeCeeTown...met Dubyuh 'bout half past ten...
"Patriot, help US, please"..."Sir, I'll do my best!!"
"Hey Mudboy, can you tell me, how to counteract The Left?!"
MUD just grinned )=^D and shook his hand, "Yep!!" was all I said!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh, leave Ol' Slick fer ME!!
Take the load off, Dubyuh...and...and...and...
You put the load...put the load...Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Gathered up my facts...Willie Clinton gots no place to hide!!
Folks saw MUD's karma...and James Carville walkin' side by side...
MUD said, "Hey Carville...come on, you/me throwin' down!!"
James said, "NO...I fear ya, bro...but Mary'll stick aroun'!!"
Take the load off, Fuzzball...I'll do Slick fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Limbaugh...and...and...and...
You hand the ball...PASS the damn BALL to ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Stalked down Mark Warner...US FReeper Boyz, we don't play!!
Left fears the Truth...next election is Left's Judgement Day!!
The Truth, my FRiends...we shall make the Leftists[/Med'yuh/Soc'lists] see!!
MUD says, "Country's worth savin', folks, won't you help stand against Left's Tyranny?!!"
Take the load off, Granny...strike a blow fer FRee!!
Take the load off, Seniors...and...and...and...
Please put the load Right on me!!
Willie's Jesters hounded me...but I fought them with my thoughts...
Left said, "We would fix yer a$$, but MUD don't break no laws!!"
MUD said, "Wait a minute, Agent...you know MUD's a Peaceful Man."
He said, "That's Okay, Boy, I sure pray you git that pr**k!!!"
Take the load off, Country...fer OUR Country, FReep!!
Take the load off, Sheeple...and...and...and...
Just put the load, put the load, Right on ME!! (ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-aheee...)
Get your COURAGE UP...folks, let's FReep Slick fer Left's crimes!!
The Left is sinking low, and I do believe it's time...
To take back this Great Nation...y'all know we'll have some fun!!
Who sent me here with her FReegards fer everyone!!
Take the load off, Ashcroft...INDICT SLICK WILLIE!!!
Take the load off, Congress...and...and...and...
Just fight Dem 'Ho's, Justice knows...RE-IMPEACH!!
Mudboy Slim (26 October 2001)
My youngest brother's wife's being induced today at 6:00 am...The Prescient One says it's gonna be a Bouncin'BabyBOY!!
Boris...YOU da Man!! Becky...YOU da WO-Man!!
FReegards...MUD
1 posted on 10/26/01 6:22 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim
At home, whackin' willard o'er vanities...Ol' Slick's new "job."
Yellow-bellied SCUM!! Bill Loathes the Military. (That's ME!!)
Children slayed by tools of Butch Reno!!
Medyuh didn't give attention...ohhh, to the fact that Bubba didn't care!!
King Osama bil Clinton Fooled Left's Whore'd!!
Tyranny Woke and RATS Shall Pay!!!!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today.
Clearly, Slick remembers...sickenin' mudboy.
Seems that intern sure could suck...
Oooh...but Slick Unleashed a Lion!!!
JimRob FReeped and Limbaugh's Legions Craved Justice!!
How could we "forget?"!! 'Cuz Slick's hit US with his evil best!!
My jaw ain't hurting, Slick's wide open.
Just like the day...like the day we learn'd....
Daddies shouldn't give affection (NO!!) to interns the same age as Chelsea-dear.
Queen HildaBeast the Wicked rules Slick's World.
Tyranny's Woken...WhupRATS Today!!
McAuliffe Broke Laws...Indict Today!!
SlickWillie's Spokesmen...Be Quite Afraid!!
MudboySlim smoked Slick...RATS Beware!!
Try to forget this...try to erase this from the blackboard.
FReegards...MUD
Old Dominion FReegards...MUD
freegards...mud
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Tom Daschle calls Dick Gephardt
This article is worth clicking on the link and reading in full.....
Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight...
We're gonna knock that Traitor outta his seat!
Summer's here and the time is right...
For marchin' on DeeCee!
We decry corruption when we see'it...
We expose tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit the DrudgeReport...
We're all funded by "Dick" Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!
Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight...
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Autumn's here and the time's just right...
We're gonna bring down those Elites!!
(Keyboard/Percussion)
We met Slick and his "schtick" ten years ago...
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye for the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back....
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need Ol' Mudboy singin', "It's worth the fight!"
Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House...
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who Murder the Unborn.
For all you mind-numbed robots and Network "hotshots"...
Ignorin' crimes to beat the Band.
Tonight, the Sheeple and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And purge Left's filth from our Land!
Tonight, we fight the righteous fight...
Out of our way, RINOs, you best keep!
'Cuz Summer's here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!
(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)
Mudboy Slim
Just over two centuries ago, our forefathers risked Life, Liberty, and their personal fortunes to stand up against an over-bearing and tyrannical government. Because of their courage and determination, the original Thirteen Colonies became what we now know as the United States of America. Therefore, our honored forebears were all-too-aware of the propensity for central governing bureaucracies to grow out of control. The writers of our Constitution, in an attempt to protect the citizenry from this eventuality, chose to enumerate our individual liberties in the Bill of Rights. The First Amendment includes "the right to free speech," which not only protected the individual's right to speak out against the government, but also enabled the Fourth Branch of Government--the Free Press, if you will--to flourish. For over two hundred years, this watchdog Media has turned over many rocks, exposing the dark under-belly of American politics...UNTIL NOW!!
RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DE-PENSION. DISBAR. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.
(COURT-MARTIAL FOR TREASON AND APPROPRIATE PUNISHMENT OPTIONAL)
Quite Sincerely,
Mudboy Slim
P.S. "On the 26th day of October in the Two-Thousand Second Year of our Lord, there was a Grand Convening of Patriots at the Mall in Washington, DC. This convention of FReedom-loving Americans from accross the Continent was unanimous in its call for JUSTICE to be exacted upon those who would commit TREASON against our great Country!! Historians will record this great day as the beginning of the end of William Jefferson Clinton's Treasonous Reign of Terror!!
FReegards...MUD
BWAHAHAHAHAHA...Dasshole and Dearhardt make such a lovely couple...MUD
I hear ya, but I ain't too pleased with what happened to blak 10. And it may affect my generosity a bit.
Patience, my FRiend...all in due time, we're working thru the proper channels...MUD
BTW...sorry to hear about the Nittany Lions on Saturday...I wanted their next loss to be against the Hoos!!
Well, if you ever go back into Wooley Swamp, well, you better not go at night.
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make a strong man die from fright.
Things that crawl and things that fly and things that creep around on the ground.
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he walks around.
Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself.
Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else.
MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
Spoken:
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in a cave on the Woods.
He never did do a lot of harm in the world, but he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of mud. They all thought he acted funny.
The old man didn't care about people anyway. All he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd stuff it all down in mason jars and he'd bury it all around.
And on certain nights if the moon was right he'd dig it up out of the ground.
He'd pour it all out on the floor of his shack and run his vocals through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry old man and that's all that there was to it!!
DemRINOs couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves.
Medyuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause RATS never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
DemClintons was white trash. They lived over on Carver's Creek.
They were mean as a snake and sneaky as a cat and belligerent when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the alligators."
They found the old man out in the back with a shovel in his hand,
Thirteen rusty mason jars was just dug up out of the sand.
And they all went crazy and the beat the old man, and the picked him up off of the ground.
Threw him in the swamp and stood there and laughed as the black water sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to the shack and picked up the money and ran.
They hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were running in quicksand.
And they struggled and they screamed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUD's Justice!!!
And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet.
There's a spot in the yard in the back of that shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by the that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie screaming. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
(to be continued...)
BWAHAHAHA...MUD
"You gotta love those Marines...
Shortly after President Bush took office, an old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton. I've told you already that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir!"
What do they say about the acorn and the oak?!
FReegards...MUD
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