Well, if you ever go back into Wooley Swamp, well, you better not go at night.
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make a strong man die from fright.
Things that crawl and things that fly and things that creep around on the ground.
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he walks around.
Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself.
Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else.
MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
Spoken:
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in a cave on the Woods.
He never did do a lot of harm in the world, but he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of mud. They all thought he acted funny.
The old man didn't care about people anyway. All he cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd stuff it all down in mason jars and he'd bury it all around.
And on certain nights if the moon was right he'd dig it up out of the ground.
He'd pour it all out on the floor of his shack and run his vocals through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry old man and that's all that there was to it!!
DemRINOs couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves.
Medyuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause RATS never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.
DemClintons was white trash. They lived over on Carver's Creek.
They were mean as a snake and sneaky as a cat and belligerent when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the alligators."
They found the old man out in the back with a shovel in his hand,
Thirteen rusty mason jars was just dug up out of the sand.
And they all went crazy and the beat the old man, and the picked him up off of the ground.
Threw him in the swamp and stood there and laughed as the black water sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to the shack and picked up the money and ran.
They hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were running in quicksand.
And they struggled and they screamed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUD's Justice!!!
And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet.
There's a spot in the yard in the back of that shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by the that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie screaming. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!
(to be continued...)
BWAHAHAHA...MUD
"You gotta love those Marines...
Shortly after President Bush took office, an old man approached the White House from the park across Pennsylvania Ave where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U. S. Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Clinton is no longer president and no longer resides here."
The man thanked him and, again, just walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Clinton." The marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Clinton. I've told you already that Mr. Clinton is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."
The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow, Sir!"
What do they say about the acorn and the oak?!
FReegards...MUD