[Arthur Wildfire! March]

He said an Arabic satellite television had quoted the website as saying bin Laden was dead and had demanded a correction.

Orchestrated prank. And the FR didn't fall for it. See-BS DID fall for it. Freegards....

[Notforprophet]

ObL is stone dead, taking a well deserved dirt nap. Just MHO...

[kinghorse]

These people are one tight knit bunch. Every once in a while one of them slips and says something truthful or reveals a secret. But they get back in line fast enough. Getting the thumbs and ears of one of their relatives delivered in a DHL package usually does the trick.

[Senator Pardek]

...the man killed then was Osama al-Adani, while bin Laden survived.

And Osmondo al-Donni was last seen in the hills of Utah.

[Chad Fairbanks]

"I apologise to the readers for writing this report. I would like to start by telling them that Sheikh Osama bin Laden is alive," wrote a man who identified himself as Abou Ja'far al-Kuwaiti, apparently an alias that indicates that he is a Kuwaiti follower of bin Laden.

That must be the translation to english from the Arabic for "Oops... my bad... please don't kill me..."

[aristeides]

"Even if it was Osama bin Laden who was killed, the sun of Holy struggle does not go down," he said.

Doesn't sound as if he's too sure.

[witnesstothefall]

It's gonna take the American media awhile longer I guess, to figure out that you assume Arab media is a lie, and start from there. They keep getting wrong-footed, which is amusing in its way... Like Mohammed did, they create reality as they go along. They got great imaginations, them Mohommedans.

[janetgreen]

Sorry, Abou, I choose to believe that Osama is roasting in hell on Satan's barbecue thingey..

[hellinahandcart]

CBS fell for it, hahaha! They were the only ones who even MENTIONED it.

That's worse than CNN falling for "Artie stole my job"...

[Dog]

ROFL!!!!!!

We couldn't make this stuff up in a million years....

LOL!

[colorado tanker]

Osama's alive? OK, let's see him.

[xJones]

"I apologise to the readers for writing this report. I would like to start by telling them that Sheikh Osama bin Laden is alive,"

Dead/live/dead/live - "Osama is going to give a message on July 4, 2001" It's a bunch of damn lying Musiims that couldn't tell the truth if their camels hocked a real loogey in their head diapers. One of the best reasons to believe that bin Laden is dead is because this Muslim says he is alive.

[Arkinsaw]

I am sorry for saying that Osama died in a trench like a dog from a B-52 whammy. In an amazing coincidence it was ANOTHER Osama who just happened to be in the trench that Osama had left shortly before. The other Osama is the dead one and even if I'm lying we'll still continue and I'm very sorry. Sorry. Didn't mean it. My bad.

[Cindy]

Ohhhhsama Has-Been Laden is hotter than HELL right now. His hate-filled spirit lives on in the Taliban & Al-Qaeda.

[EggsAckley]

Yo, Osama. Is you is or is you ain't?

[Billthedrill]

Good grief, this is sounding like a Monty Python skit now. If I do see him in a video I'm gonna look real close to make sure he isn't nailed to the perch.

[rs79bm]

"The story of the missile that removed the trench in Tora Bora in which Osama bin Laden had been hiding."

Baaaahaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[Mad_Tom_Rackham]

[The article appeared on website www.jehad.net with the headline: "Yes, Osama has been killed...The story of the missile that removed the trench in Tora Bora in which Osama bin Laden had been hiding."

This is probably accurate. First reports are often true, IMO.

[The author, who said he was an eyewitness to a U.S. raid in Tora Bora, Afghanistan, in December, said the man killed then was Osama al-Adani, while bin Laden survived.]

This is the revision. Probably untrue, after they decided it was best to keep OBL's death a secret. Not as useful as a martyr killed by the infidels, I guess.

[The author said bin Laden had left the trench when a missile was fired by a U.S. B-52 bomber on apparent tips that the leader of al Qaeda was there.]

Again, the truth.

[Even if it was Osama bin Laden who was killed, the sun of Holy struggle does not go down," he said.]

Another non-denial denial.

OBL is dead. With his titanic ego, there is no way he would stay out of the limelight for so long. Especially on the anniverary of his "triumph". GW said he would be hunted down and brought to justice, and that is exactly what occurred.

[P8riot]

Anyone take a look at the website? It's all in Arabic, but when you hover over the links of course you see them in english in your status bar. Look for the one ending in "flash.htm" it's on the right hand side. There's some weird $#!* there.

[America's Resolve]

Hmm. Wonder if you still get your virgins if you're dismembered into itsy bitsy little pieces by your fellow muslims for printing a report like this?