Al Qaeda website: OSAMA IS DEAD!

CBS News | 09/11/2002

[Pokey78]

CBS just announced that on an Al-Qaeda website in the Sudan, Bin Laden died at TOra Bora!

[Numbers Guy]

Shortly after that we dropped a Daisy Cutter on Tora Bora. It was a very exciting evening. Then came news of the bogus "cease fire". I think we got him that night.

That would square with the results and the confusion. If a Daisy Cutter hit near where OBL was, there wouldn't be much left of OBL, so our DNA search would find nothing and the Al Qaeda people wouldn't know at that point whether he had perished or had gotten away.

I just checked via Google, a Daisy Cutter was dropped on December 9th. This is starting to add up . . . if so, great job by the Air Force and the other armed services.

[RightWhale]

Odd thing is the guest on Art Bell last night said OBL has been dead since 15 Dec 01, which is the SAME DATE I have been using since the first of January whenever the subject comes up.

OBL may have expired a couple of days earlier, but 15 DEC 01 is the date he became the same temperature as the rock pile he was buried in. If OBL returns, I might be willing to grant him pro tem AntiChrist status until the real one gets here.

[LisaFab]

That's true Steve, but I figured he'd turn up in-studio on CNN being asked about his pain, how he almost had UBL, where Chelsea was, blah, blah, blah....That way, we'd stil be assaulted with his presence and he'd be spared any audience reaction or tough questions.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

Well, about all I can say is:

Duh!

[NTNgod]

Those buttons have had Nuke and Soon since before July 4th

I don't know if anyone has brought this up, but NUKE is just the name of the PHP software that runs the site.

It's an extremely popular software used by thousands of sites: PHP-Nuke

[dcwusmc]

from Jihad.net:
If you read the page below, which has been up since shortly after last year's tragedy, you'll see that this site quite obviously does not belong to any anti-American group. (The site's name is very unfortunate nowadays, but it's existed for, as far as we know, longer than the current malicious groups!) If the Secret Service contacts us, we'll be more than happy to work with them, and provide them with access to our site logs. The rest of the site is currently down due to the excessive traffic. As for hacking attempts, or threats of same...two wrongs don't make a right. Thanks for your understanding! - J.R., system admin

[RummyChick]

Yes, but doesn't the person CHOOSE what to call the pages.

[dcwusmc]

A Moment of Silence

A lot of things changed for America and the world on September 11, 2001. We, officially, as the net.group known as the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Dinosaur, would like to express our sorrow to those who have lost family and/or friends in the WTC/Pentagon planeings, and to those of us who, as Americans, lost our innocence about our safety on that fateful Tuesday morning.

The Jihad is primarily made up of Americans, who are reeling from this tragedy ourselves. Those of us who are not Americans have expressed their own profound regrets for what has happened in this country. We do not condone those who would use real-life violence to achieve their goals, and strongly condemn what happened this week. The Jihad as we have it is purely a fictional concept.

[dcwusmc]

We would also like to support the Arab-American community. The violence committed against them in the assumption that all Arabs are terrorists is wrong. Americans who are angry at the events of this week should remember that it was because we were Americans that this attack happened to us, and to paint all Arabs with the terrorist brush is to be no better than the people who committed the atrocities Tuesday morning.

May we find comfort and solace in the weeks and months to come, and may we be firm but just in our pursuit of the people who committed these atrocities. A moment of silence for those who died, please, and never forget.

--the jihad.net web team

[Numbers Guy]

the jihad.net web team

The site that Rather referred to and from which the message was machine-translated is jehad.net

[RummyChick]

You are looking at the wrong site.
It is www.jehad.net

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

Gee ... which has less credibility? CBS or Al-Qaeda?

LOL. Clinton has less credibility, but that's about it.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

ROFL!!!! Oh that is a picture and a half! People have been speculating a 'Weekend at Binni's' for some time now. That is the perfect comparison. =]

[Almondjoy]

And they picked 9-11 to do this?

[knak]

I registered at an islamic site a few weeks ago to see what I could read about bin laden. Today; in response to the jehad.net article a person that can translate arabic put this on there site:

read the article properly, its a pun (I think that's the word). It says:

Let America perish, and let the enemies of Allah perish, and we say to America, Hubal il-'Asr, with the loudest of voices, that Allah has kept for you what you hate, for the one who died was Usaamah al-'Adani, rahimahullah, and he was the one in the khandaq of [that was built by] Shaykh Usaamah, that night - and Allah has left for you Usaamah bin Laaden alive, gaining sustenance, for he left that khandaq two nights before, to a place 200 metres"

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Get it?

And as a present for today, here is an-Nidaa`s new website:

http://66.197.181.234/index.php

Okay . . . now all of you, smile.

END

they don't seem to unhappy about this "news"?

[JohnathanRGalt]

The new AlNeda site at Burst.net also is posting the report of bin Laden's death:

Osama ’s murder blessings but the jihad past to the day of Resurrection

[SunnyUsa]

"Ytiron perfume with the four wind "

"My favorite part. "

You're such a romantic! ;)

[JohnathanRGalt]

Ooooops

Don't believe everything you see on an Al-Qaeda website!

This just in...

"Don't run with this story!!! Our Arabic translator just read the entire thing. It's not about the death of "Sheikh Osama" but the death of "Osama of Aden," who alneda.com says "a warrior for the sheik." Our translator says the "communique" appears to have been written by a 12-year-old. It contains misspelled words, lots of exclamation marks and even begins with the phrase, "it was a dark and stormy night." We think the site was hacked by a kid who decided to have some fun!

[AndrewC]

From US drops 'daisy cutter' on Tora Bora cave complex

US drops 'daisy cutter' on Tora Bora cave complex

United States forces dropped a 'daisy cutter' -- the largest conventional weapon in their armoury -- on the Tora Bora cave complex in eastern Afghanistan, the Pentagon said on Monday.

The 15,000 lb bomb was dropped on the site based on reports that senior Al Qaeda leaders, including Osama bin Laden, were holed up in the area.

"The intended end state is to get the area and get the Al Qaeda leadership... because this has been their sanctuary ...," Rear Admiral John Stufflebeem said in a press briefing.

Stufflebeem said forces on the ground had not been able to assess the damage inflicted by the bomb because of the fighting on the ground.

Agencies

Well the dates match, this was reported Dec 10th 2001.

[demlosers]

ElvisBinLaden has left the building!
In case nobody has posted it.