Caption This Sheikh Scott Ritter Photo

9/11/02 | End_Clintonism_Now

[End_Clintonism_Now]

Does Anybody Have A Classic Caption For The Latest Photo Of Scott Ritter?

Thanks! E_C_N

[Fighter@heart]

Man, I don't know if I can get used to this Camel Dung Colgne!!!

[Fighter@heart]

cologne (oops!)

[xsmommy]

i have no caption, but i think it is mandatory that this photo appear in any TV or print story where this guy is quoted. Kinda shows where his bread is buttered.

[lsee]

"a pantywaist wearing a slip on his head and a foot in his mouth"

[MortMan]

Dressed nattily in his Mao-or-never camel dust jacket, Scott Ritter leads a rousing rendition of "KUM-BUY-OIL" at the perennial Saddamn Kefiyeh-clatch and singalong.

[MortMan]

Oops - Fat finger alert... Kefiyeh should be Kafiyeh

[usmcobra]

"So I get a truck load of hash, 73 virgins, and this snazzy hat, if I join your jihad, sign me up boys!"

[jigsaw]

Ritter looks so silly that this picture seems to be Registered's artwork.

[lsee]

Here is the original...but I thought the edited photo was very close to the truth..so close I didn't realize at first it was not real.

[xsmommy]

i am crushed! it looked incrediby authentic.

[TomGuy]

[Singing to the tune of "oh, my ma-ma, to me she was so wonderful..."]


"Oh my $addam, to me he i$ $o wonderful..."

[A CA Guy]

I'm a liberal. I am proud of my position. To hell with the rest of you and what YOU think! I'm trying to save the world here. (Exactly what he really thinks probably)

[Texas_Jarhead]

I didn't know you could stack camel sh!t that high.
OR
You can dress up a turd but it'll still be a turd

[McBuff]

"Welcome, Mr. Ritter, to Terror Academy. Please open your textbooks to chapter three: Inserting 10 lbs. of explosives up your ass."

[Ed_NYC]

Once a Marine, Always a Marine but not on this case. He is not a former Marine but an Ex-Marine.

[dennisw]

Hold muh prayer beads alert!

[Alouette]

What do you mean, I'm displaying favoritism? I'll have you know that I'm wearing a jew-beanie underneath this tablecloth.

[MinuteGal]

"I'm also trying to dye my face brown, but all I get is this lousy pink color. Maybe Michael Jackson can help me out here."

Leni

[Spacetrucker]

You mean my beloved Corps has previously been disgraced by this camel-humping, oil-sucking(or is that oil humping, camel---), talking out both sides of his mouth, can't see the desert for all of the sand (in his ears) two-faced traitor? I want the name of his recruiter so I can slap some sense into him :"(