Slick Willy's comin' to my town

[EveningStar]

Slick Willy's comin' to my town. Well, not the town where I live but the town where I work.

Yep. It's him. The one and only. He's here to campaign for Democratic Representative Loretta Sanchez.

Story

The building that adjoins the building where I work used to be a Masonic Temple. It's now home to the local performing arts center and it has an exclusive restaurant upstairs.

Guess who's having lunch there today?

Oh, rapture divine. NOT! :)

Uniforms and suits are gathering outside as I type this. It would probably be a bad move to run out and yell, "Clinton sucks!"

[Diddle E. Squat]

Hide your daughters under lock and key.

[Diddle E. Squat]

Do you have any anti-rape literature you could pass out?

[ItisaReligionofPeace]

Will the Crusty One also be making an appearance?

[3k9pm]

Just remember what happened to the last 47 people who did that. The ones that her massiveness didn't have beaten by the goon squad, his massiveness took for a ride to the park.

[TLBSHOW]

Not running out and yelling would be a shame!

Freep him but good!

[Jerrybob]

Hide your daughters under lock and key.

I'd hide my pets too.

Make a big sign that says "LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE" or "JAIL TO THE EX-CHIEF" or something equally appropriate.

[mc5cents]

It would probably be a bad move to run out and yell, "Clinton sucks!"

Maybe, but I bet it would feel REAL good. Besides, they can't get you for slander if it's true, can they? Actually, it would be closer to the truth if you yelled "MONICA SUCKS!".

[Terriergal]

Maybe you could get all the women out of the city for a day (kind of like the homeless cleanup) and he'll change his mind when he hears about it!

[Terriergal]

MONICA SUCKS

ROFL OH that's baaaaaad! But hey I'd be game!

[NeoCaveman]

Has he registered as a known sex offender yet?

[NeoCaveman]

Hide your daughters under lock and key.

Daughters, wives, sisters, mothers, grandmothers, heck be safe and lock up the young boys and farm animals.

[Mo1]

It would probably be a bad move to run out and yell, "Clinton sucks!"

OH GO FOR IT!!!

[mc5cents]

Even the dead aren't safe from the sinkmaster. Remember his remark about the mummy?

[Dog]

GO FOR IT....make up a sign.....and calmly walk outside your building and .....chant the theme song from COPS....

"Bill Clinton DROP the CIGAR and move AWAY FROM THE INTERN....he have you surrounded!!!!"

Give the old boy flashbacks....:-)

[FryingPan101]

I'm somehow not surprised. Is Loretta just the lowest form of life or what? Wonder if she has keys to the Playboy Club for our esteemed ex.

[backhoe]

Just added a file on Sanchez to these:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/723210/posts

Liars-- and Sleaze, Incorporated... ( my files on the clintons and friends )

various links | 7-27-02 | The Heavy Equipment Guy

[solo gringo]

that like a guy ask a guy walking which was the fastest way to the hospital.The guy said go in the pub and yell the pope sucks.

[Spiff]

You need to pass out the Sexual Predator Alert fliers giving the description of Clinton. Find them - print them now.